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- ukit0
As Tony finished scarfing down what he assumed were Wet Jessica's remains, there was a knock on the door of her house.
- CALLES0
(wait the jessica we be referring to is JSK... right?)
- dbloc0
He's Dead Dammit! He's Dead!
- dbloc0
A moment of silence please..........for Tony.
- ukit0
...a voice from outside the house said.
- CALLES0
Delivery... deed ju order sum tacos
- jon_d0
suddenly batman appears out of nowhere
"where is he?"
"WHERE IS HE?!?!?"
- dbloc0
Batman Dies.
- jon_d0
thats when the roof sharts shaking.
it is megatron.
"I have the weed Prime!"
Why does this giant robot keep calling me Prime?, Batman thinks to himself....
- jon_d0
the house collapses from the roof being torn off by the giant decepticon.
- jon_d0
Batman escapes using his trusty grappling hook.
- ukit0
pieces of falling roof and cement crush and kill the Mexican delivery boy
- TheBlueOne0
"That's no grappling hook!" Robin cried, a moment too late.
- ukit0
...And then Tony woke up.
"What a weird fucking dream," he said as he rubbed his eyes tiredly.
- jon_d0
"It aint no damn dream Tony."
Tony realizes he is swinging from the top of a skyscraper, bound and gagged by the Batman.
"Now tell me what you know!"
"Dude I just ordered some tacos." Tony replied.
- jon_d0
"what?" asked batman
"tacos."
Batman could not understand the muffled Tony.
"let me undo that for you."
"thanks."
- IRNlun60
Tony rubs his what's left of his eyes, again. The incessant rerun of Batman, tacos, Batman, tacos. BATMAN, TACOS!!!! He rubs his eyes again.
- JackRyan0
He wakes up in his cube...groggy. The receptionist calls...he has some mail. This strikes Tony as odd, he's never gotten mail at a job before. He gets a small package, he feels the plastic envelope, realizes there are dvd's inside...curiosity takes a hold and he rips open the package. He turns red, and tries to hide his surprise, its 3 dvds of Girls Gone Wild. He immediately scours his memory, was I drunk and ordered this!? Maybe...calls his bank, no explanation...he then thinks it could be a joke, could be a friend, makes some more calls...no such luck.
- jon_d0
Then he looks at the envelope...
"Qwickster?!?!?"
- locustsloth0
Tony quickly realizes that it's a coded message. Drawing the Golden Ratio spiral on the envelope, he grabs a scissors and cuts along the line. Holding the spiral by it's center, the rest of the envelope unfurls revealing the message: