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- i_monk1
My building always being a week or two early or late switching the HVAC system between heat and cooling when the season changes.
- PonyBoy6
"Daylight saving time" and the in-office dullards incapable of getting rid of it...
...can we just stay in 'spring forward' mode permanently? Not looking forward to the next 4 months of communal depression. :(
- Sometimes I think I'm the only one who loves daylight savings time. I love that it gets dark early.Akagiyama
- Yeah you’re a psychopath. It was so fun getting dark at 5:30 already, they thought hey, why not 4:30? That’s fun because I’m 6 months it will be 9:30 pm. Fun!monospaced
- spring forward, fall back, just pick one (though the science says standard time is better).robotinc
- If there's one thing I'll never understand is how anyone would want to eat dinner in the dark at 5pm.CyBrainX
- Also, Daylight Savings Time is what just ended. Those of us who don't like seasonal affective disorder want permanent Daylight Savings.CyBrainX
- Thanks for the clarification. It never made sense to me.monospaced
- OBBTKN2
Their actions don't surprise me either, but, damn the French judicial system... Liberté, Fraternite et Egalité, my ass!
- the laws are not equal for the rich & famous.NBQ00
- so everybody gets out now by saying its a nightmare ??neverscared
- CyBrainX6
Fucking acronyms. Look at this word salad.
I added to FIO yesterday the NW logos on Saturday need to be updated. Also can we update OTC/OTP copy to say "Coming up next" vs "Stay tuned"?
The only one I recognize is NW for Northwestern (University).
What makes this worse is that I know when I ask what those mean, they'll think "Oh, he knows now, I can throw out this word vomit even more."
The idea of this being a mistake and that words should be used instead is just not going to happen.- On top of this, I've already used two versions of that logo already.CyBrainX
- WTF no CTAs? SMH...hans_glib
- <^LOLduckseason
- +1canoe
- I eventually deciphered FIO = Frameio. She thought just leaving a comment on Frameio would send me an alert.CyBrainX
- canoe4
SMH... Account people can't seem to collect vector logos so the entire GALA sponsorship collateral will have shit JPG logos.
Grrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaat!
- Love when they just paste a jpeg into an illustrator doc and call it vectorGnash
- but... but... they sent it to you placed in a word doc all skewed to fuck... what could you possibly have to complain about?!PonyBoy
- Or when you design the sponsor page on a dark background and all the shit logos only work on a white background.hellrod
- Just download the logos you need?mort_
- You can't recreate a few logos?
•͡˘㇁•͡˘******** - Do you waste time / provide free services to clients w/such a move, graf? Recreating a logo is quite simple for probably most on this site...PonyBoy
- ... however I'm not sure they'd make such a foolish move (as you seem to do?) of providing a free service and wasting your time? (╭ರ_•́)PonyBoy
- <3PonyBoy
- In a civil world, people say, "CAN YOU..." rather than starting on the negative "Can't you" as if I'm SUPPOSED to recreate 20 logos for free.canoe
- @mort - they wouldn't all be found on brandsortheworldcanoe
- use svgrepo or pdfs/sites for svg versions. track your time and put it in the invoice: Professional vector conversion for print/web scalability.uan
- they normally pay for it ;-) or if they don‘t want to, let them pass the first one time. so then they know.uan
- it‘s all about flow with this youngsters.uan
- first thing I do is search a client's site for a .pdf when looking for a vector, uan... I probably find it 65%+ of the time (as you say 'flow' is preferred)PonyBoy
- lots are on svgrepo.com. if it's not there, upload it. it's one of the free web2 resources sites that are useful and community driven.uan
- also, copy the svg code from any site and paste it in illustrator, modify to your needs and save to ai file for print.uan
- but back to punches for... the clients who change the file extension from .jpg to .png thinking that's how you convert a file.uan
- Gawd... Every 3 weeks. Do you have those logo files.falcadia
- NBQ004
These two cunts
- bainbridge2
Food venues and shops where the staff shout something like "welcome in" to the air every time someone walks in the door.
Rather than just saying hello when you make eye contact.
It's like they've been forced to say hello to people.
- They are being forced to say itcanoe
- It seems like a "policy" but does any customer really appreciate it?bainbridge
- Ask Karencanoe
- I hear you, but I'll take fake over-zealous greetings over screw-faces any day_niko
- Irasshaimase!Squiddy
- @Squiddy my first association. BTW, read "Convenience Store Woman" novel. It's great.jagara
- Right?! in izakayas it's part of the vibes. Thanks for the novel suggestion, looks interesting.Squiddy
- @Squiddy the novel is a pretty dark depiction of Japanese society. Kind of a dark comedy.jagara
- bainbridge0
- This dude has been begging for a Copenhagen trip (One person here might get this joke)garbage
- NBQ000
Sagmeister & Walsh
Is that still a thing?
- Punch em anywayMrT
- speedbag that lil mofoAQUTE
- Is she still flashing skin?utopian
- Didn't she start her own agency like 8 years ago making ugly work?bainbridge
- https://www.creative…Krassy
- punching way better creatives than you?
wow so amazing******** - NBQ you're a muslim that hates muslim people bro********
- exactly, you know everything dot com :)NBQ00
- No one's punching anyone. And they can't be criticised because they're better creatives? Give over.MrT
- canoe4
...at the Pistons game...
...out to dinner with the wife...
...at the cigar bar...
...playing golf...ffs charity guy I thought you didn't have the budget to pay my full rate?
- canoe2
Like we need another reason to dislike Spotify.
"You ran out of audiobook listening time, if you'd like to add 10 hours, click here"
$12.99
I'll buy the book for that much you silly capitalist oinker!
- Fax_Benson1
take-away coffee cups that have a little pointed bit on the lid that's perfectly placed to dig into the end of your nose when you drink. You can usually scratch them off, but why are they there in the first place?
- bainbridge0
This haircut:
- 2010's hipster samurai man bun. Yes, go ahead (with the punching).jagara
- ********-5
- Lay off the KFC next time.CyBrainX
- got himself an ass whoopingutopian
- Did better than I expected, he was outclassed out gunned and outweighed by 30 lbs but he did make like $200 million or something crazy_niko
- he took it easy on him and still broke his jaw lol. i hate this wwe boxing shit. so fake i am surprised paul "lost"AQUTE
- garbage2
- How is he not dead?CyBrainX
- Reminds of the fights in Snatch...********
- Broke his jaw in two places?PhanLo
- Worth it? https://www.si.com/f…********
- @phan Yeah, it was pretty embarassing. Andrew Tate also got his ass kicked in a separate fight. #betasgarbage
- That punch turned a 28 year old YouTuber into a 50 year old pirate. Knocked his ass to next century!toemaas
- ^flol he's 28?. I guess being a gigatwat ages you.garbage
- Kid showed a lot of heart.mort_
- KayfabePhanLo
- Ward vs. Gatti. That was two kids that showed a lot of heart. This kid was just running around a ring and grabbing legs for 8 minutes in exchange for 90Milliontoemaas
- https://m.youtube.co…toemaas
- He did grab alotta legcanoe
- FOFApalimpsest
- youtuber is lucky to be still alivedKrassy
- total d-bag, good for his jaw.utopian
- Nobody was showing heart lol. This was being a professional punching bag after shit talking.cannonball1978
- ********-5
- Confessing to the crime, nicemonospaced
- it was only a prank broneverscared
- "there is but one crime against vampires, kill your own kind"YakuZoku
- What an amazingly shitty sport.CyBrainX
