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- oey_oey38
My second child was born early in the morning on the 2nd of March.
After three days of short contractions with 10 minutes interval suddenly it went up the hill and after one hour and a half it was over.
My partner took a paracetamol around 11pm...fucking respect no matter how it would come out, women are beasts in the best positive way possible.
We are very happy and our 4 year old daughter is just really up there to have a little sister.
- "really up there full of happiness joy"oey_oey
- Congrats! Mine are also 4 years apart :)monospaced
- congrats Oeyutopian
- I'm sooo fucking tired...hahaha!oey_oey
- but can't complain you know, my partner only slept the evening after cause she was full of hormones, joy and adrenaline...oey_oey
- ...fucking hell!oey_oey
- Congrats!PhanLo
- Congrats! I don't have to tell you because I'm sure you've heard it a thousand times but the second kid isn't twice the work, it's 10x the work. godspeed! :)_niko
- Congratulations! My kids are only two years apart but the second one did NOT feel like 2x the work at all. And you’ll be surprised how much you forgot about********
- Congrats oey, enjoy the best years in your life! <3OBBTKN
- congrats!ok_not_ok
- Welcome to child ownership AGAIN!!! 2 and through bud. Godspeed to you and yours. : )ideaist
- Congrats! I have two myself, the later was born in June. Two kids is greatrobotinc
- second?! they're multiplying!pango
- ^ LOL!oey_oey
- Thanks everybody, I really appreciate it.oey_oey
- congratsss!milfhunter
- Parabéns, felicidades!dmay
- Congratulations!stoplying
- thanks! muito agradecido!oey_oey
- imbecile1
(not so) proud dad
- stoplying21
My 11 year old son, who I coach in soccer, scored the game winning goal yesterday against a previously unbeaten team. He plays left back and took the ball off a midfielder, dribbled up to just outside the 18 yard box, and hammered low right footed shot into the bottom corner of the net to get the win. 30 seconds later the ref blew his whistle to end the game. To see the look of elation on his face as his teammates rushed him, hugging and celebrating with him, made me so happy for him. it was the last game of the season and his team finished fourth in the table, but the whole team was on cloud nine yesterday!
- 'Atta boy!ideaist
- coaching must eat into your work time but it pays off in the endhotroddy
- Best feeling in the world! Congrats!_niko
- Well that put a smile on my face, you must have been grinning from ear to ear! Congrats :)BuddhaHat
- I hope you went: "GOOOLLLAAZZOOOOOO...pseud
- Fuck yes, that's some wholesome imagery.garbage
- DaveO1
@stoplying – my 9 year old has gotten into footy and i came late to a match the other week. Saw him running down the wing, shouting "CROSS IT!" to his mate. Cross comes in, and he belted it right past the keeper so fast it pulled the clip off the net and went right through. Super proud moment and even better that i was just observing him being natural and himself...
I grew up hating football so much but having him get pleasure out of it is alright with me!
- ideaist1
Last day of Grade 4 & SK!! ❤️
- ideaist18
- exador17
I'm at the Figma con right now, but had a chat with my son who's just found out he's getting 3 awards at Grad... the English award, the Arts award and the Theatre award, plus graduating with honours...
that, on top of winning the provincial award for best play, best writing and directing....
I could not POSSIBLY be prouder :)
can't wait to see what he does next in college in September...
to say he went out on a high-note is an understatement lol....
- YakuZoku18
My daughter turned 16 today YAY!
& fuck I'm old.
- Pics :)utopian
- whoaimbecile
- congrats and yesprophetone
- congrats, geezer
my youngest recently turned 6 and i too am old as fuckBonSeff - Congrats, mOldy!PonyBoy
- Congrats, old ass ;)OBBTKN
- Congrats!
My son turns 17 this year, time fliesPhanLo - Congrats and join the club. My eldest is 18 in 2 mths.mort_
- Happy birthdayd_gitale
- mg337
My daughter is 9 1/2 and hadn't really learned much about the 4th of July yet in school.
So we decided to watch a docudrama about it, and told her this was the movie:
She was blown away. We'd stop and talk about things that were happening, I had to come up with so many hilarious lies on the spot.
Told her it happened in 1992 when I was in 9th grade and my wife was in 8th grade.
Told her we call it the Alien War.
She said, with a little fear "how do we know this won't happen again if it already happened once?"
Told her it took 20 years to rebuild all the cites and that they used the metal of the destroyed alien ships to rebuild everything.
She asked "wait, they rebuilt the statue of liberty?" Me: "Well yeah, it's a national icon."
