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- Beeswax
Tony shut down his computer and rubbed his tired eyes. He knew that he would never take on a job like this one...
- dbloc0
feeling a bit hungry......
- fyoucher10
Tony works at a company that makes poisonous chemicals. He rubs his eyes some more...
- ifeltdave0
20 years later..
Tony can't stand his life now. Rubbing his eyes at the end of that fateful work day brought on total blindness. He curses that chemical plant...
- Beeswax0
it was already 4am. And no where was open except Greasy Joe's place.
- ukit0
Not that the time of day matters when you are blind of course.
- inteliboy0
With deadly neuro-toxins poisoning his bloodstream, Tony begins to have the hankering to post his latest findings on crop circles...
- dbloc0
Tony Dies.
- ukit0
...which was ironic, considering that Tony's lawyer, Greasy Joe, had just secured a $1.2 million settlement from the chemical plant he worked at.
- fyoucher10
Greasy Joe's closed early today. Tony, "Fuuuuuuuuck! These crop circles are making me thirsty. Wet Jessica's is open. Wet Jessica's is a new beverage restaurant, they serve all kinds of water. Hot water. Cold water. Every kind of water you can think of. It's so delicious.
- ukit0
You are probably wondering how Tony can be both dead and alive at the same time. This will be explained in Chapter 3
- DRIFTMONKEY0
Chapter 3: zombie outbreak
- VikingKingEleven0
Grabbing his coat and man purse Tony ran out of the office before Pauli Asuza the famous account executive art director dragged him back to flush out her ideas for a new start up company she just found on a blog.
- scarabin0
what wet jessica didn't know was that her latest beverage, "die wasser" was bottled from a source next to a cemetery in wasserstadt, germany. in 1642 this city of the dead was the epicenter of one of the worst cholera outbreaks in human history. so mysterious was the nature of the outbreak that 300 years later hitler himself conducted an investigation into possible ties with the supernatural.
what he discovered was...
- CyBrainX0
This startup company was formed on the premise that Tony's undead flatulence could be harnessed to power a new breed of zombies that could revitalize themselves by drinking from Wet Jessica's watering hole.
- ukit0
However, what remained unknown was that the primary investor in this mysterious new company was in fact a reincarnated, flatulent, undead, cholera-invested Adolf Hitler.
- omg0
Jessica the proud owner of Wet Jessica often joins Tony on his Fly Fishing trips. She is often reminded of the romantic times they've had in the mountains. When they dragged Tony's dead body into her wet house. She screamed and cried.... "OMG!!!" grabbed her shotgun...
- ESKEMA0
"I missed a spot here when I was cleaning it yesterday!" said Jessica, while she was wet.
- JSK0
HEY LOOK HERE !
- fyoucher10
Jessica had spilled water all over herself. She was dripping wet. The water, being infected, had turned into a zombie herself. She was hungry but Greasy Joe's was closed, so she ate Tony's ears. Tony was now blind, deaf, and dead but alive. Someone starting touching him. He thought it was Jessica but couldn't tell who it was....
- doesnotexist0
so he ate her. immediately, without hesitation.