Elon Musk
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- Krassy5
- "My bedside table" - Elon Musk
https://twitter.com/…Krassy - His big, gold dildo he fucks himself each night goes beyond the frame. Fits the cans nicelycrazyprick
- Apparently its a fake replica gun, what a foolish POS toolbag!utopian
- cans the same colour as his pissfadein11
- diabetes wishes a good morning ... with a bullet to his immune system.neverscared
- a real role model to us all...sugar and bullets.. comes off like a mental antique just like the weapons..neverscared
- a morbid repuplican slumbered deep inside his heart for a long time and woke up...neverscared
- eat a salat for once ...neverscared
- That gun has no triggerYakuZoku
- ^ it's 3-D printedKrassy
- ^ Dildo 2 The Maxmoogchild
- "My bedside table" - Elon Musk
- utopian6
Elon Musk Shares Fake CNN Headline, Gets Flagged by Twitter’s Own Fact-Checker.
- yuekit1
It's surprising how few viable alternatives there are for Twitter. Thinking back to the Web 2.0 days when everyone was launching a new app seemingly on a weekly basis. Now would seem to be golden opportunity for another company to jump in and steal some of Twitter's userbase.
- I know of Mastodon for years and know of people, mainly programmers and hackers who use it really actively and don't even have a Twitter account.oey_oey
- I had a test account and after finding out I had a Twitter account, two weeks after Elon took over, I immediately signed up for an account.oey_oey
- Still on Twitter just to watch how this Elon thing is evolving, lots of people drooling like if he was some kind of god or example to follow, cause he's f* richoey_oey
- Made a account on Hive, its the closest thing to twitter but does run quite slow compared to twitter.Nutter
- telegram, facebook, linkedin, reddit, discord, slack etc... = all involve posting and reading text/images/occasion... video / soundshapesalad
- Google should bring back G+.formed
- Good time to break the habit, fuck the screen and experience real life again?Bluejam
- Krassy5
Apple threatens Twitter with App Store ban, Elon Musk says he will go to war with Apple
- Twitter = Elon = China.
Apple = China.
China vs China.shapesalad - China in your handtank02
- Ego vs EgoKrassy
- I'm on Team Popcorn.palimpsest
- Remember what Apple did to Flash. RIPPhanLo
- What is the reason for ban?drgs
- not wanting to pay 30% on the $8grafician
- The enemy of my enemy is my friendcrazyprick
- crazy how media and tech companies are in collusion with the gov't. Just like china.hotroddy
- Biggest private company revenue drops in % for November 2022:
1. FTX
2. BlockFi
3. Twitterjonny_quest_lives - Biggest private company revenue drops in % for November 2022:
1. FTX
2. BlockFi
3. Twitterjonny_quest_lives - team popcorn here too, never used twitter or apple, couldn't care lessfeel
- You can always access Twitter in your browserdrgs
- Elon is the new TrumpYakuZoku
- Elon is the new Ben Shapiro.jonny_quest_lives
- Elon is the new megadoucheKrassy
- how is QBN going to cope with both Elon and Apple in a headline togetherinteliboy
- HE said they threatened to ban. Realistically, he refused to pay and they told him the app would be kicked off.formed
- lolYakuZoku
- Apple should buy Teslamonospaced
- "Twitter Destroyed Twitter" - Thanks Elonutopian
- Why is Apple entitled to 30% of Twitters blue badge profits?drgs
- exactlymonNom
- Apple takes that profit from any in-app purchase. They've been doing that for ages. Look at the Epic Games debacle.formed
- Isn't it a little unreasonable? In this case it applies to in-app purchase (?)drgs
- They're a private company, love it or leave it.palimpsest
- Apple has applied the 30% fee to all in-app purchases from day one.monospaced
- @mono: Apple had the chance to buy Tesla years ago for chump change when Elon offered it to them. Tim refused.NBQ00
- in a parallel universe this will escalate into a FALCON HEAVY or STARSHIP crashing into Apple HQ.uan
- "You know, I’ve never spoken to Elon. And there are lots of companies out there that we could’ve bought at different times probably." —Tim Cookmonospaced
- Twitter = Elon = China.
