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- Nairn0
First time I've worn this aftershave in about 8 months.
Fuck me, do I smell good.
I'd pure rape me if I were a curvy Jewish princess, happening on by.
*hints*
- airey0
nairn's aftershave:
- i loved this stuff when i lived in the uk. made snakebites with it. was unable to leave the flat that night.airey
- Jesus, you filthy, filthy whore.
That shit's killed half my family, please don't joke.Nairn - K, that's patently a lie.Nairn
- hahaha. we all know heroin has killed half your family.airey
- that and deep-fried pizza.airey
- BuddhaHat0
I love that gmail has added a progress bar for attaching files.
- _salisae_0
remember when spooky had us all in the palm of his hand and we'd do just about anything for him? make his logo. design his site. give him help with his macintosh. whatever happened? nowadays jaline won't even buy a simple print while she used to be the feather in his fluffer's hand. poor spooky. poor poor spookytim.
- juhls0
Shari, do you mean I should wait until tomorrow for people to reply? Or something else?
- iCanHazQBN0
today, i had sex for money for the first time.
- I hope he didn’t charge you too much.MrOneHundred
- was he gentle?sikma
- this is definitely something to blog about. go on._salisae_
- im quite embarrassed about it actually. i didnt expect to get paid. i feel used.iCanHazQBN
- maybe she thought i was a manwhore. we didnt know each other.iCanHazQBN
- 10 cents probably isn’t enough to get worked up about.MrOneHundred
- hey did you ever end up agreeing with yourself in that thread the other day?_salisae_
- Nairn0
oh fucking hell, my bodyclock's all out of synch, I have really shit weed and I lent my knockout pills to a girl. schchdsfhgshgf
- do you have any melatonin?_salisae_
- We can't buy OTT melatonin here in Blighty, sadly.Nairn
- 'OTC', even.
I think I might just run into a wall.Nairn - try fire breathing_salisae_
- You "lent" them to her. More like you administered it and she is now in your basement.juhls
- sometimes mistaken for fire-eating, fire breathing is simply breathing in and out rapidly until you pass out_salisae_
- I'm just getting her accustomed to the bitter after taste, Juhls...Nairn
- fancy name for hyperventilating really_salisae_
- Have you just made that up, _salisae_? Are you trying to remote kill me?Nairn
- my mom taught it to me when i was in high school and come to think of it she could've been trying to kill me_salisae_
- but it works!_salisae_
- ahh i have bored you with my story and now you sleep .. sleep gently now .. go into the darkness_salisae_
- perchance to dreamzzzzz....
*knaughkt splutter*Nairn
- boobs0
My left foot itches between the toes. Fucking dreadful!
Don't make me reach down there!
- foot itch. you're all cruded up.airey
- a client once took off a shoe AND a sock and scratched his feet in a middle of a meeting, without ever acknowledging itscarabin_net
- BuddhaHat0
Really spicy Thai food gives me pins and needles in my face. I think it's an allergic reaction to something. It's not going to stop me eating it though, it tastes AWESOME.
- I used to be allergic to chocolate milk. Threw up nearly every day at lunch time in grade 2. Loved it so much that I neverjuhls
- stopped drinking it (where were my parents, I wonder...), and now I drink it all the time without problems.juhls
- I'm not sure if you can actually build up a tolerance like that, but if you love it a lot maybe it's worth trying.juhls
- To be fair, the 'rents came by all the time, but I don't think they got me tested.
Don't kill yourself!juhls
- juhls0
In this thread:
http://www.qbn.com/topics/587174…I agree with everything Jnr writes. Even in the future.
- I'm banging my head against the wall. Time for bed.Jnr_Madison
- Same. I am off.juhls
- _salisae_0
i'm doing this fairly intense herbal detox right now. it makes my heart hurt a little. i'm over half way through the process. if i don't show up tomorrow send a paramedic.
- with a carton of smokes and a litre of cheap vodka?airey
- something like that. throw in a little strawberry kefir and you're half way there._salisae_
- it's hurting my intercostal muscles around my heart truly – just feels like my heart._salisae_
- This is why I stay unhealthy.MrOneHundred
- it's no fun :/_salisae_
- my skin looks great though_salisae_
- (not the reason i'm doing it)_salisae_
- Okay, that would really freak me out. I would think I'd be having a heart attack for sure.NotByHand
- i nearly broke down when it first started but i had to remind myself i wasn't a candidate for heart failure or a heart attack_salisae_
- Still... that's just too scary (for me at least). Stay strong :)NotByHand
- Yeah, the heart thing is weird (even when you have other things wrong). I guess I am used to it...juhls
- NotByHand0
Juhls, are you still around?
- juhls0
yup
- airey0
can i watch?
- ninjasavant0
I'm done doing dumb stuff for money and putting up with incompetence and lack of vision. I'm done watching my ideas get passed by only to see them adopted 3 months later when someone else suggests them. This crap ends now.
- or ends later. either or.airey
- i'm not sure you should implement this philosophy right now. Maybe in a few months when i suggest itlocustsloth
- I want to be that far ahead of the game.ninjasavant
- oh wait, i just got what you said. this white russian is making me dumb.ninjasavant
- juhls0
Holy hell, my internet connection sucks.
- try blowing on the routerninjasavant
- all this talk of sucking and blowing...locustsloth
- hahjuhls
- ...it's reminding me to vacuum and inflate party balloonslocustsloth
- I seriously have to re-connect every 2 minutes b/c it's too slow otherwise. Every morning and night.juhls
- maybe buy a new dial-up modem?airey
- Can't get high-speed here, even though we only live in the suburbs, and not the sticks. + 6 computers in the house...juhls
- locustsloth0
Did whoever made teh Jnr gif come up with the puking rainbows thing? Cause there's heads puking rainbows on MTV's site now.
- Nairn0
hsfs
- ninjasavant0
I haven't had a proper drink in about 2 months. This double white russian is kicking my ass.
- Sounds like fun.NotByHand
- you wouldninjasavant
- sure... I would (?)NotByHand