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- ukit0
Cannonball's remains float through the air, sort of like the feather in Forrest Gump, only to land in the nostrils of a zombie Mel Gibson.
Gibson, clothed in the traditional Scottish dress from his 1995 film "Braveheart," is shuffling alongside the rapidly decomposing corpses of Adolf Hitler and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
"Jeeeeews," he mumbles.
Gibson drools out Cannonball's remains onto the ground, where they they are immediately consumed by a pack of ravenous hyenas.
- cannonball19780
Years pass. The seasons turn—Spring. Summer. Fall. Winter. And back again. QBN grows old, gray, dies of old age. Their kids die of old age. Their grandkids die of old age.
Then, suddenly, one day in the halls of an agency no-one would have even imagined years and years ago... a janitor swears he sees a walking upright nervous system, wandering the halls at night.
Then a week later, the office manager swears she sees a skeleton looking out an office window.
A copywriter drops his coffee when he sees a jumble of organs operating the holo-copy machine.
A month passes when suddenly, there is a brilliant blue light in the main conference room and Cannonball1978 appears, naked and blue in the middle of the Virgin Galactic pitch meeting, wagging schlong and all.
"I have... returned..."
- vaxorcist0
The talentless film producer finjshes readiding aloud the excerpts from the film script he found in the trash at in-n-out burger and hands it to steven spielberg's assistant after wiping off the mustard stains.
- honest0
...little did he know that the yellow stains on his fingers would later-
- Beeswax0
react with the soap that he'd use and turn blue.
Couple of days later, he was sitting in his modest living room decorated with a dark brown desk an old green couch and a dirty yellow rug.
He looked at his fingers.
"Bluefingers!" he thought
"That should be the name of my next movie!"
- jon_d0
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- Beeswax0
A piece of concrete that came out of no where bursted the shop window first and then the 65" LED Tv on the display.
Seconds later people with masks on their face stormed into the electronics store with baseball bats and iron bars in their hands.
Almost all of them have some icons on their clothing that resembled communism.These were communists,
in the heart of capitalism,
The Wall Street.
- honest0
... upon hearing the news, a collection of individuals headed back to their apartments and unlocked hidden safes in their closets.
- vaxorcist0
In each of the safes was a single dark blue rubber glove with the middle finger cut out, a long red lock of hair with a rubber band holding it together, a photo of a semi-disembowled cannonball1978 hugging the talentless film producer.... and a crumpled up note.