clarity
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- kingjulien
i'm in search of some clarity today. in the past 48 hours i've received three depressed phone callls from various ex-girlfriends, and if i didn't know better (or hadn't read chuck palahniuk's survivor), i'd think my number was written in some telephone booth or bathroom stall, advertising good head or a 24 hour suicide hotline.
this morning during my 7:00 am class i caught two students cheating on a silly quiz, and was made to feel like an asshole for having the nerve to question them about it afterwards. later i sat in the cafeteria holding office hours, which nobody came to, while the theatre geeks at the table next to me sang dave mathews songs with a harmocia accompaniment, and the rest of the place was filled with 5 foot three inch little bow wow gangstas with doo rags-kids that looked barely fourteen, and who shot spitballs and compared ring tones the entire hour (personally i think aint nuthin but a g thang is the best)
right now, at 11:45 am, i've had too little sleep to be productive, and too many espresso shots to sleep. i've read three newspapers on-line and placed a fake craigslist personals ad, and i'm contemplating watching gummo for the 10th time or driving to the red sox a's game in oakland for $1 bleacher seats and drinking pabst blue ribbons until i'm singing hall and oates covers with big shirl--the security guard, or sitting in my boxers in this 100 degree heat and listening to the walkmen over and over...
just wanted to keep everybody aprised.
carry on now, and keep up the inspiring work...
- GreedoLives0
ha go see the sox game, if you're not into the A's. cause they're gonna get beat again.
i can't believe you guys have $1 bleacher seats, even the standing room only at fenway is $20.
so count your blessings and quit whining.
- k0na_an0k0
you should write a book. people would pay money to read that shit. hahaha.... too funny!
singing songs to dave mathews with a harmonica and you didn't pull a john bellushi-animal house and smash the hell out of it and say 'sorry... had to do it?!?'
damn...
- _salisae_0
sounds like you need some new rims for your tires.
what's a craiglist?
- k0na_an0k0
wha WHAAAA?!?
Craigslist is only THE source for hillarious, but serious job postings by stupid bastards who have no idea.
The personals are hysterical.
- kingjulien0
and you didn't pull a john bellushi-animal house and smash the hell out of it and say 'sorry... had to do it?!?'
damn...
k0na_an0k
(sep 8 04, 11:46)i thought about purchasing a beret and a black turtlekneck and ordering a falafel sandwhich on pita bread and doing a spoken word interlude to my ray manzarek instrumental cd--the one that i carry in my briefcase at all times, but then they went into "Crash" and i got too choked up to join them...
- k0na_an0k0
like this one.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/me…
- k0na_an0k0
even more reason to break a chair over someones back.
- algorithm0
do like Dr. Freud, A little snow might do the trick. Not that I'am condoning drug use.
- _salisae_0
yar! good stuff.
- JamesEngage0
You shouldn't be a teacher mate.
- kingjulien0
does anybody remember that early matt dillon flick, over the edge, about these wild and out of control suburban kids in arizona? these kids were popping pills and carrying guns and they even locked their parents inside the school during a pta meeting.
there was this great scene about half way throufh where one of the protagonists showed up to his driver's training class frying on acid, which turned out later to be laced with speed. it just so happened to be the day they showed red asphalt, that crazy "be careful don't drink and drive because you might get mangled beyond recognition" film notorious in driver's ed programs in the states. the boy started shaking and sweating and freaking out in class as they goory images played on the screen, and whispered to his friend next to him, over and over: "So much Violence. So much violence."
- -leah-0
hahahah _salisae_! you know what i think? that kona posted that one! didn't you kona?!?!
- unfittoprint0
gummo's rabbit outfit. classic.
- -leah-0
heeeeeeeeey i have pink bunny ears that my friend made for halloween. i wear them out once in a while with nothing but underwear on, people stare
- kingjulien0
you may have bunny ears, and i'm sure they look adorable, but have you ever worn them while sitting on the toilet playing the accordion?
i think not...
- unfittoprint0
dare.
double dare.
double dare with pics.