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- Salarrue0
- insane.notype
- no one is upset about the plastic they released into the great lakes. Brilliant idea no less.hotroddy
- Nobody gave a fuck about plastic in the 80's mate. The world was our oyster.Hayzilla
- i don't want to be there when all that helium explodes...sarahfailin
- lol "there is no mistake by the lake anymore!" fucking useless. is this all they have? lebron and the 86' balloon release?_niko
- "there's a north wind, so they'll end up in Canada" Wasply Chuckles._niko
- did she get her watch back?mugwart
- freedom2
- great storyGnash
- Con job deluxe, she must have hidden talents...robotron3k
- it's amazing, really. there's a profound, cannibalistic poetry to this level of fraud. feeding on the gluttonous hedge funders that are just as guilty as she isGnash
- Is she a sociopath? She had a President's Scholar to Stanford.freedom
- Bluejam0
What. a. fucking. moron.
- yepfadein11
- and your wife recognizes them while you were away at the beach in Marbella too._niko
- Why stop there, he could post a photo of the Japanese team and say he recognise them from Sushi Sakura buffet restaurant.shapesalad
- Recognise the Mexican team from Tacobell. Recognise the English team from the British bar. The Irish team from just about every Irish bar in every country.shapesalad
- Anyway. Why they celebs post on twitter when they could join qbn and post anonymously and pic up some PS tips.shapesalad
- lol, is this guy for real?Gnash
- https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
- ^ I was expecting a stereotypical old posh dude. he sounds like a character out of a guy ritchie filmGnash
- "Lord Sugar" wtf is this guy responsible for cavities or something?cannonball1978
- detritus-2
People referring to themselves as 'Shopify experts' - indeed, anyone in any field who labels themself an 'expert'. it's fucking Dunning Krueger writ large in large flashing neon lights.
We've encountered a security hole in a shop. I had assumed that given there were two specific functionalities we specced in our brief way back when, that they had been properly considered and accounted for.
Realising the hole, I thought about it for a second and it took me - me, a non-programmer schlub - less than 2 minutes to work out how to replicate the breach. Suffice to say, it's based on the use of a front-end condition that can [obviously] not only be changed easily by the user, but isn't then validated server-side.
This isn't even security 101; it's not barely schoolboy error level.
if I ever meet the 'expert' who did this I'm going to fucking slap him. This isn't the first instance of his uselessness; but it is the most egregious.
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Next time i'll buy a Mac and take a couple of weeks off my proper job and do it myself.
- hans_glib0
google navigation
me: "hey google, get me to tottenham by bike"
google:"yes, no probs just take the main roads, it'll be fine, honest!"--
after a couple of miles
google: "snicker: how are you enjoying mixing it with those buses and artic lorries? evil, moi? lols"useless.
- uh oh - what're you doing up here?detritus
- ^ He's meeting the girl in your studio for a date!shapesalad
- Get WAZE!tank02
- waze is hopeless for bikes. as is google apparently, tho they pretend otherwise. we came back via citymapper, nice quiet roads, all to the good.hans_glib
- ha! i thought about popping by on the way back, but it was late and we wanted to get back to the safety(?) of west londonhans_glib
- had a few beers in the local spurs pub - the antwerp arms, then off to a (very surreal) ordination of a friend. as you do.hans_glib
- Ah, I was here fairly late, I think? You could've picked up your cuntwood™!
Well, when we get the QBN badges, perhaps..detritus - doh! forgot about the cuntwood™...
balls.hans_glib
- section_0144
People who have no fucking clue how anything works, ask me about it, and look at me like I'm hanging them out to dry when it's not fixed.
Case in point: Dude comes into my office to ask me to help with his iPad. K? I'm a programmer, not IT. But, whatever. He can't download an app because his Apple Id is disabled. Ok? Well, that's new to me. I say it's an Apple thing, and they'll need to unlock it.
"Can you log into your account?", I ask
"I don't know, this was my son's"
"Does he have access to it?"
"He doesn't remember which e-mail he used"At this point I basically tell him idk, call 1-800-APPLE or whatever. Dude looks at me like I just murdered his dog. Sorry mother fucker! I'm not Apple. Not might my fault you have no idea what your login details are.
