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- autoflavour17
Is there anything more poetic if Trump is taken out by a Chinese flu named after a Mexican beer..
- Never wish bad on anybody, you will get Pence in return upgrading from VPgrafician
- if trump has pence has it likely too.neverscared
- you came up w that huh?hotroddy
- I'd take Pence over Trump. I also think Pence is likely to have Corona virus too.CyBrainX
- The good news that either one or both of these two revolting cunts has it can't come fast enough, frankly.Continuity
- Hotroddy! Lolz..robotron3k
- it would be a beautiful funeral, the best funeral.fadein11
- a perfect funeral.utopian
- A funeral fit for a MAGAMOOKRamanisky2
- Awww... he tested negative — You sick fucks didn’t get your wishPonyBoy
- Billions and
Billions and
Billions and
Billions of people will attend the funeral.pedromendez - Hotroddy, no, stole from bookfaceautoflavour
- He said he tested negative. He looks sick afmonospaced
- If he tested positive do you really think he would admit to it?autoflavour
- allthethings0
- Eh? The clap and syphilis are missing.Continuity
- 'French Pox' was syphilis, clap is probably there under another name too.i_monk
- Nairn2
It's interesting seeing what people are stocking up on during these times of need - I saw a lovely-looking pair of humans shunting along trolleys full of cans, wheezing and gasping and likely dribbling sputum down their ankles as they did. Curious to see what they were, I had a peek - one trolley was full of cans of custard, the other, cans of rice pudding, the fucking fat cunts.
Otherwise, people seem to be fairly content with the idea of spending three weeks in isolation eating nothing but pot noodles.
- *smegma, not sputum.Nairn
- supermarkets could create these panic buys by just removing random products from the shelves overnight.Fax_Benson
- ^Why?! They profit from stupid peoplegrafician
- yeah, this is what I was trying to tell my partner last night - the entire supply chain's just got a cash-dollar erection, everyone will be ramping up to sellNairn
- went to sainsburys and it's hard to compute. with the exception of some fresh veg and bread i got my normal shop. got some more bread flour and yeast...kingsteven
- some frozen and canned veg (of which there was loads) some long life soya milk... noticed the pot noodles were wiped out, crisps etc.kingsteven
- then in my local shop it's like nothings happened. bog roll, veg, bread and a full shelf of bombay badboys on offer for £1. there's no logic to it whatsoever.kingsteven
- Oh yeah - people seem to be utterly blind to locl shops whic hhave full stocks of everything. Supermarkets though? Empty.Nairn
- To whoever downvoted this - I meant what I wrote literally - one trolley had 18+ cans of rice pudding, the other the same again of custard. That's not a -1.Nairn
- Continuity4
Bring on the Great Old Ones.
- lol. adding KLF to my lockdown playlist.uan
- what movie is that creature from?utopian
- That would be Cthulu — The Great Dreamer, The Sleeper of R'lyeh, and your new lord and master.Continuity
- section_0140
Early Saturday (7:30-8:00am) is one of my grocery shopping times. There's usually about 5 people there, excluding staff. The parking lot was over half full this morning.
Things I noticed:
People buying 5 loaves of bread. Lots of water and pop (soda) in carts. No beef available, eggs were gone, and bread was sparse. I was able to buy some fish and scallops though.
Didn't see any morons with 100 rolls of TP, which was encouraging. Did see a number of folks on their phone, which I assume they answered after touching everything in the store.
Dry rice and beans was completely stocked. Same with canned foods. Both of which, I saw very little of in people's carts. Seems like people preferred potato chips, cereal, and prepackaged deli meat.
- Pasta has been one of the things there's been a run on in my local supermarket.Continuity
- ^Because people are so fucking stupid they can only prepare pasta - they cannot cookgrafician
- Well, there's that. Conversely, it does have an impressive shelf life.Continuity
- ^IF somebody spreads a rumour that pasta is actually coming from Italy that is so heavily infested with coronavirus, these people would not eat pasta & starve?!grafician
- Haha! Fair point!Continuity
- Nairn2
Also, the amount of clearly useless face masks with big fucking gaps all around, I mean c'mon.
