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  • Gnash0

    Portland burrito shop forced to close amid accusations of cultural appropriation, stealing recipes

    http://www.portlandmercury.com/b…

    "Portland has an appropriation problem.
    This week in white nonsense, two white women—Kali Wilgus and Liz “LC” Connely—decided it would be cute to open a food truck after a fateful excursion to Mexico.

    There’s really nothing special about opening a Mexican restaurant—it’s probably something that happens everyday. But the owners of Kooks Burritos all but admitted in an interview with Willamette Week that they colonized this style of food when they decided to “pick the brains of every tortilla lady there in the worst broken Spanish ever.”

    • stupid white cis women colonizing food. what were they thinking?Gnash
    • http://i.huffpost.co…detritus
    • Why can't she just be comfortable in admitting she's as racist as any other cunt, and she doesn't like ditzy middle class white girls? It's fine, no one cares.detritus
    • I'm really perplexed as to how taking recipes from Mexico denies 'brown people' in Portland jobs. That literally doesn't make any sense. At all.detritus
    • Now I really want a burrito.detritus
    • make sure whomever makes that burrito is legit. get woke.Gnash
    • I guess the article writer isn't Chinese, given that they invented paper, so only they can write for newspapers. This dopey shit needs to die in a fire.face_melter
    • the most offensive and insulting part of this entire article is that the author minimizes the entire Mexican culture to a fucking flour tortilla recipemonospaced
    • Is she writing in English? a language appropriated from German amongst others? sad._niko
    • well that wasted 2 minutes of my life.fadein11
    • They should also get at those Koreans and their sushi restaurants, who usurp Japanese culturewagshaft
    • shit like this makes me want to move as far away as portland as possible.fooler
    • These idiots will not laugh when they realize the French pretty much invented everything...zarkonite
    • The only conclusion I can draw here is, because I'm French, I'm only allowed to cook and consume French food. God forbid I cook Italian, Vietnamese, German ...Continuity
    • ... or anything else, never mind try to open an Italian, Vietnamese or German joint. Fuck this cunt.Continuity
    • This isn't an Onion article?!instrmntl
    • ^ nor is it a plot for an episode of PortlandiaGnash
    • I re-read this article. I wish I hadn't. Now I want to punch this cunt in her fucking face.Continuity
    • Continuity: http://www.bbc.co.uk… - A Japanese guy starts a Pizza chain in VietNam.
      https://media.giphy.…
      detritus
    • See, ^this is the kind of shit that 'cultural appropriation' brings the world - you know, memetic evolution of concepts, ie the driver of human civilisation.detritus
    • i hate the word "cultural appropriation" fuck everyone who gives a shit about itfeel
    • People who scream 'cultural appopriation' are neo-luddites, except without any existential rationale underpinning their idiotic quasi-moralismdetritus
    • @Detritus: Ha! I'd actually read that article a couple of days ago, and thought, 'Well ... why not?'Continuity
    • Fuck torrillasmaquito
    • kill all brown people and get over with itdrgs
    • Omgawd im so mad I can't even.pango
    • I don't think I would like Portland.stoplying
    • I hardly ever saw a place selling burritos in mexico, and when i did, it was guy fieri's in the airportsarahfailin
    • as though peeking in a window will allow you to know how a woman hand-makes a tortilla. I've tried it, it takes years of practice to do it fast and well.sarahfailin
    • you practice peeking in windows at women?Gnash
    • Don't you, Gnash? What's the matter with you ... ?Continuity
    • I don't practise. I find it quite easy, naturallyGnash
    • lol! gnashsarahfailin
    • wtf is "white" ... i have yet to see a #FFF walking around ... i see a good deal of pink, maybe 'pale' is too harsh a word?sonnde
    • this post gave me SIDA.HijoDMaite
    • Lol @ at the sjw and snowflakes calling them racist.Hayoth
    • the idiot few are given way too much of a voice.inteliboy
    • people pay too much attention to stupid stuff.pango
    • I prefer 'pasty', son... perhaps 'blanched' works?PonyBoy
    • just saying, its not 'white'sonnde
    • white bread aint white either....pango
    • i'm curious about this very secret tortilla recipe. google has millions of them but they are all fake I think.Beeswax
    • ^ boycott google until they take down all those appropriated recipes -- or at the very least, restrict all colonizers + oppressors from accessing themGnash
    • One thing I'm sure of - I need a burrito now.CyBrainX
    • This just in... portland has best burger in america: https://pdx.eater.co…

      now... who to blame.
      wagshaft
    • Pony knows identity is significant considering that U.S. Corp post in the Conspiracy thread. 1k designs no id's lolsonnde
    • wat?detritus
    • nothingsonnde
  • Gnash6