I'm going to start telling people their device is hacked and needs thrown away from now on.
- have you tried turning it off and on again?renderedred
- ppl are idiots.sarahfailin
- I get like this all the time. We need this developed NOW and my mouse doesn't workmugwart
- tell them you recycle e-waste and you'd be happy to take care of it.futurefood
- Cant he create his own account? I haven't used Apple since 2012drgs
- ^^^ probably, but that would have meant I would have to do it for him. 99% sure this wasn't a work related thing, to boot.section_014
- My mom once asked me what her company email password was, over the phone. I told her multiple times "how would i know that?"mg33
- and she finally relented and said "well you're so good at computers." LOLmg33
- "Do it your fucking self and you'll get gud too!"cannonball1978
- "It's a transistor problem, known defect, apple recommends microwaving it on a high heat for 20 seconds to de electrolyte the resistor - thank me later"shapesalad
- youre quite the educator. ha.docpoz
- It's funny how many still refer to/think of developers/engineers as IT. I hear it all the time "Can we get IT to fix this page on the site?" whaaaatwhatthefunk
- It's sooo hard to help people out.robthelad
- allthethings5
Mitch Fucking McConnell
- omahadesigns-1
- ???monospaced
- He's so old.omahadesigns
- jimmy kimmel from the future??sarahfailin
- i_monk0
Pretty sure Under Consideration/Brand New has put all body content in a class named "adblock" to fuck with adblockers.
- ???monospaced
- With ABP active only the top nav bar loads. Inspect element below it shows
<body class ="adblock">i_monk
- Bluejam1
Novichok attacks in the UK.
- it's another sign of how fucking low-rent we've become - the most boring espionage thriller ever written.Fax_Benson
- Some Unfathomable Poisoning Bollocks Near The Cotswolds by John le CarréFax_Benson
- luckily we've got Boris and Sajid on teh case ...
https://i.pinimg.com…Bluejam
- hans_glib0
windoze 7 for not being able to play vimeo files
and
vimeo for making their video player unworkable on older systems.
- What do you mean, Vimeo on the web or as a download? Can you send me a link to an example?detritus
- Download options appear to be just MOV or MP4 files - are you sure it's not just some daft issue with your player application?detritus
- vimeo vids embedded in an html page won't play on chrome or ie11 running under windoze 7hans_glib
- That's probably in IE11 issue, rather than a W7 no? I still have IE, rather than Edge, installed if you want to me to have a look? Email me if so.detritus
- Tried this?
https://stackoverflo…detritus - i did but it made no difference. i don't care personally, but the page i've made is for others to use and what's the betting they're using ie11...hans_glib
- client didn't want to use youtube for their uploads, but i think they might have to compromise for accessibilityhans_glib
- also chrome on w7 won't play the vids either :(hans_glib
- or old safari on the mac.hans_glib
- Well, sounds like your client's made their own bed, so 'not your problem'. IE11's about 2-3% - maybe offer a workaround option on a browser sniff?detritus
- He says, obviously. And, obviously, avoiding his own work...detritus
- yep i guess. tho commissioning client is on mac so sees no problem. lolshans_glib
- Bluejam-1
The Sun newspaper.
Cunts writing about cunts.
- Bluejam2
The Sun newspaper.
Cunts writing about cunts.
- Bluejam3
3,000 Tommy Robinson protesters
“We want our country back,” he demanded. When asked how stopping a double-decker from heading down Cockspur Street might achieve that, he found himself unable to provide specifics."
- dicksfadein11
- nice gun tattoo, when did you get that done? when you were 12? bhaw ha ha.shapesalad
- did you see this lol:
https://www.mirror.c…fadein11 - cave peopleBluejam
- That article shows why marches like this are probably a good thing. Seeing these knuckling dragging oxygen thieves should act to remind us of who they really...Wolfboy
- ...are; a bunch of half witted drunks who just can't grasp the complexities of the world and demand simple single syllable explanations to all their problems.Wolfboy
- It's good to see them in all their sun boiled gammon glory, interacting with each other like a rudimentary A.I. programme, once in a while.Wolfboy
- Also, it was great to see a crowd of only 3000 of these honey glazed morons just a day after that diverse crowd that numbered in 100s of 1000s.Wolfboy
- "interacting with each other like a rudimentary A.I. program" - lovely stuff :)fadein11
- robos peoplemonospaced
- the cans of stella sum it all up for me....mugwart
- Techno Viking has let himself goautoflavour
- These bunch of morons doesn't change the facts. You can shit on jews and christian, but muslims get pass on loads of things under the "religious freedom" tag.NJ_KL
- kingsteven1
Digital literacy experts. Been working in eLearning for years and abhor what it has become.
