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The Jackal
I have this friend who is exclusively into asian girls. It seems to be a Sacramento phenomenon--prepp... blondehaired stoners wit…
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underwear goes inside your pants
Has anybody heard or seen the video for this song? It's quite amusing....
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a dream i had
the world is coming to an end, and you have one final night to party. you have a house on the cliffs in lajolla, california, with …
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dice
i dropped by my friend's house the other day and interrupted a showing of the adventures of ford fairlaine. when i suggested that …
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cameo
Word up, it's the code word,
No matter where you say it,
You'll know that you'll be heard.
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det. alonzo mosley
remember those cool sunglases detective alonzo mosely wore in midnight run, the ones jack walsh (robert deniro) was amused with in…
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teabaggin'
yesterday i caught someone at starbuck's watching a porno on his laptop. the guy was vietnamese, about 25, and was wearing a lime…
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girlfriend experience
an old friend of mine is the bass player in this band. the design of the site blows, but i think their sound is cool. enjoy...
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who's the boss?
a couple of days ago, tony danza was on howard stern. along with the obvious insights, like the starlots he's hooked up with, like…
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did anybody see
flava flav getting it on with bridgetette neilsson in the pool last night? or later when she snuck into bed with him naked? i swea…
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gumbel brothers
when people think of famous celebrity families, there's a whole litany of obvious examples: the baldwin's, the jackson's, the kenn…
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bundle of joy
my class ended at 8:00 but i couldn't pick up my paycheck until 10:00, so i went to the library to kill time. there was this young…
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clarity
i'm in search of some clarity today. in the past 48 hours i've received three depressed phone callls from various ex-girlfriends, …
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happy endings
i once declined a company sponsored massage in my cubicle because the therapist was hideously ugly and they didn't offer happy end…
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hottest real world member
i vote for cameron from san diego. wow, this girl is a nectar....
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flava flav
i hate reality shows generally, but the new surreal life 3 is going to be huge. any show that has bridgette neilsson rolling aroun…
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romancing the stone
why this movie rocks
1.) Tagline: She's a girl from the big city. He's a reckless soldier of fortune. For a fabulous treasure, …
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tweakers suck
no offense, but i just lost someone dear to me to that evil shit, and i'm tired of it...
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new wes anderson film
looks hilarious