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- popfodders0
Angered by the fact that Tony couldn't find his Frank's Red Hot, he decides to drink a bottle of Kraken Rum.
- sigg0
But the Rum turned out to be CAT PISS!
"Clever Kitty" he said.
- tanis0
Angered even more by the fact that the new kitty had pissed in his rum bottle, Tony decides to create a custom pistol, making him extremely proud in his knowledge of how to do such things.
- jon_d0
tony lifts his gun in the air and excaims"
"you tried to fuck me
now you bust me
you got heat, me too
enough for the 1 , 2's
drop that beat homey
time for me to fly like sony"
- jon_d0
"or marty mcfly
fry guys and wise guys,
the life i live is
illustrative
of the ad age struggle..."
- jon_d0
"mad men in thepen
try to take my pen
and shove it
i luvs it,
gimme some more
like busta..."
- jon_d0
its imperative to know
the rap show
no go
for lolos
and hal laboratories.
adventures of lulu
be pupu on the nes
- vaxorcist0
While saying all that, he's overheard by a laid-off copywriter he once knew at an agency gig years ago....
The copywriter slowly walks up to him, stands there and, after adjusting his hat, starts talking to him in a certain tone of voice.
- jon_d0
"the key to this whole thing, you see..."
"is in the galapagos."
- CyBrainX0
and then he quotes Frank Zappa.
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.
- vaxorcist0
....they go out through the night where they keep the imaginary diseases, and he struggles and finally is able to pull off that too-tight python boot, causing a severe case of aroma-terrorism
- popfodders0
struck by the stench of his own self, Tony quotes 'The Raven' "Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."". Decided to check out a whorehouse.
- jon_d0
"Great scott!" - Tony
"Great scott?" - some random guy
"great scott!" - Tony
"whos scott?" - random guy
- CyBrainX0
" ' " — Scott
- monNom0
Scott, now long forgotten in the post-apoclyptic zombie haze, had been a great guy in high-school -- always really cheerful.
- monNom0
even his reanimated zombie corpse seemed to be smiling at you through taught shrivelled lips, pulled back by the gradually tightening raw-hide of his horrible face.
- monNom0
Monica was a total bitch.
- vaxorcist0
Monica kept calling Scott "Mr Ridley" and sometimes "Mr Tony" but then she ran away and pulled out her blades and her top gun and....
- Beeswax0
a jar full of peyote.
- cannonball19780
Confused, Cannonball1978 closed the QBN book that he was reading. The cover, two snakes in a knot devouring each other, was very telling about the nature of what he had just read.
It was late, and school was closed already and a storm was brewing outside. The pad he was laying on wasn't so uncomfortable, though, and he had already eaten an entire apple, core and all, and was feeling a bit sluggish.
"What's so bad about reading in a school attic?" he thought to himself. I might as well just stay here tonight. Better this than getting thrown in a dumpster by those bullies again.