FUCK ADOBE!

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  • PonyBoy3

    Anyone getting these errors from Adobe apps on the new MBPs?

    I'm running the M1 Max w/64GB

    Constantly getting these errors and having to reboot etc... frustrating :/

    • damn.. not heaving anything overwhelmingly positive about the new M1's + new OSX + Adobe combo.shapesalad
  • garbage-4

    Honest question:

    How many professionals here have a LTL setup in a sandbox here that they find works better than CC?

    • -minus one "here"garbage
    • what is LTL?monNom
    • I'm guessing LTL is "less than legit"evilpeacock
    • Less than legal, but close. I thought it was a common acronym, but maybe it's just been an in-joke between me and colleagues for years.garbage
  • CyBrainX2

    @evilpeacock:
    I got that Overlord plugin you suggested. This thing is a winner. I did a side by side on my logo which had a lot of Illustrator shenanigans.
    What worked: gradients on strokes, which is amazing since getting any gradient to work in AE from Illustrator is pure luck.

    What didn't work:
    Stroke width profiles made with the Stroke width tool in Illustrator. That's not even a feature in After Effects.
    A blend object that had two diagonal lines with strokes.

    There may even be solutions for those issues. I didn't go through all their documentation yet.

    Not bad for $45.

    • AE on the left with swatches you can push from AI. Original Illustrator on the right.CyBrainX
    • Here's a link in case anyone is interested.
      https://www.battleax…
      CyBrainX
    • +1 for Overlord, it's the nuts. And your stroke profile and blends have to be expanded in AI before Overlording...MrT
    • Sweet! Glad that's working out. IMO Overlord is the best tool for moving between these apps. The XD trick is still faster for lots of text objects!evilpeacock
    • ...and @MrT is correct — any really fancy visual attributes in AI will need to be "expanded" or "flattened" to work. That's the norm with most apps anyway.evilpeacock
    • To be honest, I expected worse. The swatch export to AE guide layers is something I didn't expect at all.CyBrainX
    • Nice feature i use a lot is the palette export. Sends a nice OCD-approved set of coloured squares to a guide layer in AE.MrT
  • CyBrainX0

    After Effects can extract live text from a Photoshop comp but it can't do the same with Illustrator. I can't be the only one who has wanted this for the last 20 years.

    • Hint: Open your AI file in Adobe XD. Select all artboards and use XD's specific export to AE command. Voila! All your text is native in AE with a few clicks.evilpeacock
    • You can also get the third-party Overlord script: https://www.battleax…evilpeacock
    • Seriously looking into Overlord now. That's a lot of very nice features. I forgot how many other limitations Illustrator has moving to AE compared to Photoshop.CyBrainX
  • Centigrade1

    This crazy Photoshop bug still exists on Mac.

    With Photoshop open (in the background) browsers can often loose the ability to show the pointer icon (the hand) when hovering over a link. Madness!

  • ok_not_ok0

    Photoshop 2022 no longer have the Open in Low Resolution option :(

  • Nairn0

    Fucking Annoying Illustrator Quirks volume 58.3

    • Sometimes my Start key won't work when Illy is in focus. No idea why.

    • If I copy something from a file, then close it before pasting it in another file, it soemtimes won't paste. I've just worked out the logic of this, thinking that I'd simply been fumbling the shortcut on this shitty keyboard, but I've just tested it and nup, it's just Illustrator being fucking retarded.

    Both of these have been an on/off problems for ages now.

    • Neither of these are constant, just intermittent, so I've written them off as me being a retard in a hurry, but no.Nairn
  • nb3

    Wow guys I recently read they bought macromedia

    • Free Freehand https://creativepro.…shapesalad
    • not sure when free freehand ended, they were fighting a long battle... shining hope..shapesalad
    • Hopefully they don’t ruin Flash that’s my bread and butternb
    • lol. yup whole design/game companies built a revenue stream on Flash.microkorg
    • found a simpler workaround... just open each eps, paste something and delete it, and save+close.Projectile
  • Centigrade1

    Photoshop Q...