    President Trump intends to nominate Dr. Oz to the Presidential Council on Sport, Fitness and Nutrition

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/presi…

    • what in the actual fuck.sarahfailin
    • unfortunately, it's not surprising. this is truly retarded.Gnash
    • Par for the course for this shit-the-bed clown administration. If you still support these asshats I can’t even imagine how you can do so in public.monospaced
    • 13 y/o reasoningmaquito
    • and his nominee for the presidential council on food and diet: Chef Boyardee_niko
    • The never ending shitshowutopian
    • lolfadein11
    • Guy Fieri must be pissedKrassy
    • Trump also intends to nominate Vince Offer to the Presidential Council of eCommerce.kona
    • sham-wow! lol_niko
    • Trump's way = the Max Power way.
      https://youtu.be/7P0…
      (The wrong way, but faster) Every fucking choice of his couldn't possibly be worse
      kona
    • In line with the joke though.notype
    • I want Arnold back.robotron3k
    • Trump is the 7 minute abs of Presidents.detritus
    • Looks genius compared to his other nominees.formed
    • ^ that's the dangerous part. he's a fool with a wizened varnish. people believe his nonsenseGnash
  • maquito3

    • We have a mugs thread for this, man.detritus
    • lolmaquito
    • So this is what Yuri has been doing with his time. Interesting.face_melter
    • Metal defectorBustySaintClaire
    • drake von drakeutopian
    • "I erghret mah lofe"Bennn
    • I bet you he's really nice tooBrokenHD
    • Me: I want a permanent facial mo-cap setup.
      Piercer: Say no more.
      face_melter
    • Roy Castle would never have allowed this.MrT
    • Roy was a front man - Norris was the real power behind the Record Breakers throne.face_melter
    • Damn. How do you shave with all those piercings?sarahfailin
    • ^ from the looks of it, rarelyshellie
    • what record? The most daddy issues?ApeRobot
    • They told me I could be anything, so I became a work in progressMaaku
    • "World's most unemployable person based on appearance". Congrats retard.section_014
    • this is from LOTR, right ?d_gitale
  • Gnash0

    Ottawa restaurant gets woke-shamed into changing their name by some podcast hipsters.



    And finally, their confession

    • lol. too bad, good name for a restaurant.Gnash
    • pussification of societyMilan
    • I'd like to see the response to their letter saying that they're giving in to bullying and changing their name. Sorry, I'm not woke, I love Full Metal Jacket.elahon
    • Lol. Fascism sure is nice.Hayoth
    • It should have ended with "it's not a reference to that movie"cannonball1978
    • So we’d like to introduce you to our new concept of helping and giving back to the community for many years to come, we call it “me love you long time”_niko
    • I'm outraged.inteliboy
    • so angry about this thing that i've never cared about till today.pango
    • Woke up too soonRumperChunk
    • I've seen the movie years ago but can't remember any lines from it, for me the name is fine.shapesalad
    • anti-bias training! lol... because of a slur used in a movie from years ago.shapesalad
    • Well... how about those Koreans and their Siemens don't then know what that sounds like in English! They need some anti-bias training.shapesalad
    • "too beaucoup" is not a slur, it roughly translates into "too many much". The expression in itself is funny because of the adverb/adjective repetition.soundofreason
    • Because of this, it can be applied to many situations.
      Furthermore, having a large penis is considered a compliment in all societies (that I am aware of).
      soundofreason
    • Bennn took the day off.
      Glad to be of service.
      soundofreason
    • Fuck! This is making me so angrymaquito
    • Cute cards, cool name, a fucking IG post... STUPID PEOPLE.maquito
    • People are the worst.stoplying
    • disable comments. problem solved.dorf
    • Yeah, we named our cute restaurant after Full Metal Jacket's hooker scene...ben_
    • Lol, fuck!!maquito
    • looks fake to make more angry ppl.uan
    • or go viral and get more customers.uan
  • Gnash3

