The Nope Thread.
The Nope Thread.
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- BuddhaHat8
- AAAA!sted
- when I was a kid, I drunk a mug of hot chocolate while camping one hight, just to find out / feel with my lips, a huge beetle in the bottom of the mug.maquito
- and I'm just realizing I never told this to scarabin beforemaquito
- As a kid I drank a can of coke with ants in them by accident.SimonFFM
- This must be an Australian “Thing”Ramanisky2
- Doesn’t seem to be that big of a spider. Bit of protein.sab
- ozzie version of this involves an invisible web at the bottom of the mug what was at the porch for 30 mins, a spider running from arm to neck with amazing speedsted
- and a difficult task that can cause your favorite mug to either break in the sink or fly backwards and fall to pieces on the floor.sted
- Ramanisky22
- dead?hans_glib
- ^you would think... at the very least both legs are crushed into a fine powderRamanisky2
- Scraping the skin off the whole front of your body sounds like the better option.palimpsest
- live and die 4 da likesjagara
- This dude also puts the camera in his mouth before he jumps... what could possibly go wrong?Ramanisky2
- Not be able to yell for help?palimpsest
- The TikTok Generationutopian
- Sora?Krassy
- Ultra wide angle lens make everything look 10x more dramaticHAL9001
- IdiotsOBBTKN
- These Sora demos are really getting impressive.yuekit
- Fuck that.Akagiyama
- Did you notice half a way a graffiti saying: Darwin? I didn't it either. But I am sure it's therezaq
- Ramanisky26
- ceiling snake is watching you masturbateYakuZoku
- Chuck Berry, git down from there!bezoar
- Think they knew this, place is shit and why 3 workers... but yes, NOPE!!hydro74
- Suprise mother fucker!pango
- Oh, fuck no.Continuity
- https://www.youtube.…garbage
- ^ Nyet, nein, nopeRamanisky2
- hydro743
- LOL
tbf high school student skip schools for less.pango - absolutely should not be allowed to indulge in their mental illness fantasy.shapesalad
- Hahaha outrageousnb
- I'd like to see a woman identity as man and then put a massive dildo in their trousers, erect, and teach at a school...shapesalad
- These kind of people need to be at home in front of a webcam, indulging their fantasy to their sick fans, not doing this in public.shapesalad
- That's a health and safety disaster right there.PhanLo
- kind of frighteningutopian
- should be fired for being a crap shop teacher. Check out the video teaching kids how to use a chop-saw. Breaks every ruleGnash
- https://i.redd.it/ex…drgs
- he/she's winning the game lolpango
- lol drgsYakuZoku
- https://youtu.be/cP1…mort_
- "her"
This is classic autogynophilic narcissism.i_monk
- LOL
- mort_7
- ⊙﹏⊙OBBTKN
- This is one of the most hilarious pieces of medical minutiae to me. What the fuck were they thinking?garbage
- Guy 1: "Ok we have developed a cobalt-powered ass x-ray. What should we call it?"garbage
- Guy 2: "Rectum"garbage
- So.. horse cock simulator?hydro74
- miraculous!CyBrainX
- Treatment of rectal distress with Eel Field™ and patented electro rail gun aiming systemNairn
- Akagiyama4
- Mmmm ordering one now!nb
- Not my fav but still pretty good_niko
- pineapple ham pizza!sureshot
- They're called hawaiian pizzas! Good n tasty!sab
- "do I look like a man who wants fucking tropical fruit on his pizza?"set
- Would eatbklyndroobeki
- @set lol, lock stock reference?moldero
- Hell naysection_014
- @moldy, close - Danny dyer quoteset
- good when done rightmonospaced
- shapesalad3
- Yup. We'd on occasion get Big Motherfuckers like this crossing the Straits from North Africa when I was a kid living in Spain.Nairn
- As a kid fascinated by insects I'd chase them down. I remember catching one, which quickly leapt off my arm - those barbs in its legs scratching the livingNairn
- I found one of these while tripping on acid in Mexico. nearly blew my mindsarahfailin
- shit out of my arm. Never went after the bigs fuckers after that... .Nairn
- haha, ouch - there are some things From Nature I'd want Absolutely Nothing The Fuck To Do With whilst tripping!Nairn
- Pestilence of the day thread_niko
- gasoline and fireOBBTKN
- I find insects extremely beautiful. Fok me right :)helloeatbreathedrive
- they are beautiful. But weird af too and scary.Bennn
- the normal super small on we have in north america hurt when they bite you... cant imagine how this one can hurtBennn
- they bite humans?Beeswax
- when you play with them. They bite when they feel trapped. and the small ones hurt a bit... so this one!Bennn
- i've been bite by crickets multiple times when i was playing with them as a kidBennn
- Oh, FUCK NO.Continuity
- The friend of Pinocchioi_was
- utopian9
- I'm glad my fries can't run!stewart
- https://giphy.com/gi…dee-dubs
- mort_6
- haha, don't mind if i do.Ianbolton
- Glasgow?
