Spacex

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  • imbecile10

  • sea_sea7

    Why tf is Trump taking credit and talking like a little bitch on a pulpit. fml he's such a gawdam embarrassment.

    • iam so tired of him and iam not living the USBennn
    • i loved the fist pump for elon musk :)
      C Y B E R B R O S
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    • His mic had that dictator on a pedestal reverb.sea_sea
    • His tone tho wtfff LMAOsea_sea
    • oh yes, the reverb was epic!renderedred
    • rocket launch requires the presidents signature, so thats why lolsted
    • A signature that looks like a bunch of Klansmen masturbating in a corn field.garbage
    • ^ lolyuekit
  • dbloc3

    • still don't see why they're hell-bent on landing it vertically, so much can and does go wrong. Land it horizontally FFS._niko
    • I mean it does look cool and its a great feat, but there are way to many variables to go wrong and it does._niko
    • and i don't really get the "it needs to be reusable" argument, they can land horizontally safely, then prop it back up for launch and re-use it._niko
    • 'cause the way they're going now it definitely isn't reusable either lol_niko
    • It's the height of a 15 story building.shapesalad
    • Next time you walk in the city, and you see a 15 story building, imagine it taking off and landing vertically.shapesalad
    • I work with a few Data Scientists who used to work on rockets (and now work on real time credit fraud prediction) - The reason for the vertical landing is...orrinward2
    • ...largely due to how the rockets are built for strength. Their are most resistant to pressure/force vertically (the bullet shape), and landing horizontally...orrinward2
  • detritus7

    Live view of StarMan

    • HAHAHAHA DAMMITGM278
    • QBN Jinx! Buy me a beer!GM278
    • It'd be amusing/terrifying if in a couple of weeks the feed cut off for a second, then came back on and he wasn't there any more.detritus
    • ^Or NASA puts a passenger in the car.GM278
    • Yeah, Elon turns around and starts waving at the camera :)detritus
    • ever notice all footage of space is using a fisheye lens? is the world flat? (jkjk)
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    • Crazy cunts. Awesome!BusterBoy
    • That’s like asking why does every landscape photographer use a wide angle lense?err
  • Krassy8

    The picture on the left, showing four rather geeky young men in snazzy sweaters at the 1997 Polish National Maths Olympiad, became one of the biggest memes on the Polish internet a decade or so ago.

    Now it turns out that one of the guys is an engineer at SpaceX who created the software for the Falcon Heavy launch.

    Tomek Czajka: https://www.facebook.com/tomek.c…

    • do not fuck with yayhooray
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    • ^ This guy is now an international brainiac sex symbol while konik is nursing five STD's and living in his Merc. Who's the winner now?face_melter
    • always matty
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    • Math. Singular. Dammit!ArmandoEstrada
    • Maths. Plural. As in, 'mathematics'.Continuity
  • utopian4

    Every Space X Starship test flight unleashes 358 tonnes of CO2 into the atmosphere, equivalent to the emissions of over 25,000 cars concurrently. Furthermore, its ultimate configuration is projected to emit tenfold that amount.

    Elon considers himself an environmentalist...aimed to portray himself as environmentally aware, yet his lifestyle contributed to over 2,000 tons of carbon dioxide annually, even excluding his jet usage.

    https://www.space.com/spacex-sta…

    • [insert same tired old response to the same tired old post spouting the same tired old Musk-triggered train of 'thought']Nairn
    • {insert same old fanboy apologist response}utopian
    • in 350 million years, which astrologically speaking is right around the corner, the sun will boil the oceans and cook our planet.hotroddy
    • Given this harsh reality and the possibility we are the only sentient beings in the universe, humanity should commit to spreading the miracle of life ad astrahotroddy
    • Elon Musk is investing in carbon capture technology, anticipating that rising living costs will cause significant concern for...hotroddy
    • ...Utopian who won't want to trade his cozy comforts of capitalism for a spike increase in the cost of living via green new deal policies.hotroddy
    • Of course you're an Elon apologist dolt lemming. I would expect nothing less from you.utopian
    • the starship launch was epic! I'm an admirer not a resentful little bitch like youhotroddy
  • PhanLo9

    Finally, some real progress
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    • why is my goddamn starlink not working!?!milfhunter
  • inv0

    FIRST LUNAR BFR MISSION
    (in a few hours)

    https://www.spacex.com/webcast

    • < THIS is what I came in here for

      Thanks, inv :)
      Nairn
    • Was having tough start to week until I saw this.hotroddy
    • blimey, a car crash of a presentationhans_glib
    • You build it, they'll come. Nice to see first customer. Proof that sometimes you just got to build it to get people wanting it.shapesalad
    • Starts 28:35Hayzilla
    • He’s so awkward yet endearing._niko
    • What a waste of money and resources. Disgraceful. Egomaniacs, both of them.chukkaphob
    • ^ I like that. Means he's human!mugwart
  • face_melter6

    Well, that was genuinely awesome - in the proper sense of the word. Those two boosters landing in unison? Fuck me.

