teabaggin'
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- kingjulien
yesterday i caught someone at starbuck's watching a porno on his laptop. the guy was vietnamese, about 25, and was wearing a lime green suit with a nametag pinned on the front that said luc. he seemed like a perfectly nice guy, except that the images were quite graphic and difficult to digest, and when i caught a glimpse of an old man getting teabagged, i decided it was time to leave and start my day.
later, while driving my mom's car home (because the starter on my car was f**ked up, and was in the shop) i ran over a wrench sized piece of metal in the middle of the road, and blew out the left front tire. i called aaa to get it towed--and was advised that my membership had expired the previous day (although it was easily resolved by going on line and extending my agreement).
a guy named haji at the chevron station up the street replaced my tire. he was hilarious, and quite helpful, and made the $100 charge a little easier to stomache, especially when this fat lady in an extra small miniskirt walked by, her boobs falling out, and he looked at me with red beady eyes and began the chorus to whole lotta love.
last night, johnny ramone died, which, as many of you will attest to, blows.
i just checked the web stats for my site, and i noticed i received 666 hits yesterday. i'm not religious nor that deep of a philosopher, and i try not to read into things too much for fear of going mad, but sometimes amidst the chaos, there are patterns that emerge, patterns that are strange and sad and funny and beautiful, and the mind wants to make the conenctions, real or imagined, and i guess that's what motivates me to jot down my thoughts from time to time...
cheers...
- loudubs0
sounds like a great start to a Christian youth movie
- k0na_an0k0
damn you. that fat lady WAS ME!
haha. i kid. thanks for the read.
- DutchBoy0
" ran over a wrench sized piece of metal in the middle of the road, and blew out the left front tire. i called aaa to get it towed"
over here in europe we have(in our cars even) like what they call a "spare tire" and some tools to replace the flat one.... but i just realize you might not have room for it in these tiny automobiles you have over there. ;)
- JazX0
hHAHHAA ouch
- Gorbie0
contrary to popular opinion... teabaggin is quite acceptable at starbucks... and runs about $2.00 to participate.
- normal0
contrary to popular opinion... teabaggin is quite acceptable at starbucks... and runs about $2.00 to participate.
Gorbie******
HAH!!!!!!!
- steakandliquor0
Thanks for the great story.
Hows about today you work on making friends that you can tell that to.
- BonSeff0
mix in a blog already
- grayhood0
i would think dipping your balls in that hot coffe would hurt, but mamybe thats what your into.
- Rand0
I enjoy your threads and suggest that you additionally cut and paste them them in the "blog" thread for longevity. Do it now before you have too many to catch up on.
- prodigalslacker0
sounds like a post for lowbrow.com
- mrdobolina0
Julien,
make a blog on your site and catalog these.
- Hizzle0
ha ha, you drove your moms car.
good story mate. had one of those days last week. They sure help time slow a little...