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- NBQ000
- Tesla has piss poor sales and stock is up only because of his pumping. xAI is losing money. Only SpaceX makes a few billion per year but doesn't justify thisNBQ00
- This place has predicting his downfall for years and yet...'25 - $500bn, early '26 $800bn. Maybe those critics should take a more balanced view.Morning_star
- Some of the richest people on earth have been the biggest cunts who didn't benefit the societies they stole fromPhanLo
- Pump and Dumputopian
- Just another greedy elite asshole who would gladly sacrifice any one of us to raise that number just a little bit moreYakuZoku
- musician Grimes claimed that her then-partner, billionaire Elon Musk, sometimes lived "below the poverty line," refusing to buy a new mattress despite a holeneverscared
- I'm sure he kept that hole around because it was the only one who would let him near it.Nutter
- ^haha, yeap a hole stuffed with a sock and vaseline with a printout of an ex wife generated on grok by the pillowPhanLo
- Saying he had a shit mattress when he travels with ex-military body guards 24/7 in a full isolation bubble doesn't make him any more normal.PhanLo
- YakuZoku6
Epstein / Maxwell
Rep. Ted Lieu Claims President Trump is Accused of Raping Children in the Epstein Files
- Drain the Swampdbloc
- #PedoTrumputopian
- TELL EM LIEUmilfhunter
- in Lieu of Justice, this is as far as this will go. America reaches a new bottom. Stay tuned for more atrocities.CyBrainX
- Oh...a new bottom now, yes, but it's only February...we're gonna get much, much lower...dedlaast
- Bill Clinton's lying about a blow job makes him look like a normal human compared to what Trump and his nasty ass probably did.canoe
- YakuZoku11
- Is this a legit photo with no editing?utopian
- you're a legit photo with no editing!pango
- tree + sun = ?milfhunter
- The lit end of a spliffmort_
- I’m going to guess it’s sloppity slop_niko
- I don't think slop though do suspect PS, but if it's just lens work damnYakuZoku
- Looks like a flashlight on a ball sack_niko
- Apocolypse Boughkingsteven
- NBQ006
- Poor dudecanoe
- He needs to go full Agassi and accept he's no longer his hair.
Godspeed Raphael!!!ideaist - For real. Just embrace it. I would if this happened to me.monospaced
- I lost all my hair at 18 due to a hereditary condition. It’s fucks you up. We all say embrace it without knowing just how distressing it can be.Ianbolton
- That’s not all lost in 31 days though - surely??Ianbolton
- Lolz; it's JUST a meme @Ianbolton AND yes you are correct "it fucks you up"; my bros bald AND have bald buds.ideaist
- Haha even memes hold some truth somewhereIanbolton
- I don't care how bald he is. He was my favorite player. Alcaraz is a very similar player and may reach those numbers one day.CyBrainX
- He looks like the nicest neighbor evertoemaas
- he should get a hair transplant in Turkey. We can start a gofundme for thatBeeswax
- would you guy start a gofundme for my hair transplant from a turkey?Ianbolton
- why is Turkey the hair transplant capital of the world?_niko
- lol just realized it sounds like a set up to a joke, but curious as to how Turkey cornered the market on hair transplants_niko
- d_gitale16
Browser game of the day
Amidst the recent hostile environment that is QBN.com, there is hope for your anger management in the form of this desktop browser game !
To release your tension, simply hit as many QBNers before the time runs out, avoid Shellie and whack the goat for some extra seconds.you will feel better afterwards...
- HA! This is awesome.
42, BUT my trackpad is shittybezoar - rad! 49! how about stats?
goats: 12 / shellie: 2 / qubes: 34Squiddy - Awesome!YakuZoku
- The goat! Lol 66YakuZoku
- :)utopian
- 51! damn goat
Music pumps me up!Krassy - Lol nice. But the goat never appeared for me :(NBQ00
- Ok on another round it did. Got a 79 score.NBQ00
- 79 ? Impressived_gitale
- Yes with both thumbsNBQ00
- I got tired.... had to just stop.
https://i.haasie.com…pango - suuuure :)NBQ00
- did it again just to see if the game was working properly...
https://i.haasie.com…pango - :Dd_gitale
- As long as you have fun, the game is working properlyd_gitale
- 85 first goNutter
- Got Shellie by accident a few times. She sounds more like a cat than I imagined. Fun.mort_
- Aaaand this is why i haven’t pusted in QBN mugs for a few years now.shellie
- Culture!canoe
- Apologies for the unauthorized use of everyone's image. Don't sue me.d_gitale
- I’m gonna SUE YEEEEEUUUUU!!!!monospaced
- Everyone is clowning on him, LOLz.utopian
- :)d_gitale
- i love how Shellie is no go.. amazing. the music is hype too..autoflavour
- I hammered quite a few of you.CyBrainX
- Really well done. This was important.CyBrainX
- awe! I made the list... Love this btw!hydro74
- What the fffffff? I popped up in there! HahahahaHorp
- I feel weirdly honored for having my face featured :Djagara
- Thanks everyoned_gitale
- Pretty good stuff!PhanLo
- HA! This is awesome.
- PonyBoy4
- Lap Dogggarbage
- ¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!Krassy
- tariffs off the table again, no invasion to greenland...neverscared
- _niko7
Elon Musk
Who gave this fucking mook design decisions?
China bans hidden car doors made popular by Musk.
We've been saying this forever, such an idiotic feature, and it only took the needless deaths of dozens of people before CHINA of all countries stepped up and banned it.