  • detritus3

    At this point he's pretty much lost me. I respect his vision, hard work and what he does productively, but as far as I'm concerned he's an immature pillock, stuck in an inwardly-reflecting bubble, who doesn't appreciate the scope of his bullshit.

    Calling someone out as being a paedo to a worldwide audience (especially given his relationship with someone a lot younger than him) is, frankly, unforgiveable.

    When I first heard my partner mention this to me over dinner last night (she'd had a quick peek at the news before we went in to the restaurant) I had it in mind that this might be the beginning of his unravelling. It probably won't end up amounting to much, but then the public's fickle and a lot more on the side of a 'child saving hero' than a rocket man billionnaire.

    My partner hates him, and thinks I adulate him because I'm so rapt to the tech. Most people aren't like me, or people who post on internet forums.

    What a dick.

    • Give the man some slack. He has flaws like everybody else.inv
    • Check out early interviews with him one youtube. Awkward as hell, but so what.inv
    • Nah, if you have a gobal media presence, you shut your mouth and you DON'T accuse someone of paedophilia. You just don't.detritus
    • In ten years time, Musk's net footprint will be littered with a myriad of all he's done. Diver guy's will be this dive and... an accusation of fucking children.detritus
    • Why did the diver tell Elon to shove his submarine up his ass? The diver was being a dick too, he started a fight for no reason.zarkonite
    • because he probably had a point; nevertheless, there's a gulf of difference between his outburst and Musk's OTT, abusive, slanderous reactiondetritus
    • @detritus +1Krassy
    • I agree he's a dick, but neither of them gets any sympathy from me.zarkonite
  • Ramanisky24

    Has anyone noticed this? ....

  • uan7


    wow.

  • hotroddy4

    • here is the full length. pretty amazinghotroddy
    • pretty fast for 220,500 lbs
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    • Ready to take you from NY to Tokyo in 30 minutes. Just be prepared for a warm landing.NBQ00
    • how eco friendly are these launches and 'landings?'Krassy
    • ^ ecotrollingcannonball1978
  • PonyBoy7

    “rapid unscheduled disassembly”

    • lolGuyFawkes
    • also, “F the environment! we're important rocket scientists!”Krassy
  • inv2
    • There is even a flat earth optioninv
    • my computer not liking thismilfhunter
    • haha, i wasted a couple of tens of minutes on this earlier today before realising Yes, I actually Do have to go to Work :)Nairn
    • reminded me how difficult the docking maneuver was in Elite.uan
    • Crashed the ISS a few times...grafician
    • This "game" is highly addictive!grafician
    • success! I did it. not bad for 2nd go.shapesalad
    • 3 attempts and I died each time.. guess I'm never going to dock at the ISS everautoflavour
  • utopian1

    The British diver from the Thai cave rescue whom Elon Musk called a 'pedo' is considering suing the billionaire.

    https://www.yahoo.com/finance/ne…

    • why the fuck did he call him a pedo?pango
    • Everyone is still waiting for that explanation. It's a pretty big f'up. No 'sorry, I was off my meds and up for a week' can excuse you from that.formed
    • I wonder if Musk was hinting at Pattaya, the hardcore sex city, where there are shit tons of British/Australian men all around??robotron3k
    • I guess he’s hinting that all old white men hanging around Thailand for an extended period of time aren’t there for the pad Thai._niko
    • We all think the same thing I’m sure but calling someone out like that is fucked up. Given musks wealth and power he can make that accusation true in an instant_niko
    • And robo, I’ve never heard of pattaya that’s some pretty specific info there lol_niko
    • Elon's butt must me really sore, because his submarine was an epic failure so many levels and he got called out on it.utopian
    • Sounds like that guy was living in northern Thailand as a cave diving expert and that's why they recruited him to help. Musk has basically turned into Trump atyuekit
  • detritus6

    Wow. Seeing those two boosters land at the same time was awe-inspiring.

  • detritus5

    I'm sure a lot of you are already bored by this shit, but I found today's launch particularly impressive for gaining an appreciation for just how much maneuverability there can be in the descent stage.

    • I mean, that thing was still wibbly wobbling at over 500+ km per hour at a kilometre up, yet it hits a fucking bullseye. Amazing.detritus
    • Omg, ufo at 25:15!detritus
    • Awesome stuff. Thanks for postingGM278
    • I'll never get tired of seeing the 1st stage coming back and landing like a pencil standingernexbcn
    • software - one helluva drugfadein11
  • detritus3

    • Easy to forget the scale of this fucking thing.detritus
    • sted
    • wow, it's huge...looked so tiny in the live landing footage.uan
    • fuck thats big!utopian
    • or... equal working rights, they hired midgets?fruitsalad
    • what an absolutely gorgeous landing strut system, beautiful.fadein11
  • shapesalad3