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- OBBTKN0
To hell with this fucking microwave (and the bastard engineer who designed it) and its shrill, repetitive beeping (four times!) once the cycle finishes...
For God’s sake! It’s just a microwave—I’ll grab the food I’m heating up as soon as I can... it’s not a fucking nuclear alert siren!!
- Squiddy0
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Guinness is awesome. What a dork.
- utopian0
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- OBBTKN0
Damn allergies. Every autumn, it’s the same old story... asthma flaring up, feeling exhausted all day long, massive congestion, a foggy head... my life basically boils down to working, eating, and dying in bed :/
- Oh, sorry to hear. But what are you allergic to? I mean it's not hay-fever season, is it?Longcopylover
- It’s supposedly due to grasses and mites... but in autumn it’s horrible—there must be some other factor.OBBTKN
- i_monk4
Vampire hunters who don't get to the crypt until sunset. Get your shit together, man! You had all day!
- i_monk0
Anyone showing up for a Teams meeting more than a minute early.
- I do it. Sometimes it's to avoid getting sucked into something else.spl33nidoru
- I concur, I show up for Zoom meetings early, because if I don't i'll forget and be late.dedlaast
- I wait until a few people are already on there to avoid small talk.fooler
- I casually show up a minute late all the timeutopian
