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- kingjulien
i dropped by my friend's house the other day and interrupted a showing of the adventures of ford fairlaine. when i suggested that the film sucked major penis, the assortment of ex college offensive linemen (ie. strip club security) looked at me deeply hurt, as if i had taken away their last buffalo wing and sip of grape crush.
what's disturbing is i remember a time in high school where i actually thought andrew dice clay was funny. i remember playing his standup for my dad in his mazda truck-- the one with the green canoe strapped on top-- on our trip back from chico, and i remember his odd look as he tried to give me the benefit of the doubt and listen to dice's jokes, obviously pondering if there was something really wrong with his child. i fully acknowledge that back then i was an idiot, but seriously, this was before i had ever blazed a bowl, and i wonder now what was going on in my head....
if it's any consolation, i also was into bell biv devoe and mr belvedere and that tv show small wonder, the one with the little girl robot , and thought jo from the facts of life was kinda hot, so it's not like there's any evidence to suggest i had an inkling of good taste--except for my obsession with fletch and caddyshack and vacation..
"you guys have a pool over there?"
"there's a pool and a pond, the pond will be good for you."
- k0na_an0k0
dice sucks. never found him funny.
- stevii0
dice sucks.
- Scottizzle0
Everyone is dumb when they are young, and before they smoke their first bowls, for the most part. I am so glad I started smoking pot, as it has turned me into quite the nice person. ;D
"If the world smoked green, I garuntee there'd be peace not greed"
-Kottonmouth Kings
Words to live by. If you dont smoke, dont hate on us that do, as the Canibus culture is probably one filled with more nice people than any other way of life.
- kingjulien0
dice sucks.
stevii
(sep 22 04, 11:38)um, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(in best office space voice)
- lvl_130
sucks!
OHHHHHH! what a fuckin idiot.
- normal0
kingjulien:
You pretty much summed up my childhood there. It's actually a bit creepy as if I'm staring into a mirror of my childhood likes. I also thought that jo was hot even though to my more mature mind now she was an obvious lesbian.
Frightening.
- kingjulien0
there are a lot of girls who i thought were hot in my childhood but now kind of creep me out:
1.) Brooke Shields: ever since suddenly susan it's been abundantly clear that she's an oger
2.) Meg Ryan: what happened to that face?
3.) Rosie Perez: in do the right thing she was marginally hot--and sure, her cans were nice, but who wants to hear that accent, especially when she's yelling "mooooookie"
4.) Justine Bateman; yes, i used to fantasize about mallery, but looking back, she really wasn't out of skippy's league, as she pretended to be
5.) Kirstey Alley/Shelly Long from Cheers: these two really don't hold up
6.) Bridgette Neilsson: what??
7.) Kathleen Turner: believe it or not i thought she was hot in romancing the stone
8.) Jamie lee Curtis in trading places: those hooker boots used to give me morning wood, but now.....
9.) Bea Arthur: I kid, I kid
10.) Erin Gray from silver spoons and buck rodgers: actually, i'm proud of my crush , but i guarantee she's weathered now
- designerror0
King.. you forget her
11.) Erika Eleniak
- kingjulien0
erika eleniak was smoking hot on baywatch--if she didn't hold up, then that's tragic.
nicole eggert wasn't included on my list for good reason--she HAS held up--i'm sure of it. she was sexy on charles in charge, even sexier on baywatch, and i refuse to believe anything else. i know she wasn't discussed but i wanted to clear the air, just in case....