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- PonyBoy3
The fuckhead 'CEO' of this Mom & Pop shithole of a startup that just emailed me back "Thank you for sharing your work, but we do not see anything in your portfolio that reflects the sort of brand we are building..."
...hahaha... Why would I have 'your brand' in my folio when it's not created yet, dipshit? And if you're looking to steal something else I've already setup for another client I bid you kindly 'eat a bag of them' and move on. <3
I want to write back something like 'My folio isn't for you to pick and choose your new look from but simply to show you I will customize your brand specifically to your needs as I've done for each of these clients I'm sharing with you'... but I think I'm going to 'apologize' for not meeting their needs and let us both move on (and then send a massive middle finger to the clown that recommended me to them... you know who you are :) )
- I feel like I've posted this 10+ times over the last 20+ years... apologiesPonyBoy
- We're not chameleons. Your work isn't their vibe, good or bad, and that's ok.bainbridge
- Actually we are chameleons: we're constantly shapeshifting and changing colors while absorbing new brands in order to appeal to new target audiencescanoe
- You say this as if anyone who calls themselves a "graphic designer" can build any brand for anyone.bainbridge
- NBQ00-2
Liar Trump.
This is a complete lie. The fucker who shot the woman was not run over and is also not injured at all.
- "it's hard to believe he is alive" - did he watch the same clip? WTFNBQ00
- No, he did not. The clip posted below that post looked like it was shot from a treehouse two counties over!elahon
- nobody cares if he's a liar.hans_glib
- “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
—George Orwell, 1984******** - It's so much more than nobody cares if he is a liar. This country is so willing and ready for 1930s Germany.CyBrainX
- elahon5
This rotten cunt.
- NBQ003
The Russian MAGA influencer who fucked around and found out. He was pranking/ annoying people and police in the Philippines for views and got put 9 months in prison there. Now will be sent back to Russia despite holding a US-Greencard and may be sent to Ukraine front-lines.
- canoe0
Another one for the charity guy....
Google Grant gives 10K a month in search ads to nonprofits. Easy win.
I asked him to provide his impact data in order to set it up / meet the requirements. 2 months ago. Today I'm working on a brochure.
This afternoon I made it perfectly clear how weird it was that he didn't have this info handy...
"That’s like me not talking about my experience with Mazda, Jeep and Land Rover while applying for a job at Ford."
- NBQ00-3
- bainbridge0
This combination of Home Goods and Home Depot:
- American garbage********
- Just need a little Home Alone on the Home Box Office and we're good to go!stoplying
- American garbage
- mg330
One of the broadcasters on Skyscraper Live on Netflix, where Alex Honnold climbed Taipei 101:
"This is a lifelong dream," referring to his dream of climbing that building.
He was born in 1985, and the building was finished in 2004 - he lived 19 years before the building was finished.
I hate hyperbole.
- doggydoggdog0
- Don't marry latinas?********
- You see Latina I see plasticYakuZoku
- Oh so you looked at that?! Like Zuckerberg? LOL grandpa in heat********
- Don't marry latinas?
- doggydoggdog2
This logo:
- canoe0
"enterprise"
lol
- spl33nidoru13
I don't think Apple realise how their fancy iOS / iPadOs updates affect senior users.
I see it with my 80+ parents, every new version further complicates the use, requires more steps to do the same action, and adds fancy submenus they're confused by to buttons.
Especially true with facetime and the camera app.They should have a Senior UI switch in the accessibility settings to dumbify it all.
- They shouldcanoe
- < Great idea. My mom messaged me last night "I have a number 2 in the upper right of my screen". She just got a new iPad this past wknd and there's a...stoplying
- ...learning curve to say the least. Innovation never sleeps!stoplying
- iPads are perfect for seniors that don't need to deal with PCs. Those 70+ in our family love theirs. Stupid that Apple doesn't realize that.mxhxr
- Agreed. Apple just assumes people eventually don’t need visual cues we all relied on, and ignoring that many customers it’s not second nature.monospaced
- Yeah they've fucked up again. And this time they didn't even need a U2 album.MrT
- Im old, but not 80. I still hate all this churn. Most updates (looking at you liquid glass) are a step backwards for UXrobotinc
- I stopped updating a few generations ago like any normal pro user would do
waiting for change in VPs to have something food to update to******** - *goof good********
- yep. wasnt' Jobs' beliefs was that computers are a tool and tech should not get in the way? invisible, natural, obviousSquiddy
- i concur - my dad bless him struggles with his phone every day - "can you fuck that liquid shit off son, hurts my eyes."_me_
- can not agree more. had the same experience with my aunt. every time I visited her she could not use her mac or iphone because of an ui/ux "update".fairbaken
- dont need a dumbify button, they need a legacy button that makes the ui stay as it is. nothing more needed.fairbaken
- _me_ : you can reduce that liquid look in Accessibility > Display > Reduce Transparency.spl33nidoru
- yeah i worked that out and its much better.... with plain wallpaper too. i cant remember if he liked clear or tinited - but one was much better for him_me_
- "effect off" would be a better option._me_
- YakuZoku1
Nancy Guthrie
Kids getting kidnapped every day, news mentions it once (if "lucky") then the news cycle moves on. The old bag that's about to croak Nancy Guthrie gets kidnapped, it's on the news everyday for like 2 months.
- canoe2
Being interviewed for a job by an AI bot...
it couldn't answer my follow up questions...
what a shitshow.