    I'm either stupid / old / senile ..... but wasn't there a setting to show the content outside the bounds of the canvas in Photoshop when transforming (it appeared at 50% opacity or something)? Where is this setting hidden I can't find it?!

    • When cropping? There's a settings (gear) icon in the Options Barnb
    • This is during Transform.Centigrade
    • BUT YES... essentially seeing outside the canvas like the crop tool... but when using Transform.Centigrade
  • PhanLo0

    • so after it failed in Photoshop, not they add 3D to Ai

      smh
      grafician
    • oh good, add more bloat and don't fix all the shite I've gained grey hairs from.shapesalad
    • yeah.. that seems shit. why couldn't they make a 3d cube system, that is all vectors, allows groups, and has a simple soft shadow that renders as gradient.shapesalad
    • something like that would spur a whole new style of illustration. or a spline sweep too. simple 3d tools, no bloat, no ray trace, creativity unleashed.shapesalad
    • Like with Adobe Dimensions back in 1993? That actually works better than current Adobe 3d shit. It was all vector and easy to use.PhanLo
    • it's like nobody at Adobe even watches this thread!grafician
    • FFS. Add some more half-baked features to justify constant updates to fix the half baked features and repeat. Anyone fancy starting a food truck?MrT
    • Thing is AI already had 3D tools that very few folks used; Basically Adobe Dimensions was rolled into it long ago.evilpeacock
    • This is not bad, we're playing with the betas for a few weeks, it has a really nice library.sted
    • Look at 3:16... the shadow cuts off like a rectangleProjectile
    • @Projectile, there's a shadow boundary slider where you can increase the area for the shadow boundary.monospaced
    • The shadows being cutoff can be fixed by a shadow area parameter.CyBrainX
    • As true as this review is, Illustrator's 3D is still way better than what was in Photoshop.CyBrainX
  • Projectile0

    EPS Previews:

    Is there a way to save an EPS of one artboard, without the preview having the entire pasteboard and all artboards?

    At the moment my workaround is to open each EPS, duplicate the artboard and remove the original, then save.

    Surely there's a better way?

    • does it need to be eps?
      you can drag and drop stuff to the Export Asset windows, but it doesn't know eps, just pdf and svg.
      uan
    • you would need a pdf, svg to eps batch converter after that, which idk.uan
  • BusterBoy7

    Thanks for the tip!

    Just went on to chat and said I wanted to cancel. They offered me 3 months free and cut my monthly rate from $43.99 to $21.99.

    Nice!

    • Good. Fuck em!AQUTE
    • !!!monNom
    • Sounds like something a Phone company would dodrgs
  • monNom6

    Black Friday deal on now for Creative Cloud. if you chat to support you can get that deal (40% off) even with an existing subscription. They'll say no initially, but just say a colleague got it and you want the same deal. ask if they can double-check, and they'll send you to tier-2

    They can also give you 2 months free along with that discount, I just learned. Took probably 20mins on the chat to save about $400cad for the year.

    • I wrote two sentences for this. One I want to quit because I need to get on my feet again. I'm gonna check some alternatives though there are none really.oey_oey
    • You don't need to engage them. Just cancel your subscription online and before you can confirm, they'll offer you it at 40% off, automatically. Any time.ETM
    • It's easy, and I do it every year now. No need to waste time on live chat etc.ETM
    • Aha, noted!monNom
    • That's what sort of happened to me, the other years I always come with some story. This year I thought that's just lame.oey_oey
    • When I click cancel, I immediately got a support chat window open...I was like what?! and then yes I said one sentence blabla...lame or not fuck it.oey_oey
    • weird the black friday one wasnt there but they were happy to give me 2 months free without speaking to anyone - which is pretty much the same discountwoowahesque
    • actually no its not. stupid maths.woowahesque
    • It's just a bit under half the 29.99/mth discount, woowah... for those of us who already used that 29.99 option in years past we can only get that 2months freePonyBoy
    • ...which is still rad <3PonyBoy
    • thanks NomNom!! Yup. just asked, was told new customers only, I said please, they said okProjectile
    • My pleasure!monNom
    • full suite £31, I've been doing this for years.fadein11
    • £50 is normal price in UKfadein11
  • slappy0

    I quickly scanned the what's new pop up in InDesign this morning after an auto-update.