There was this old gadgie walking aroudn the supermarket with his face mask tucked under his nose so he could breathe properly.
Also, some very self-contented looking bloater with a DIY dust mask - I've tried using those things in the past when spray-painting or sanding MDF - they're totally useless.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- DIY as in for DIY, not as in homemade.Nairn
- saw a lad adjusting and scratching though his mask... assuming he's not ill he's just stinking up the mask he'll undoubtedly re-use tomorrow.kingsteven
- Yeah I cut a hole in my face mask so I could breather easier while I wear it.********
- grafician0
Ok, so this guy David - an editor and columnist for New York Magazine, posted about that Jack Ma Foundation donation of 500k test kits and 1 mil masks I already posted about a few pages ago - just reading thru the replies - I really can't believe how monumentally stupid many americans are, I mean, the levels of fear, paranoia, ignorance, etc. are off the charts man...
https://twitter.com/dwallacewell…
Take a look, some of them think this is a China plot, others ask if Trump would approve this, others refuse the help straight up because of pride, and so on...
If the fucking world will hand today the cure for Coronavirus to the fucking Orange guy, he and all those people will refuse it and say they will come up with a fucking better cure, because they are awesome and they know better and they have the best whatever in the world.
Unfuckinbelievable...
- NBQ00-1
- toemaas0
Yah, there is a upper respiratory virus going around, but it seems more like a brain/mind virus. The zombies look a lot different than they showed us in the movies
- Bennn0
We went to the grocery store yesterday, as we always do on Fridays. The shelves were empty... It looks like we're in the middle of a World War or something. People are buying a lot of things because people are buying a lot of things and we're stuck in a spiral.
- An example, no more bananas! There's always bananas in the bananas stand! Bananas last a few days only WTFBennn
- "there is always money in the banana stand"renderedred
- Exactly! ;-)Bennn
- grafician5
He Has 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer and Nowhere to Sell Them - The New York Times
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/…
I mean, wow, when the entire country is your "family" and you're a family man...
- stupidity will kill us before the virus doesFax_Benson
- This is how you ruin civilisationsgrafician
- Tennessee? Someone's gonna shoot this asshole over this.section_014
- Hayoth?utopian
- Isn't it a fire hazard to store so much alcohol based stuff in your garage?shapesalad
- CUNTinteliboy
- I seriously hope this fucking prick gets the virus.maquito
- What a MAGA CLINTRamanisky2
- haha. wow people are pretty emo about this and no idea why.********
- WOwzrzmoogchild
- hahahaha cuntpango
- lol idiotboy doesn’t know why this is an issue. what a mookmonospaced
- America in a nutshell. This guy is a shagger/entrepreneur...PhanLo
- Gardener0
70 years of progress
- grafician2
Hey at this point, FUCK coronavirus, not posting anymore, be safe!
- _niko2
for our quarantined listening pleasure
- grafician2
fuck it, Wu Tang is foreva!
- Nairn3
So after a couple of weeks of badgering my Father, with the inevitable slightly hubristic push back from a world-wearied old man, I've just received an email from him saying they're hunkering down and staying out of people's reach.
He's in Spain, where the shit's about to go Italy, so I think he's finally realised that I've not simply been my usual tin-foil hatted, slightly-paranoid self.
He's in his late 60s and doesn't have the best of lungs - quite asthmatic - so as far as I'm concerned, he's High Risk.
Interesting Times.
- My mum — 71 — had been gradually stocking up on supplies since Dec. The first case popped up in her province, and she told me she's putting herself ...Continuity
- ... out of circulation immediately this week. Infinitely sensible woman.Continuity
- I imagine your mother has more nutritious food in stock, but whatever - fingers crossedNairn
- 100% correct. And she lives in the middle of nowhere in the extreme east of Canada, so I'm not as worried as I might otherwise be.Continuity
- Narin, which part of Spain is he in? Madrid is still fairly open but that will probably change soon.Chimp
- Down near Gibraltar. He had his first vaccine jab last week, so I'm a little less concerned about him all these months later!Nairn
