Signs your getting old?

  • Started 9 years ago
  • Last post 2 days ago
  • 2,201 Responses
  • mort_5

    • that automatic weblink creation when you accidentally type a . is super annoying.shapesalad
    • lolSimonFFM
  • drgs3

    I'm addicted to checking weather forecasts

    • I wouldn't say I'm addicted, but I do actually check them a few times a week these days. I never did before. They're surprsingly accurate. Who knew?Nairn
    • I even check forecasts for Londondrgs
    • I still have the London weather forecast on my phone even though I haven’t been back for a few years.Chimp
  • elahon3

    Seeing this pic right here, man. I was there in 91, this makes me feel old as a motherfucker.

    • I had no idea Elliot Stabler had all those tattoosPonyBoy
  • canoe0

    For the new waver you were...

  • PhanLo4

    • https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
    • beautifulfooler
    • Wife saw her at the grocery store a couple years ago, she said she was a beautiful old person, just livin.
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    • What a sadhappy video. I'm sure that was impactful for Winona too, after having just lost her own mother (in awful manner).

      Thanks for sharing!
      MondoMorphic
    • I never knew she'd been unwell, but seemed everyone was there for her. Listened to her songs so many times.PhanLo
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  • i_monk7

    I can't figure out discord. I don't know if it's terrible design or being in my 40s.

    • Me too, things just seem to disappear way down the timeline.PhanLo
    • I'm trying to try Midjourney, but even the screenshot for how to join the newbie thread doesn't even make sense.i_monk
    • the new mIRCpablo28
    • And it keeps saying my account is unclaimed after I've logged in. WTF.i_monk
    • Lol, i_monk, I'm totally with you on the midjourney discord! It's entirely complicated compared to my usual discord usage :)Nairn
    • Discord has given me so much happiness. Fucking rules. Yeah, I guess it's hard at first.cherub
    • Sorted the account thing: every time you click an invite link it creates a new account instead of checking if you already have one. FFS.i_monk
    • Also found the newbie thread. How stupid is discord that a dynamically updating post will scroll off your feed before it finishes?i_monk
  • cherub0

    RE: i_monk can't figure out discord

    watch this, it explains everything

  • autoflavour4

    was listening to the radio today and they said 17 years ago..
    and then next breath said 2005..

    17 years ago should NOT be 2005..

    fuck that

  • palimpsest4

  • drgs7

    My sexual fetish is:

    In a freshly cleaned apartment, with ready-cooked dinner on the stove, all work deadlines met, ideally on a Friday or Saturday (or the next day is off from work) a man an a woman make love to each other

    • I just busted a nutYakuZoku
    • And by making love you mean being pinned to the wall by a she-hulk with 30” thighs?scarabin
    • This would never happen. Pure fantasy ;)RumperChunk
    • Won't the dinner get cold?dmay
    • Ummm... Not bad at allOBBTKN
    • With enough $$, anything is possible!formed
  • drgs8

    • might as well go peescruffics
    • Story of my lifeNBQ00
    • Shouldn't that "Can't sleep" sign say "Become hamburgers"?CyBrainX
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    It’s august

    • August, 2022OBBTKN
    • Kids born during the 2008 housing crash are starting high school next month
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    • word... we have peaked. all downwards now until spring 2023.... nights getting shorter. temp colder. flora fades, leafs fall. fuck I hate winter.shapesalad
    • let's keep it light, ayes, shape?scruffics
    • yesterday today was tomorrowSimonFFM
    • August is a great month to be livin in. Live in the moment, my dudes!
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    • Love august, good temp. Lots of bbqs, short trips with fam, and... Vacations!! A month to do nothing ;)OBBTKN
    • Time just keeps going faster and faster as we get older. I feel like I'll be contemplating where I'll settle down for good in not too long.formed
  • SimonFFM2

    I get upset when woke people say every woman is beautiful and could appear on a magazine cover.

    No. Not everyone is pretty. This has nothing to do with discrimination. Not every man is handsome and not every food tastes good.

    This is all highly subjective and there are people who can run faster than others. But we should all get respected and treated well.

    Still no cover for everyone.

    • Everyone is beautiful but not in the way that is suitable for every magazine cover. A different magazine might be suitable.
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    • What is a beauty magazine other than a collection of photos, articles and ads that all fit together and work as a collection?
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    • I say good art direction can bring anyone (on a cover) to look good. models, actors are easier because they know how to pose and what‘s expected.uan
    • I get upset too easily.SimonFFM
    • Yup,some real fugly uglies out there.zardoz
    • I ❤ Blonde Bimbos - Don't hate!utopian
    • Blame corporations and clothing/ sport companies like Nike who are pushing overweight women as "beautiful". Cuz more $$ to be madeNBQ00
    • Oh yeah and radical feminism.NBQ00
  • inteliboy1

    ^

    • Well, isn't that interesting. I don't see any guys with over 15% body fat there.Continuity
    • Feminism vs. Toxic masculinitypablo28
    • So, there's only Fat 'n' Ribbed now.jagara
  • uan0

    • what about here Continuity?uan
    • Somehow they all look gaydrgs
    • AD should put some children in the shot to show some are dads.uan
    • Doesn't this belong in the Signs You're Getting Gay thread?CyBrainX
    • only if you get aroused looking at the pic.uan
    • I still can't find the Signs You're Getting Gay threadIanbolton
  • stewart1

    I only bought an ipad pro for fear of falling behind in the modern world. What am I going to draw on it, cats?

  • CyBrainX2

    I'm no old enough to withdraw from my 401k with no penalties.

  • NBQ001

    My eyelid is twitching like all day since a few days. And yes I'm taking Magnesium supplements.

  • lemmy_k3

    I just delivered a set of my chairs to a retirement community to a guy not much older than me.