- Haha. if he's not ruining child molesting parties...Ianbolton
- Tesla recommends using the vehicle’s phone app to force the door handles to present themselves. If that doesn’t work, it has a complex series of instructions..._niko
- ...about where to “forcefully bump” the door handle with your fist. The instructions differ based on the color of the handle._niko
- lol JFC Elmo, is there a song I can memorize at least? "if my baby's stuck inside and red's the colour of my ride bumb 4 times to unhide!"_niko
- "but if the handles are out of sight and my Tesla's colour's white, bump it 6 times and my burning friends'll be alright!"_niko
- Pedo Engineer in Chiefutopian
- nuggler0
FUCK ADOBE!
It's been dying a slow death for many years, but I did still use Animate for some things.
https://www.techbuzz.ai/articles…- I've always built my HTML5 banners 'by hand' since Flash was relabeled 'Animate'... I don't think I've ever opened the app. Google Web Designer...PonyBoy
- https://webdesigner.… is helpful at times but I only use it for setting a script foundation / outputting certain HTML5 bannersPonyBoy
- I've never 'animated' w/Google Web designer... meaning I don't use the timeline (much)PonyBoy
- Have you looked into Rive? It seems to be an equivalent and all the cool kids are using it these days.CyBrainX
- I've been trying to learn it recently since I don't have much hope for my future in broadcast. I think it's time to broaden the skills.CyBrainX
- Yeah Rive exports SVG animation and they recently added scripting so it's getting goodnuggler
- For your old vintage flash projects https://ruffle.rsGabriel
- Ruffle player playing the Flash i did in 1999! https://web.archive.…nuggler
- ^ I couldn't get the spider to kill many flies.CyBrainX
- Wish there was a Flash CS6 clone version I could run. Fuck Adobe indeedPhanLo
- utopian3
Epstein / Maxwell
President Pedo Trump is mentioned thousands of times in the newest Epstein file release dump.
- Why do I feel like its a distraction, a smoke screen...ApeRobot
- I love how there was a deep state pedo ring he was going to save everyone from. But then it's reveals he's part of it. It's hilariousIanbolton
- @Ape, you think the Epstein files are the smoke screen?dbloc
- This man will nuke us all before he goes down for the Epstein filesYakuZoku
- Fuck it!YakuZoku
- There could be hours of footage of him raping new-borns and they'd still elect him a third time.CyBrainX
- Over 5,300 mentions of Donnie in the Trumpstein Files.utopian
- He owned those beauty pageants for a reasonYakuZoku
- NBQ005
Elon Musk
Elmo merging X/ xAI with SpaceX because that's how he can distract from failed businesses. And SpaceX gets government money.
- It's Called Capitalism Look It Up!utopian
- Once Pedo Musk's bitch buddy Trump is out of office, you can kiss the SpaceX government welfare contracts goodbye.utopian
- The hate is strong on QBN.ApeRobot
- You like pedo Elmo, Ape?NBQ00
- elon just disabled starlink for russian. you still love him ape?pango
- Who doesn't love a pedo, racist, conspiracist, homophobe, treasonist, megalomaniac, unhinged, man child?utopian
- Gabriel10
Animation of the Day
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- mort_8
- All our local hospital car parks have ticket machines with screens which say 'Press button for ticket'webazoot
- Only there are no buttons on the machine other than a call for assistance one.
It should read 'touch screen for ticket' But does not say this.webazoot - There is regularly a queue of cars behind an understandably confused person. These machines have been there for over three years now.webazoot
- Don’t get me started on the payment machines in car parks!mort_
- mort_14
- Probably yapping about solar panels when he should have been fucking kids.mort_
- lolmilfhunter
- LOL mortYakuZoku
- hahaha. How are kids supposed to feel when he starts talking about getting hair implants like that?Ianbolton
- Rule number 1: Never invite nerds to partiesOBBTKN
- maga voters voted for maga to oust pedo ring. but turns out they voted for pedo ring.
bunch of fucken idiots.pango - Is this even a real headline and story written by: Fart Dicksburg? Reads more like something from the Onion.utopian
- Obviously not real or meant to look realmort_
- Jesus Mort, lolNairn
- @pangz responded in post, too long for notesgarbage
- I love Fart Dicksburg.CyBrainX
- NBQ009
- I love how the fashion is on point today.monospaced
- Junior Soprano enjoying his lunchCalderone2000
- Did it ever go out of fashion?!microkorg
- lol@ junior soprano_niko
- nah dudes have been dressing the same since the 80's lol_niko
- @micro, nope!monospaced
- Truly the good ol' daysstoplying
- I need this in Hi-resTurbobrick
- Click on it, download it and upscale it.NBQ00
- d_gitale10
- https://www.meme-ars…hans_glib
- Steve O?YakuZoku
- is it set at hostel?canoe
- Dipl-oh no you didn't!ideaist
- The gamercanoe
- He got gamecanoe
- Thailand?yuekit
- Yes. In Thailandd_gitale
- Nice, hopefully I'll be back there soon. Was in Bangkok just a few months agoyuekit
- Let me know if you travel to Rayong provinced_gitale
- Yeah never been to Rayong...usually go to Bangkok, Phuket, Chiang Mai, Ko Samui/Ko Pha Nganyuekit
- You trying to re-enact your dad's Vietnam war or something?
Nobody wants yanks around down there******** - G'day mate, how ya goin'?jagara
- @jagara Good day my fellow QBNer
@grafician - not sure why you think I am from the US. Nevermind.d_gitale - You Thai? https://static.simps…jagara
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