romancing the stone
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- kingjulien
why this movie rocks
1.) Tagline: She's a girl from the big city. He's a reckless soldier of fortune. For a fabulous treasure, they share an adventure no one could imagine... or survive...
2. michael douglas finds a crashed plane filled with weed and throws kilos upon kilos on the fire just to keep warm. kathleen turner then explains her knowledge of pot, "I went to college", and shortly thereafter, is on the verge of passing out when Jack Colton springs into action and slices the python aiming for her kneck
3.) When Ira drops steaks for his alligators in front of Ralphie (danny devito), "Look at those choppers!", the same choppers, ironically, which bite off zolo's hand
4.) Michael Douglas returns to Manhattan at the end, rolling a yaht , and without explaining what happened to the stone, and the alligator, lifts his pants to reveal gator boots (Bishop Don Juan and Snoop would be proud)
5.) 1984 porn remake: romancing the bone (the best title since on golden blonde)p.s. true players already rock this as their ringtone
- k0na_an0k0
I beg to differ. The best porn titles.
Crotcheedile Dundee
The Porn Identity
The Porn Supremacy
Forrest Hump
- JazX0
I have to admit that it makes me laugh, my childhood days
- mg330
Great post!
And if talking pohnoh movies, I was always hoping for:
Lord of the Springs
- Rand0
the randomness of this thread bespeaks sheer genius
- ricstultz0
Edward Penis Fingers was always my favorite porn title.
- gerbert0
I liked when the dude went down the mudslide and did the muff dive on the chick, that was cool.
and isn't it "Edward Dildohands"?
- nick0
we used to own the VHS as a youngster... great memories!
- ricstultz0
hmmmmmmm... maybe.
The aligator scene freaked the shit outta me as a kid.
- MX_OnD0
what a wealth of pornographic knowledge you wankers wield so readily ;)
- k0na_an0k0
No way. I thought it was 'Edward Dildo Scissor Penis' in hands.'
- Gorbie0
...so he just points at the urinal and goes?
- k0na_an0k0
pretty much. but i was loaded so i might be wrong.
- jevad0
hahHAHAhah
thread of the day award
- JazX0
porn!??? I thought you meant the reaaaaaaaaal movie
- MX_OnD0
that's what they all say JazX ;)
- gerbert0
Gig Trouble in Little Vagina
Honey, I Blew Everybody
How Granny Got Her Groove Back
- MR_T0
Speaking of porn titles, John Waters favourite is
'Shaving Ryans' Privates'
- Peter0
Yourasslick Park, anyone?