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If I had the power to change people's perceptions, I know what I would do first.
I'd change people's perception of the appearance of Christ. I'd be respectful of their belief's so I wouldn't do anything awful like depict him as a woman or a negroid, no, I wouldn't go that far. There would be some additional preparatory work for me to do prior to my paradigm shift, the setting up of online stores, merchandising outlets, TV exclusives and all the trimmings of what I would easily turn into a frenzy of healthy and tasteful worship. Once that was all set and the people seemed ready, I would go right ahead and manipulate their minds. Overnight Christ's head would be instantly renewed. The differences are subtle but just enough, outward appearance generally similar but most notably his skin complexion has now adopted a much more 'toastlike' appearance and his profile a more 'loafish' demeanor.
Soon the stockpiles of multigrain loaves would be popping out of toasters in my factories (I call them Churches, but only on internal documantation) and whizzing around the globe via my pre-arranged network of LordWagons, the Catholic world would be reaching deep into their Holy pockets, spreading the word and not the margarine! eBay shall rejoice with renewed purchasing interest, casinos compete for the ultimate mascot!
Toast really can bring people together.
- I'm working on a line of womanly 'Mary' candles also.********
- "Melt away with Mary, Mother of Christ" is the strapline.********
- I'm working on a line of womanly 'Mary' candles also.