She said "How have I never heard about this? Why don't people talk about it?" Me: "I think you'll learn about it in 4th grade. And people don't like talking about it, it's such a terrible time in the world's history even if it only lasted three days."
She surmised that they don't talk about it in school, but probably do in summer school because that's the only time kids are in school around the 4th of July.
She said "so all the people that always believed aliens aren't real were proven wrong by this movie."
She was also amazed to find that that part of history is when we learned that aliens weren't all green.
I am so proud of myself! :D When I confessed it was just a movie, she thought it was pretty hilarious that she believed all of it.
- imbecile-2
- cruddlebub16
Oh man, I'm still so very proud of my boy. Just 16 this year, now starting college, doing electrical engineering, which he actually wants to do. He's kind, down to earth, settled with a girl his age. Just hope he doesn't make me a grandad anytime soon. He's my mate and I wouldn't have him any other way.
- college at 16? not badmxhxr
- In the UK... Kids go to college after they leave school at 16.cruddlebub
- ❤❤❤PhanLo
- This is the kind of good stuff I like to read on here.Ramanisky2
- Thanks ram. We get on so well. Something that I really missed from my dad growing up. We get on now but he's in his 70's... I hate getting oldercruddlebub
- "Settled" with a girl his age at 16? Are they getting married? :)jagara
- Settled as in happy and content! Rare to see at his age. If he's happy, I'm happy. Hopefully she won't break is little heart.cruddlebub
- Aww :)jagara
- congrats, that's a solid trade, world needs more sparkies :)mrAtor
- His big brother is fully qualified electrician so they could end up working together In the future!cruddlebub
- mg335
My daughter turned 10 in January, and she's totally excelling in all things performance and drama. She LOVES acting. She had a small role in an indie movie that shot in Indiana last year, filming at 6am before the sun came up. She's been in a couple plays, is in one right now, does drama at school in 3rd grade, is learning cello, and has become such a good singer. She's in choir at school, and in an outside-of-school choir that we pay for.
My wife manages a backstage (back page?) account for her to find jobs, and she's been fortunate this year to be in a full day shoot for social media videos for a hotel in downtown Chicago, that my son got to participate in too. Also got to do a commercial with other kids last week at a trampoline park.
It's just so much fun watching her pursue these things. Liberal arts, drama, symphony, marching band, choirs, performance clubs, etc. are all things our local high school does incredibly well. I can't imagine her in high school but I'm so excited to see her grow over the years and have all those fun opportunities available.
I think our local high school was named the #1 high school in Illinois for student clubs and such, seems like there's something for everyone. She's going to have a blast once she gets there.
- canoe1
Happy Friday and have a nice Father's Day weekend, and if your kid still holds your hand, don’t let go too fast, that phase ends quietly...
...and if anyone gives you any slack this weekend, give them a wink and nod, knowing that you belong to a members-only brotherhood of cultured, creative minds that develop global media history on a daily basis, plus there's a guy from Romania that belongs.
Knockers up lads!
- monospaced19
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads on here. I hope you get the low pressure day, love and appreciation you deserve for everything you do for your families. Keep up the hard work of raising the good ones and things will be okay. Love you all.
- And it’s a nice to have a thread without you-know-who shitposting everywhere. Hopefully QBNs loud mouth cancer doesn’t wander in and fuck it up.monospaced
- My son gave me a key chain he made of Iron Man :-)canoe
- Thanks and back at ya. XMorning_star
- My 7 year old “designed” me a card. It’s the first time he’s really recognized what I do in this way and it melted my heart.monospaced
- Before he would of course make a card and write it. But this time he proudly showed me the care he put into the type and layout. And he used design to describe.monospaced
- Congrats. Although, we celebrate it on March 19th ;)OBBTKN
- Got a drawing from my son of me as Dad-GPTzaq
- u have a heart ? when calling a bloke who u feel superior to - cancer mouth - seems anti-hearted and paradoxical...neverscared
- or u where self referential than it makes sense...neverscared
- I have built and nurtured a home full of love and goodness, and people who love me. It’s not a paradox to recognize and call out the antithesis of this.monospaced
- mono - jelly - you probably do a good job of, "hey, see what I'm doing kids"?canoe
- Your downvote and added ugliness is noted. Now fuck off.monospaced
- only a cancer mout can rip out a .-cancer mouth - categorization of someone... didnt u start the ugliness with the cancer thingy...i think soneverscared
- @neverscared damn, I thought you were a better person than someone who shits under someone else's christmas tree.