    The patriarchal race to colonize Mars is just another example of male entitlement

    The presumed right to use and abuse something and then walk away to conquer something new is a hallmark of colonialism.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/think/op…

    "These men, particularly Musk, are not only heavily invested in who can get their rocket into space first, but in colonizing Mars. The desire to colonize — to have unquestioned, unchallenged and automatic access to something, to any type of body, and to use it at will — is a patriarchal one. Indeed, there is no ethical consideration among these billionaires about whether this should be done; rather, the conversation is when it will be done. Because, in the eyes of these intrepid explorers, this is the only way to save humanity."

    • Now The Onion needs to step up their game.soundofreason
    • i was sure this was a gag.Gnash
    • i learned a new verb, "Columbusing"Gnash
    • i wonder how lesbian intellectuals would have dealt with a hungry sabre tooth tiger at the mouth of the cave.detritus
    • What's next on the Idiot Carnival showlist? Sports that use balls? Because men have balls, right? Sex balls caused the Roman Empire and Cornflakes.face_melter
    • But wait! Balls also made the keyboard she wrote that article with and balls tamed the electricity used to power the keyboard. Sex balls! Sex Balls! Sex balls!face_melter
    • Oh FFS here we go again, even space exploration is sexist now.M01XXX
    • Musk gets an erection when he launches rockets.Beeswax
    • And his name is Musk ffs, can't be more patriarchal. He'll never win unless he gets a sex change.Beeswax
    • Maybe men just want to get even further away from women because they write ridiculous articles like this. Suppose I should go read it now!Ianbolton
    • "Rather, the impulse to colonize — to colonize lands, to colonize peoples, and, now that we may soon be technologically capable of doing so, colonizing space —yuekit
    • has its origins in gendered power structures." This is where she needed maybe a citation or something for such a sweeping claim.yuekit
    • It's amazing how you can simply claim things in certain fields of academia, and people will say that you "proved" or "demonstrated" that they are true.yuekit
    • ^ the power lies in the fallout from challenging those ideas. being branded a racist or misogynist is those circles is the nuke option for a future careerGnash
    • It's on average -55c on Mars. Plus super high UV etc. It's never going to be a natural habitat for humans. You can't do anything but stay inside! boring....shapesalad
    • Musk etc, are going to spend so much time and money getting to Mars - with high UV and -55c temp. Why not use the time and cash to improve things here on Earth?shapesalad
    • ^ Because we're men and we can do what the fuck we want!Ianbolton
    • So Mars is really going to be for men. I'll stay here on earth with all the venues.shapesalad
    • Has she got a decent rack? Boobs of the day, perhaps?PeterPancake
    • I would go to Mars toot-sweet just to escape this barrage of sub Medium-quality rancid brain gas masquerading as critical writing.face_melter
    • she says it like it's a bad thing. fuck yeah i wanna knock up marsscarabin
    • Why don't women colonise Venus? Then we can finally have some peace. It would be great if Mars had become men's weekend destination.Beeswax
    • ^ is that like a 'go back to where you came from' joke. Men are Mars women are from Venus!Ianbolton
    • Shut the fuck up, you pseudointellectual cow.jagara
  • Gnash5

  • shapesalad1

    • really not sure about my move back to london...shapesalad
    • damn. he seems rather perturbedGnash
    • he was on the bicycle. car pulled out, didn't spot him. he eventually smashed window. drive ran away.shapesalad
    • Thank you, Sadiq KhanM01XXX
    • fuck, that is a serious knife.Gnash
    • n gonna ndrgs
    • Really? Slashing at window? Lolpango
    • saw a machete fight off Wardor street oncemugwart
    • "thank you, Sadiq Khan"fadein11
    • He needs a hugset
    • Cultural Enrichment. Enjoy!NJ_KL
    • When a black guy does it...pango
    • that nutcase doesn't deserve a frontpage.helloeatbreathedrive
    • That like attacking a lvl 100 boss with a lvl 2 weaponlajj
    • http://news.met.poli…Gnash
    • Ahhhhh Croydon. How I miss you so. Not...set
  • sarahfailin1

    ppl are sharing this on fb saying you can run your trucks and stay warm while camping in the winter.
    ...warm and peaceful slumber... forever.