Universities are using these fuckers as insurance because their qualifications mean shit unless they prepare people for ever more technical jobs... Things haven't moved on at all since I was at University - and that was so long ago our undergrad students next year weren't born when I started in 2000.
If a student makes any effort to utilise technology while here (even automate part of their research via Excel macro) it won't count for shit. Yet these are exactly the skills that jobs require.
Recently I've seen universities ditching their IT infrastructure to move to externally hosted services... and recruit these Digital Literacy idiots in droves for support. None of them are coders, very few of them understand any of the real advantages of technology. But my god can they rhyme of buzzwords... There is no effort to increase engagement or reward use of technology. And very few of them are smart enough to realise their jobs only exist to prove it's not the universities' fault that students aren't prepared for the real world.
I went to a talk by a woman from Oxford who essentially gave a presentation that was filled with buzzwords, but effectively proved that her actions to engage students with technology over 7 years hadn't worked. There was no significant increase in use of technology... The things she had totally omitted from her surveys of students: scalability/ automation the idea that you can write a bit of code once and have it work for you... An 'expert' that missed the entire fucking point of using a computer... and her powerpoint looked like shit!
Sure at least they let me automate my entire fucking job so I can spend precious time on eBay.
- imbecile-5
the overweight religious fanatic with a special needs dog at the dog park Sunday
i don't have time to go into it, but fuck her.
- kingsteven2
mate of mine who:
- books show for a indie band in a gallery. asks me to do sound for free.
(i agree because i've heard this band and they're wimpy as fuck, can do it with a couple of vocal mics and the galleries tiny PA)
- puts his loud as fuck punk band as support...
(i tell him i'm not going to do it any more because i agreed on the basis of not having to bring much gear)
- asks if he can borrow my PA, mics, stands, and bass amp because the gallery PA isn't going to be big enough for his band.
fuuuuuccckkkk youuuuu!!!
- charge a rental fee?monospaced
- your mate is a rock star! take care of him!Krassy
- Lol get your own gearcannonball1978
- heh, it's a DIY show and no budget & plenty of hire places about... when you do this long enough you realise the Y in DIY means buy your own shit or make do.kingsteven
- if i hire my rehearsal room PA for £50, and it breaks I need it to work the following week and even one cable costs £50... if someone's not even paying for hirekingsteven
- they're not even going to fork out £50 if it breaks! i use it for my own shows, and my mics... but i know it's on me to replace it all if it blows up.kingsteven
- went to rehearse with my 7 piece band on monday and 2 mic stands 'borrowed' by a band without asking... every intention to return them but what am i, the standkingsteven
- library! i own that shit because i use it. fuck, i sound like every old cunt i hated when i was a kid hahah.kingsteven
- no, you make perfect sense.fadein11
- sted-3
Serverduty.
I really hope that one of the people involved in that service will find this post. The way u work is unacceptable and dangerous.
The client and its attorneys are pissed.
Thank you for your time, have a nice day.
- docpoz-2
This guy needs a punch in the face in the worst way:
- He is such a dick but he's right... Steak is delicious and I was a vegetarian for 10+ years.fooler
- He's a total dick most of the time, on top of being a clueless fuckwad and absolute retard on TV as a career, but he's right in this case.monospaced
- what an ass.futurefood
- toxic masculinity anyone?MrT
- what's his case? he didn't make any point. he was just trying to mock her.pango
- Anyone that sides with this guy gets punches.docpoz
- Fox News, ergo he's a ten gallon twat.MrT
- she is being so patientsarahfailin
- lol #addictedtooutrageHayoth