- Krassy7
Hacked Twitter data (more than 5.4 million accounts) includes phone numbers, personal emails for celebrities, prominent politicians
- popcorn.gifpockets
- That gif is perfect lolYakuZoku
- The part that this makes even dumber is that this breach was common knowledge BEFORE his initial go at Twitter.garbage
- And after the massive layoffs, I guaran-fucking-tee you that there are blackhats looking for new API exploits.garbage
- There's anecdotes from Tesla and SpaceX employees saying one of the most vital roles for productivity was keeping this moron distracted.garbage
- Twitter does not have that. The Emerald Hairplug would be dead in a ditch if he didn't inherit daddy's money.garbage
- yuekit1
- ?oey_oey
- https://www.qbn.com/…yuekit
- I wasn't being entirely serious but some people did see posts that criticized ElonMusk get censored for some reason.yuekit
- Let's go Brandon!palimpsest
- poor Elmooey_oey
- Wasn't Twitter highly censored before?Chimp
- Not, it only got rid of content we didn't want to see.palimpsest
- Elon Cuntcrazyprick
- https://www.instagra…sheep
- Raybandana0
getting spicy - https://thepostmillennial.com/br…
- Here come the QBN commis foaming at the mouth ready to attack 3..2..1.. Unable to accept FACTS.Hayoth
- Yawn... Why is EVERYTHING so extra with Apartheid Space Karen. Wake us when the TESLA FSD indictments land.jonny_quest_lives
- Pretty sure this was in favor of trump.monospaced
- Let see boys!Raybandana
- Your cuck ass thought trump won the election and that he would get it back. You’re wrong again. Reality not in your favor claymantis.monospaced
- Let’s see what anyway? You’re a real special retard if you actually think this is going to be investigated further beyond right wing fuckasses on YouTubemonospaced
- Who?Raybandana
- utopian0
Elon Musk says Apple ‘misunderstanding’ resolved, thanks Tim Cook for campus tour.
- PhanLo16
- utopian3
Hate Speech's Rise on Twitter Is Unprecedented, Researchers Find
Before Elon Musk bought Twitter, slurs against Black Americans showed up on the social media service an average of 1,282 times a day. After the billionaire became Twitter’s owner, they jumped to 3,876 times a day.
Slurs against gay men appeared on Twitter 2,506 times a day on average before Musk took over. Afterward, their use rose to 3,964 times a day.
And antisemitic posts referring to Jews or Judaism soared more than 61% in the two weeks after Musk acquired the site.
- but damn can he work a balloon in front of a crowd.AQUTE
- Thanks, Elon.palimpsest
- whatthefunk7
- If you were offered a Neuralink chip for free, would you do it?drgs
- nah https://www.cnn.com/…imbecile
- I think they've fixed it nowdrgs
- I'm of the opinion that the only useful neural interface will be one that we're born with and is utterly integral to the brain's functioning.Nairn
- yup Nmonospaced
- Have their been any applications that would be useful to us yet? All the demos i’ve seen were about restoring sight and shit like thatscarabin
- *therescarabin
- Typing on a keyboard with your mind, apparentlydrgs
- I can do it faster with my hands, thoughscarabin
- Have you ever wanted to type something, but your hand(s) were busy? This is where Neuralink comes indrgs
- Noscarabin
- you're just gonna type "stepmom" with your left hand like a peasant ?drgs
- hahahaNairn
- You make a good point. Throw in one of those banana smoothie machines and i’m inscarabin
- PhanLo3
- Without any sense of irony to speak of. Not a shred of it. He's something else, our Elon.Continuity
- #notmyEloncrazyprick
- Output of the bullshit eLoon spews is the vector sum of his smooth brain followers. oh eLoon! he's an open AI chatbot at this point right?jonny_quest_lives
- NBQ002
Elon Musk Converts Several Rooms At Twitter Headquarters Into Bedrooms For Employees
- next up: bunk bedsKrassy
- PARODY-i was told the employee perks would stop... next he will be giving them free meals again. socialist eLoon! -PARODYjonny_quest_lives
- NBQ004
