happy endings
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- kingjulien
i once declined a company sponsored massage in my cubicle because the therapist was hideously ugly and they didn't offer happy endings. i was kidding but i said it with a straight face, and the whole room went quiet before two executives in the corner fell over laughing in the middle of their foozball game.
the therapist quickly moved to another row, i put on my headphones, and i was never offered another chance.
- stevii0
OK!
- DutchBoy0
"and they didn't offer happy endings."
i should transform this into my tagline. lmao.
- jevad0
brilliant prose
- BonSeff0
what is this world coming to when you cant get a work sponsored happy ending at the cube...
- kingjulien0
if companies are really concerned with productivity and employee retention, they will stop wasting their money on free sodas, catered lunchs, friday happy hours, christmas parties, and rock climbing missions, and start allocating their resources to something far more profound and spiritual:
sexy college girls who will chop you up at breaktime
- grayhood0
i long for the days where you could sip martinis in your office with your secratery under your hard wood desk.
- kingjulien0
yeah, wasn't the clinton era great...