https://efukt.com/21…Nairn - ^ JEEEEESUS! Some people, eh?Ianbolton
- Ok. This guy made covert ass-less chaps, lubed up and squatted on a pole. I like to think after all that premeditation..garbage
- ..he pops on that pole, looks around and has a disappointing epiphany. Goes home and cleans his predictably nightmarish apartment.garbage
- omfg and i'd only just left therapy after goatze.... back to the shrink i gohans_glib
- This is not rightdrgs
- scarabin6
- calm the fuck down
https://i.imgur.com/…sted - have you ever been to Paris?sted
- I havescarabin
- weird. i can't believe that you haven't seen any vitrines what look like they tossed everything into the windowsted
- banksy loves LVsarahfailin
- the only shops i visited were a weird goth shop i went to looking for local club recommendations and a glovemaker i sought out. i'm not much for shoppingscarabin
- we have this stuff here in hollywood. guess you can't buy tastescarabin
- i think i need a dented, gold spray painted vuitton oil drum for my office spaceprophetone
- in Paris these f up vitrines appear when they give juniors a chance in the pre and post season.sted
- merdeAQUTE
- calm the fuck down
- Krassy5
- couldn't get a signal I guessdopepope
- 2020 Darwin Award Nomineeutopian
- Quick, hide my husbands home!_niko
- mission impossibleSalarrue
- how, why and how?!helloeatbreathedrive
- Wonder if he's calling for help...?robthelad
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- imbecile5
- latest land rover ad?hans_glib
- ded?YakuZoku
- just walk it off?futurefood
- A few years ago, I bought an old Jeep as a midlife crisis toy. I'd planned on driving some of these passes with it.noneck
- (Un)fortunately, I never got a chance to take it out before I grew out of it and sold it last year.noneck
- https://www.gofundme…sted
- Ramanisky26
- she's cool with me. that would be great and my body hates heightsimbecile
- fuuuck noIRNlun6
- what no selfie?stoplying
- Meh
https://i.ytimg.com/…drgs
- kingsteven3
- Millennium Falcon?grafician
- Engineer was a total bastardOBBTKN
- Loads of those guys died on landingPhanLo
- Fuck all that shitYakuZoku
- At least one of these guys saved his entire crew by drawing pink cartoon tires in his sketchbook.monNom
- https://imdb.com/tit…pusherbot
- it's cozyBeeswax
- @monNom I remember watching that late night on channel 4PhanLo
- NBQ004
- vomitutopian
- https://www.youtube.…moldero
- Super ugly car either wayNBQ00
- For people who don’t cook, so they don’t realise their car looks like a kitchen bench.MrT
- it's actually made out of marble. 2.5 miles per gallonsarahfailin
- Didn't they go out of business again?boobs
- Ramanisky22
- Damn, right after their Magic Mushroom pilot... What's going on at Alaska?akiersky
- express existpango
- Proudly Made in the USA®utopian
- Brand new plane. Boeing's fucked.Nairn
- Grounded all 171 of them. Also that’s some shoddy looking craftsmanship_niko
- Are those bags of mayonnaise in the walls?Akagiyama
- yespango
- profits before safety, investor bros gotta make their bank_niko
- Boeing is the biggest beneficiary of state and local tax breaks, receiving $14 billion in tax breaks and $70 billion in federal loansBeeswax
- utopian4
- the sound is wild when you unmuteKrassy
- Sound Effect Here
https://www.youtube.…utopian - lolKrassy
- So, when she lifted her leg, did it:
https://i.imgur.com/…Akagiyama - deadsarahfailin
- Shatner is not having it.CyBrainX
- Gardener4
- Woah!! It will cost the owner a full month's stayOBBTKN
- NIN album coverKrassy
- lol KrassyGardener
- No idea what’s going on behind that wall, but the 3-conductor cable seems fine, and that outlet unit is only 20 bucks. I just replaced two outdoor ones herescarabin
- The moisture that caused the rust is worrisome, thoughscarabin
- yeah, the house prob has moldKrassy
- It's pretty damp throughout but it's in the middle of Wales miles from anywhere in a valleyGardener
- Hahaha. Funny how perceptions work. Damp is a problem. However if you're in a Welsh valley *shrugs* it's just a local kind of wallpaper.Horp
- hydro745
- What? How?
I, I don't even....Akagiyama - cut the rope! live action stylesarahfailin
- bridge over troubled waterMrT
- Most impressivejmckinno
- What? How?