    • brought to you by Яussian trolls_niko
    • Suicitenttank02
    • I'm ok with this making the rounds on FB. Thin the heard of stupid.kona
    • makes sense because in large amounts, monoxide becomes nutrient dense.futurefood
    • ^all true, i looked it up.GuyFawkes
    • I'm with kona on this one.Continuity
    • Darwin's 6 feet under but his babies still have rhythmGnash
    • Dead?docpoz
    • With any luck, yes.Continuity
  • sarahfailin1

    my fucking progressive friend who bought into the idea that the OK hand sign is a symbol for white power.


    dumb dumb dumb

    • Yeah that guy who got fired from the coast guard for doing it on camera was a little overboard.fooler
    • Plus we thought is was the sign language for A S S Hole.fooler
    • shit I thought it was a Wordpress thing.fadein11
    • price waterhousehotroddy
    • i thought it was the three little piggies and the assholeoey
    • Well PlayedBH26
    • Thanks! this is making me more woke than ever.pango
    • ✋Raised hand emoji also good
      https://emojipedia.o…
      drgs
  • imbecile4

    • That has GOT to be bullshit.

      Surely?!
      detritus
    • Ta!docpoz
    • Whoever -1'd this - would you mind explaining to me your rationale?detritus
    • tip of the day. she should remember its 13 minutes per pound.sarahfailin
    • fuckin looser. You're supposed to use microwavecannonball1978
  • DRIFTMONKEY1

    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...JackRyan
    • MY FUCKING DRIVE LINE
      LOL
      mg33
    • HAHAHAsigg
    • i don't understand cars, so this makes no sense to me.lvl_13
    • <dumb guy of the daylvl_13
    • shouldn't be allowed to use a welder.johnny_wobble
    • Basically he welded the teeth of 2 cogs together and expected them to still be able to turn. Rear wheel drive truck by the looks of itgilgamush
    • This guy also tried to charge his iphone in the microwaveset
  • YearzOne0


    A TWISTED brother and sister are facing jail after they were spotted having sex in a train station lift.
    Richard Finlayson, 21, and sibling Kirsty, 18, romped in the elevator as they were filmed by CCTV cameras.

    The shocking 15-minute clip showed them exiting the lift — only to return a short time later to have sex AGAIN.

    And as they left for a second time Richard gave Kirsty a £20 note.

    The depraved pair were later arrested by police after a railway worker at Motherwell Station raised the alarm.

    Last night a family friend said the revelations had left the pair's family "destroyed".

    It came after Richard, of Carluke, Lanarkshire, and Kirsty of Lesmahagow, admitted having unlawful sexual intercourse in June last year.

    Hamilton Sheriff Court heard how they left an 11-year-old boy who was with them on the platform during their illicit tryst.

    Depute fiscal Amanda Gallagher said: "They both went into the lift and were seen having sexual intercourse on the CCTV.

    "Both accused then exited the lift for a short period before returning and continuing having sexual intercourse.

    Sordid ... lift at railway station
    "Both accused then stood up and left the lift. At which point Mr Finlayson was seen giving his sister some money

    The court was told Kirsty Finlayson had admitted the sordid act to police.

    But she denied she'd had sex for cash — while Richard said he gave her the £20 "as a brother, not for payment".

    Last night the family friend said: "We're devastated. I was sickened when I heard about it.

    "Most of the family knew nothing about it until letters for the case came in.

    "We can't believe it. It is a nightmare."


    Sheriff Ray Small ordered Richard to be placed on the sex offenders' register. The brother and sister will be sentenced next month.

