Conspiracy of the day

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  • PhanLo3

    My hair was starting to look like Bruce Lee's so did my usual every 2-3 month trip to the Turkish barbers and sat down, the guy before me, ex-soldier was doing the basic taxi driver chat about refugees being of fighting age and how they should stay and fight.
    Obviously the young Turkish guy was getting through the cut, I thought that would be it, but he went off on some next level conspiracy bingo, really tried hard to remember what he was saying.
    Some of the hits:
    The Turkish earthquake was a result of the agreement between Russia, China, Turkey and Africa being signed so the elites used they earthquake machine to send a message.

    Apparently the earthquake in New Zealand was when they set it off by accident from their base in the South Pole.

    The Malaysian flight that crashed had 4 scientists onboard that had a microchip that would revolutionise the world.

    The vaccines have replicating nanobots so he wouldn't have them.

    He had seizures that had left a permanent mark on his head, possibly from elite interference.

    There was more stuff, but I can't remember it all, was trying to take notes for QBN.

    He did say he learned a lot from the village elders in Afghanistan when he would visit them for tea drinking sessions.

    Mad dude.

    • Tell set I said hi.palimpsest
    • ^hehe
      He was quite relentless and asked the guy a few times if he was lsitening. Afterwards the guys were like wtf bro!?
      Got the ear flames today
      PhanLo
    • That all sounds legit. Like, legit mental breakdownIanbolton
    • Dude seemed in a permo state of paranoia. There's more ex-army guys in jail in Britain than currently serving in the UK forcesPhanLo

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