Neuralink killed 1500 animals in the past 4 years
- Stable Geniusutopian
- People are bothered by this, while using Avon, going to the zoo and destroying the planet travelling in private planes
People bothered by anuthing these ddaysgrafician - Not to say this is not wrong, but a drop in the ocean vs. killing the Amazon and all that...grafician
- Yea why is elon trying to do anything at all, he should be just doing nothing like the rest of us.Raybandana
- People complaining about this while eating animals every dayscarabin
- Yup, people kill animals left and right for their diner (not myself, though). And wear their skins on everything.....still...formed
- I never drilled a hole into a monkey's skull and implanted a computer into its brain, leading the monkey to go insane and chew its own arm off, did you?yuekit
- grafician-7
ELON MUSK LOSES TITLE OF WORLD'S RICHEST MAN TO LVMH'S BERNARD ARNAULT & FAMILY - FORBES
- AQUTE-1
- We were promised 6 new Twitter features one page back... there was even a deck posted... well?jonny_quest_lives
- https://tenor.com/bb…jonny_quest_lives
- Improved twitter search or employee sleep cubicles.... so many alpha brain decisionsjonny_quest_lives
- Wait hold on..jonny_quest_lives
- eLoon , fired Baker who wasTwitter's Deputy General counsel for reviewing the first set of internal documents givenjonny_quest_lives
- given to journalists to publish, to check them for any potential legal liability issues for Twitter/eLoon? Isn't that what General Counsel does?jonny_quest_lives
- Also wasn't he acting Deputy General Counsel because eLoon fired Twitter's actual General Council in his day 01 purge... seems like something Due Diligencejonny_quest_lives
- Might have turned up had eLoon not waived it when he he bought a $10billion company for $44billiion.jonny_quest_lives
- yuekit1
The stuff Elon Musk, Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss are posting about "The Twitter Files", if you really break down the substance of it, is a made up scandal. First of all it's easy to paint leaked info in the scariest, most negative light possible as this article explains:
https://limn.it/articles/the-ill…
Ultimately what you have here is Twitter enforcing their own publicly stated terms of service. They already indicated they might sometimes limit the reach of accounts spreading disinfo. If more of these accounts happened to be right-wing, this can only be called biased if people on the right and left spread disinfo at an identical rate.
It's also unclear how it's a scandal that in the middle of an election, Twitter was consulting both presidential campaigns in order to identify posts that might violate the rules.
None of this drama impacts the day to day experience of Twitter that much but it seems like Musk's reputation must be collapsing among Democrats and the left as he makes clear his open bias for the other side. Maybe the plan is to sell electric cars but only to Republicans?
- Right Wing Pundits: "Our vOiCes were silenced. FrEe SPEECH! eLoon Will reveal the eVidEnCE!"jonny_quest_lives
- Evidence: Twitter content Moderated as per TOS... Even went so far as to overly Protect some Right Wing accountsjonny_quest_lives
- Musk is just desperate for support at this point. He's going to crazy extremes to get anyone to stay/join.formed
- Just look at his begging of Elton John to stay. EJ was (or his PR) was classy enough to not engage (hell, even Trump didn't fall for it).formed
- Musk says he wants to make Twitter the USA version of WeChat, the app that is used for everything in China. But starts off with alienating half the userbase.yuekit
- You can't actually build WeChat with only Joe Rogan fans, Dogecoin enthusiasts and the alt-right.yuekit
- lol...even better, turns out the posts Musk and Taibbi were citing as examples of suppressed free speech were literally just people posting pictures of Hunteryuekit
- Biden's dick.
https://twitter.com/…yuekit - And the posts were made by people working for this guy
https://www.washingt…yuekit