    • they do make a cute couple.capn_ron
    • i bet mum and dad were brother and sister too.fugged
    • Brandine: Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park by my parents?
      Cletus: Now, honey, they's my parents, too.
      ETM
    • parents too"ETM
    • why only the brother on sex offender list?inteliboy
    • Prostitutes are rarely charged as sex offenders for their sex acts. Society sees them as the victimgilgamush
    • They look like the same person.SlashPeckham
    • gilgatardutopian
  • fooler1

    • idiocy knows no bounds._niko
    • Air Allahs are the best!BH26
    • 1. post random nonsense
      2. trigger segments of the population
      3. get everybody fighting
      4. Putin Wins!
      _niko
    • some magically sky wizards are more sensitive than othersGnash
    • Lol indeed. Thankfully the only thing Zeus gives a shit about is banging hot mortal chicks._niko
    • Nike Air Worldwide JihadPhanLo
    • They need to recall allah for illegally using a trademarked design.zarkonite
  • Akagiyama3

  • Gnash1

    Yale saves fragile students from a carving of a musket

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/o…

    • "Triggered" MillenialsBH26
    • so gentlePonyBoy
    • I'm glad i'll be dead or living in isolation before this generation of basketcases are in any kind of position of influence.face_melter
    • Yet the bow and arrow is OK.i_monk
  • imbecile1

  • sarahfailin0

    ah, I didn't realize she did this. any joke she made I would say it's free speech and the prez doesn't have any right to put down. ...this seems a lot like a violent threat and probably would merit a secret service investigation.

    • welcome to america 2017. everyone's lost their mind._niko
    • don't see any problem in this. trump ordered the death of civilians. now that's something.oey
    • bring me his head doesn't have to be literally interpreted. or does it?oey
    • she was once so brave
      https://pbs.twimg.co…
      Gnash
    • Its a fake head of the president. Who the fuck cares. People getting their panties in a wad over it because it was Trumps head. So are you firing her over tastecannonball1978
    • She was all spit & vinegar when they were were cheering her on. crumbled pretty quick when the clapping died.Gnash
    • I try to imagine if someone like Rush Limbaugh held a severed Obama head in his first year. It wouldn't have been taken well.CyBrainX
  • Gnash0


    • hey at least she's fighting back. probably trying to bolster her career off it. wouldn't you? it'd be great to sue the prez.sarahfailin
    • fight back against what? she started this shit... repercussions of a joke done in poor taste. Someone get the twit some kleenex.PonyBoy
    • It's reprehensible what Kathy Griffin did, & the left has denounced it. Ted Nugent did it to Obama, & he gets invited to the WH. Who's the real bad guy here?kona
    • this isn't a left/right thing. she f'd up and now she whining about all the ways she's being oppressed and bulliedGnash
    • Nugent is a douche and he was called out (maybe not as hard) but he didn't break down like gentle little kathy is. She just needs to shut up and move on.PonyBoy
    • Also... Nugent didn't have a moronic visual and script... he was off-the-cuff (doesn't make it right... just saying KG 'planned' then shot her joke)PonyBoy
    • Trump is the bad guy. Nugent has been the bad guy about as long. Kathy Griffin is too but could have gotten away with something tasteless if it was funny.CyBrainX
  • CyBrainX2

  • yurimon0

    http://poorrichardsnews.com/post…

    College orders 'gender neutral' language on campus

    • There is no "order", nor any rule or mandate. The University asked that students be inclusive and use those pronounslocustsloth
    • UNLESS OR UNTIL, they knew the preference of the person they were talking to. If a person they encountered wanted to be referred to with any of these pronouns,locustsloth
    • why no accommodate? It'd be like asking people to call someone Mike instead of Michael. It's about accepting people, not forcing PC gender issues.locustsloth
    • And thus YOU, yurimon, become the Dumb of the Day for being just as sheeple-ish as you say everyone else islocustsloth
    • Unbelievably stupidgilgamush
    • thats exactly how sheep will justify it locus zer.yurimon
    • No, that's what it actually is, bereft of conservative "THEY'RE TAKING OUR MORALS AND TRADITIONS AWAY!" paniclocustsloth
    • No this is just absurdity and cultural Marxism. Then again, the academians have always been at the cutting edge of impracticality and excessgilgamush
    • I like how these things turn to an attack on something instead of the context of what it means to e politically correctyurimon
    • No accommodate because it is invented bullshit that is contrived to introduce a notion of how to control someone else's use of language by feigning offensecannonball1978
    • gilgayuri of the dayutopian