but you shit wank and piss at the same timested - I didn't start any ugliness, and not sure why you're taking anything personally.monospaced
- dont blame it on me that u thought wrong.... the same time ? is that some kinda sith lord trifecta exam u have to masterneverscared
- @neverscared, are you a father?monospaced
- agree to disagree...iß am not taking it personally .. quite the inversion ... its objectiv..neverscared
- so calling someone cancer mouth is not ugly to you.... u started i right there on the top in the first comment...neverscared
- A comment celebrating that the loudmouth isn't in this thread. My opinion about this shouldn't trigger you so much, and isn't as ugly as you're being in responsmonospaced
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my present (+ chocolate, no card)Gardener - so u a turning your ugly - cancer mouth- into a less toxic - loudmouth - now..... or u shouldnt be so triggered about my response ....neverscared
- luke... iam a father...neverscared
- @neverscared, was ist eigentlich dein Problem? Dieser Post von monospaced hat absolut nix mit dir zu tun, jfc.Continuity
- It was supposed to read “QBN’s loudmouth cancer” and I have every right to be triggered by you shitting on an otherwise positive sentiment about Father’s Day.monospaced
- Nice gift Gardner! Enjoy your day!monospaced
- .see it from that perspective.. u have such a hate boner for grafician that u cant even write sth without insulting him on fathersday...neverscared
- priorities..!neverscared
- I said nothing about any specific user, but you've made it your mission to bring the ugly here, to me, on this post, and talk about priorities.monospaced
- ty monospaced xGardener
- not a specific user ? logicaly there are more cancermouths around then ? dude..not kool! .. anyway i wish u a happy fathersday of course !neverscared
- milan is one though... just sayin...neverscared
- fascinatingmonospaced
- or boring...neverscared
- or somewhere in between...neverscared
- Kid n waif picked up flowers from our garden for me. They made a cake. I called my dad. Told happy Father’s Day to my siblings, even tho they are bellends.maikel
- Honestly. World needs more love. Keep the good work mono. If you have kids, hug them. If your dad’s still around (and is not a bellend) hug him. Life’s short.maikel
- The last bit is not for mono, but all else in here, ye filthy animals.maikel
- I don't fucking care about monospaced bad mouthing me, just be safe and enjoy Father's day!grafician
- Fuck youmonospaced
- You just assumed I was talking about you? Fascinating.monospaced
- I was out with friends, no clue there was a gang against me tonight around here :))grafician
- I really don't care about you monospaced, go have fun with family man!grafician
- get help weirdomonospaced
- https://media.tenor.…pango
- it takes always two to tango though... in that case mono and graf....neverscared
- @ cont.... let me worry what has to do with me and where i engange.... i surely make sure u have the freedom to choose where u open your mouth too....neverscared
- except u think u are the engage police around here.... and i dont know it...neverscared
- You also need someone to play the bandonéon.palimpsest
- monospaced29
- My niece at 3 she's learning English, by any standards your boys are way behind :)
But happy Father's day my boy!grafician - The same niece she is feeding her younger sister of 6 months already knowing which foods she is alergic toografician
- I love people around here posting pics with family, but begging for sympathy by a grown ass man and posting pics with kids on a public forum is delusionalgrafician
- Bro post content about work and your stupid opinions around here, not your kids!
Does your wife knows you're posting pics of your kinds on this forum?!grafician - Until your wife comes here and agrees with these pics, your should be banned from this forum!grafician
- loudmouth cancermonospaced
- well..my apologies, i didnt see that coming...... loudmouth cancer it is...neverscared
- He ignored this thread for more than a decade, and the moment I share for the first time, on Father’s Day, he just wanders in ...monospaced
- Jesus, just fuck off, temu Rasputin.
Lovely pics, mono. xxNairn - Thanks. It’s been a nice weekend! Enjoy!monospaced
- Graf. Dont be a cunt. let people have their proud dad thread.
https://media.tenor.…pango - Grafican, your presence is like a gift that keeps on detonating. Wherever you go, chaos follows—like a walking Trump tweet, but with less coherence.utopian
- HFD Mono, your children are beautiful lil guys.utopian
- Lovely pics mono!pseud
- Jesus, "temu Rasputin" ffs. Congrats, Mono. Those are the important things in life :)maquito
- Temu Rasputin fucking nailed it!palimpsest
- Why does Graf hate on the idea of an online community so much? By belittling everyone for not being as great as him? Great times Mono. Thanks for sharing :-)Ianbolton
- He even insulted my kids, then turned around and said I should be banned for posting this.monospaced
- Forget that loser, great pics mono!YakuZoku
- My niece at 3 she's learning English, by any standards your boys are way behind :)











