For a better tomorrow.
- Her face alone could annihilate the White Walkers and the Night King.utopian
- https://hips.hearsta… hehe!OBBTKN
- good for them. World needs a good old fashioned and honest wedding!mugwart
- fucked up the hotdog hat trick thoughsarahfailin
- I know, I was going to mention that earlier, but though utopian or robotron might say "yeah, but she's a bit of a dog" or something, so didn't.detritus
- Not to mention, she has no dragons.CyBrainX
- genuine smiles, traditional wedding. love 'em both. good luck fellas, cheerio!helloeatbreathedrive
- Him?! really?! HIM?!pango
- I do not find her attractive in any way.ArmandoEstrada
Might be a massive noob here or ahead of the game. I have a couple of clothing items I'd like to buy but want to wait until they are in a sale. But how will I know when and where that happens?
Is there an online service that I can register an interest in something and maybe set a price I'm happy to pay and people will be in touch or I am alerted if say ASOS have them at that price or better?
- sign up to online shop newsletters, when they have sale, the email, you check for your items and finally... only size XXL is available.shapesalad
- Page Monitor extension for Chrome.DRIFTMONKEY
- lyst does that but it's also a pain in the hole...kingsteven
- If it's on Amazon. Use keepa.com to monitor your wish list.pango
I am so fucked. i stayed up all night drinking beer and smokiing weed. it is 6 am and i have not slept.
the wife is going to be pissed!!
- that's a lot of beer & weedKrassy
- similar to porn in terms of brain mechanism and behavioural result: https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- Pull yourself together idiot.Hayzilla
- I did that on Saturday eveningMaaku
- used to do this all the times just without the wife factorsted
- lol that's fantastic. Great players.Fax_Benson
- if you're too young to know about Higuita : https://www.youtube.…spl33nidoru
- Looks like they're staying in the same hotel as Diego.Fax_Benson
- all hail the scorpion!jaylarson
- Damn, Blake from Workaholics got oldautoflavour
- @Fax_Benson LOL! nonstop party!Krassy
- F*** Yo Couch!umbee54
- I would wear this as a t-shirtjmckinno
- I think I would cry if I saw that happen in real life.
(my father was eaten by an Orca when I was three; they terrify me)detritus
- ^ are you serious det?OBBTKN
- I was sort of expecting that question from Mono. No, OB, not at all! loldetritus
- Well, I was serious about possibly getting quite emotional if I looked out and saw this.detritus
- C'mon... was just kidding ;)OBBTKN
- Octane renderer?shapesalad
- iphone9+unreal enginested
- wow actualllynudes
- wolves of the ocean, they are ultra strong and fight like no onejaylarson
- I would severely brown my pants if I saw this. They are so fucking terrifying.garbage
- Drop them the ocean with everything else.utopian
- Trump wall of Fake News? @sarahfailinKrassy
- how many hours combined did humans stare at those, and now, cast aside and no one would look at them. Aliens would be amused at what we do....shapesalad
- you could make a sweet anime cyberpunk prop with these.. GITS stylemonNom
- The combined heat would probably melt all the enclosures together into a gooey organic mess with monitor light shooting out.monNom
"I aint got time to care for shit breakfast tacos"
If you are not a stupid idiot this should take you like 10 min max.
• Two eggs
• One lime
• Mexican cheese
• Salt and pepper
• Corn tortillas
• Irish butter
• Green onion
• Olive oil
• Small pan
• Kitchen knife
Crack the eggs into the bowl. Whip the two eggs only until the yolk is generally even in the bowl so you have a sort of egg marble look.
Zest the lime into the bowl.
Pinch some mexican cheese into the bowl.
Put a tiny spritz of vinegar into the bowl.
Chop up one green onion and put that... into the bowl.
Put the bowl aside.
Put the small pan the stove at high. When it's hot, put stove on lowest setting, butter the pan with one or two pads of the good Irish Butter that your mother likes and melt evenly across pan. Don't burn that shit or I swear to fucking god I'll kill you. What are you, soft in the head? I said don't burn the butter.
Get a plate. Put a paper towel square over that shit.
Now fry two corn tortillas over the pan until they puff up. Then get them shits off the pan, put them on the plate, put another paper towel over to keep them warm. Good job so far, retard.
Now put raise the heat like one notch above the lowest setting. Drizzle olive oil over the pan. Just drizzle asshole, I didn't say slather. Lube it up for the eggs like I lubed up your mom for her eggs.
Okay now pour the bowl into the pan. Scramble the eggs as they are fluffing up and add two pinches of salt and one pinch of pepper.
Shake the pan. Are the eggs solid and jiggly like titties? Take the eggs out of the pan and put them into the tortilla. Take the lime that you skinned like a fucking monster and squirt them inside the tacos. Chop up a sprig of cilantro and put it also in the tacos.
Take the taco and shove it into your mouth and shut the fuck up. lean the pan in the sink as you are eating. Put your coat on. Eat the other taco and shove the other half in the trash. Rinse the plate, but like not all the way, and then put it in the dish washer all lopsided so your wife gets all mad at you. Go to work.
Do you have a dress code at work?
Can you wear shorts?
Speedo's rule @ work!utopian
- men in offices usually adhere to dress codes, but women wear tank tops, flip flops, mini skirts, high heels, tights, ripped jeans, pretty much anything reallyrobotron3k
- is that why you dislike women? because they can wear what they want?monospaced
NEVER, dress code or not.notype
- I mean:
Yes, but wouldn't be caught dead.
I'm really passionate about this one.notype
- No shorts?
Seriously tho you would prefer me wearing shorts than me sweating balls.pango
- no - work for myself.
yes - I haven't skipped leg day and my shorts are tapered, not those awful usa style floppy things.shapesalad
- i've worked at least 2 days this week in my pants (underpants).fadein11
Yes? I'm the only one who doesdrgs
- Once had to work in underwear because my pants got wet in rain.SimonFFM
- hahaha monodetritus
- pango, wear the shorts please; boxers if you will. ;)notype
- Yep. One of our bosses wares shorts and flip flops in the summer, often time walking around barefoot. Gross, if you ask me.elahon
- No shorts is the dress code. I like to dress nice, so I probably wouldn't even if we could. That, and the fact that the A/C is cold af in our office.section_014
- no, no.kingsteven
- Have a dress code: no sneakers, if wearing jeans they can't look old, no t-shirts, and definitely no shorts. (it's corporate)Maaku
- my dress code is FR coveralls, Safety glasses, steel toned boots a helmet and a Radiation monitor. Other then that I have complete freedomeryx
- So good.monospaced
- I see a theme developingshapesalad
- Hand of God aside, that's brilliant.
Why didn't some schlub here come up with that?detritus
- dis bichjaylarson
- that is great, love it
- Great. Could be a good series?Hayzilla
- agree that the hand of God ruins it. Rest is ace!Krassy
- HF stands for Holy Fucklemmy_k
- Pretty sweetbezoar
- the 70s had such amazing carsjaylarson
- Fuck no. Shit is so poorly designed. "I want it to be a cool triangle!" *pouts*cannonball1978
- So if you crash, there's nothing to protect you and you slam right into the windshield??omahadesigns
- look like shit bro.utopian
- i don't know what i hate more. the car or everyone in that crowd.kona