    'Inclusive Terminology'

    Thought nothing of it until I went into setup some master pages.. Now called parent pages lol.

    • Did they think about orphans ?gonzalle
    • Really insensitive to those people who can't be parents, too.monospaced
  • Nairn0

    invisibump?

  • JEveritt148-4

    Anyone else having problems with spell checker in indesign 2020? FFS

    • Hey Moderators, I'm convinced no one's recent comments are showing in this thread. We need this thread for our sanity.CyBrainX
  • oey_oey0

    "Sure. I can help you with that, however, we hope that there could be a possibility that you might need it in again, hence, If you wish to continue with the Creative Cloud All Apps subscription, I can offer you a discounted price of [EUR 34.79] per month for the next year and a free credit of 90 days on your subscription. With this discounted offer, you will be paying [313.11] for the complete year instead of the standard price of [713.88] with a combined saving of [400.77]. Would you like to take the offer?"

    Should I accept?

    • "It still feels expensive for something I may not use. Can you reduce it further?"nb
    • I think I got down to $19 one timegrafician
    • but probably their cost is like a few bucks, then tax the users hundreds per year plus sell ads and other crapgrafician
    • I would gladly pay the full price...but honestly, the last two years have been difficult though I don't really need the discount it's a nice deal.oey_oey
    • Not the point. You can make thousands on projects using something free like Figma with ZERO bugs! ZERO headaches!grafician
    • But yeah fuck em, ask for $19grafician
    • I mean the anxiety of always remembering to save the file or else...fuck that

      I opened Ps for like 15 mins total this year
      I got CS just for that Animate app
      grafician
    • I've been reading about Figma but I don't think it's for me...but if I can make thousands maybe I should take a lookoey_oey
    • or get those cheap Affinity apps and be done with it, those open Adobe files with almost no glitch native support for PSD EPS PDF AIgrafician
    • I have Affinity...it saved my ass sometimes but other things just don't openoey_oey
    • Everytime I want to do something with it I end up after one hour going back to Illustrator or Photoshopoey_oey
    • And Font Management is somehow in my Computer a nightmare when I use Affinityoey_oey
  • Hayzilla0

    WTF is going on with gradient tool in Photoshop now?
    How the hell do I quickly select Black to White or Foreground to Transparent now!!

    • Option click on icon cycles through available optionsfyoucher1
    • ^Whoops wrong thingfyoucher1
  • Nairn1

    Illustrator just gets more and more abstract and borked:

    I have a locked object and some similar unlocked objects that I want to adjust with the direct selection tool so that they align with the locked objects. Simple enough.

    Except, for some reason, today Illustrator has decided that it will edit the locked object as well, but only when using the direct selection tool.

    So, to get around this, I have to put the locked object on a locked layer, but obviously this just gets in the way of workflow, so I've been swearing every 7 minutes or so when I revert to autopilot.

    This means that I've introduced a couple of errors along the way after doing minor amends, not realising that I'm amending the locked object too.

    It only does this with direct selection, not drag select, or anything else.

    Very annoying.

  • i_monk2

    InDesign's Master pages have been renamed "Parent".

    It's about time Adobe came out as anti-slavery; I really wasn't sure where they stood.

    • Anyone who doesn’t upgrade is a fucking racistGnash
    • WOKEshapesalad
    • lol @gnashnb
    • lol commentsutopian
    • omfg master isn’t just a slavery thing ffsmonospaced
    • Next up we won’t have masters degrees.monospaced
    • ^ already begunGnash
    • Parent is offensive to couples who can't have babiesdrgs
    • Can I say I mastered a skill?monospaced
    • Parent to the rhythmbabydick
    • Parentbating just doesn’t sound kosherscarabin
    • *parentbates furiously*scarabin
    • I subbed a softwareoey_oey
    • They should just call it Child Abuser right?i_monk
    • Aren't we all Adobe's slaves?MrT
    • children, we're the childrenmonospaced