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- NBQ000
Seems she's starting to regret
- drgs0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pu…
People suffering from this condition believe that shortly after being bitten by a dog, puppies are conceived within their abdomen.[1] This is said to be especially likely if the dog is sexually excited at the time of the attack.[2] Victims are said to bark like dogs, and have reported being able to see the puppies inside them when looking at water, or hear them growling in their abdomen.[1][2][3] It is believed that the victims will eventually die – especially men, who will give birth to their puppies through the penis.[2][3]
Witch doctors offer oral cures, which they claim will dissolve the puppies, allowing them to pass through the digestive system and be excreted "without the knowledge of the patient".
- calling this stupid diminishes indigenous ways of knowledge. Decolonize scienceGnash
- fooler1
- idiocy knows no bounds._niko
- Air Allahs are the best!BH26
- 1. post random nonsense
2. trigger segments of the population
3. get everybody fighting
4. Putin Wins!_niko - some magically sky wizards are more sensitive than othersGnash
- Lol indeed. Thankfully the only thing Zeus gives a shit about is banging hot mortal chicks._niko
- Nike Air Worldwide JihadPhanLo
- They need to recall allah for illegally using a trademarked design.zarkonite
- Gnash5
- if onlyfooler
- kale_niko
- options?
1.Quarantined for life
2.Pray to the divine
3.Get the vaccine
4.DeathBabySnakes - Thoughts & Prayerschukkaphob
- lolmaquito
- I heard Robitussin does the trickridlerontheroof
- A one-way flight to Russiaridlerontheroof
- ANTI-VAXX YO!Bennn
- yeah put some 'tussin on itbliznutty
- Call child protection services.CyBrainX
- akiersky1
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyl…
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A woman has gone viral online for allegedly canceling her baby shower because her family and friends were unsupportive of her choice of baby name: Squire Sebastian Senator.
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The mother shares that she was not “crazy,” or “mentally unstable” or “drunk” when she chose the unique three name moniker, which she emphatically points out “is only his first name.”
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- Gnash0
- lol. too bad, good name for a restaurant.Gnash
- pussification of societyMilan
- I'd like to see the response to their letter saying that they're giving in to bullying and changing their name. Sorry, I'm not woke, I love Full Metal Jacket.elahon
- Lol. Fascism sure is nice.Hayoth
- It should have ended with "it's not a reference to that movie"cannonball1978
- So we’d like to introduce you to our new concept of helping and giving back to the community for many years to come, we call it “me love you long time”_niko
- I'm outraged.inteliboy
- so angry about this thing that i've never cared about till today.pango
- Woke up too soonRumperChunk
- I've seen the movie years ago but can't remember any lines from it, for me the name is fine.shapesalad
- anti-bias training! lol... because of a slur used in a movie from years ago.shapesalad
- Well... how about those Koreans and their Siemens don't then know what that sounds like in English! They need some anti-bias training.shapesalad
- "too beaucoup" is not a slur, it roughly translates into "too many much". The expression in itself is funny because of the adverb/adjective repetition.soundofreason
- Because of this, it can be applied to many situations.
Furthermore, having a large penis is considered a compliment in all societies (that I am aware of).soundofreason - Bennn took the day off.
Glad to be of service.soundofreason - Fuck! This is making me so angrymaquito
- Cute cards, cool name, a fucking IG post... STUPID PEOPLE.maquito
- People are the worst.stoplying
- disable comments. problem solved.dorf
- Yeah, we named our cute restaurant after Full Metal Jacket's hooker scene...ben_
- Lol, fuck!!maquito
- looks fake to make more angry ppl.uan
- or go viral and get more customers.uan
- Gnash0
- never change, jezebel.Gnash
- new law: no strippers can have kids!
foster care kids usually turn out great.sarahfailin - strippers aren't sex workers, thoughGnash
- Nahhh they are borderline sexworker.
They are selling sex appeal.pango
- imbecile0
https://abc13.com/society/childr…
JAIL FOR TRICK-OR-TREATING?: Children over 12 face jail time for trick-or-treating in some towns
- fooler0
Deputies began investigating the incident when half of a mobile home was found abandoned in the parking lot of an Elementary School Saturday.
they received dozens of tips from the public about a Craigslist advertisement from a seller in Yamhill. The owner was offering to pay $1,000 to have a mobile home hauled away from his property.
When deputies contacted the seller, the seller said a man responded to the ad and hauled away half the mobile home. Deputies confirmed this was the half that was found dumped at the school.
The man told the seller he would return for the second half.
Monday night, the seller called deputies and said the man was returning to haul away the second half of the mobile home.
Deputies met the man on his property and arrested the suspect, 35-year-old Derek Conley, of Portland.
- seller, owner, man, what? what was the crime? illegal dumping?sarahfailin
- sarahfailin1
- Yeah that guy who got fired from the coast guard for doing it on camera was a little overboard.fooler
- Plus we thought is was the sign language for A S S Hole.fooler
- shit I thought it was a Wordpress thing.fadein11
- price waterhousehotroddy
- i thought it was the three little piggies and the assholeoey
- Well PlayedBH26
- Thanks! this is making me more woke than ever.pango
- ✋Raised hand emoji also good
https://emojipedia.o…drgs
- Gnash0
when you're so woke you don't tip
- https://thumbs.gfyca…_niko
- ^ that was a great scene :)Gnash
- shutupShutUpSHUTUUUU...cannonball1978
- shapesalad1
- really not sure about my move back to london...shapesalad
- damn. he seems rather perturbedGnash
- he was on the bicycle. car pulled out, didn't spot him. he eventually smashed window. drive ran away.shapesalad
- Thank you, Sadiq KhanM01XXX
- fuck, that is a serious knife.Gnash
- n gonna ndrgs
- Really? Slashing at window? Lolpango
- saw a machete fight off Wardor street oncemugwart
- "thank you, Sadiq Khan"fadein11
- He needs a hugset
- Cultural Enrichment. Enjoy!NJ_KL
- When a black guy does it...pango
- that nutcase doesn't deserve a frontpage.helloeatbreathedrive
- That like attacking a lvl 100 boss with a lvl 2 weaponlajj
- http://news.met.poli…Gnash
- Ahhhhh Croydon. How I miss you so. Not...set
- sarahfailin1
- brought to you by Яussian trolls_niko
- Suicitenttank02
- I'm ok with this making the rounds on FB. Thin the heard of stupid.kona
- makes sense because in large amounts, monoxide becomes nutrient dense.futurefood
- ^all true, i looked it up.GuyFawkes
- I'm with kona on this one.Continuity
- Darwin's 6 feet under but his babies still have rhythmGnash
- Dead?docpoz
- With any luck, yes.Continuity
- maquito1
- My mum taught me to always wipe the top of cans clean before drinking them as when cans are stored in shop there could be mice/rats running and pissing on themmicrokorg
- ^ Said every mum ever.Hayzilla
- have you seen how cans are stacked? the bottom part seals the top of the can below it. so long as you don't drink from cans at the top of the stack, you're ok..shapesalad
- sarahfailin4
Posting .gifs in POTD
- Gnash6
President Trump intends to nominate Dr. Oz to the Presidential Council on Sport, Fitness and Nutrition
- what in the actual fuck.sarahfailin
- unfortunately, it's not surprising. this is truly retarded.Gnash
- Par for the course for this shit-the-bed clown administration. If you still support these asshats I can’t even imagine how you can do so in public.monospaced
- 13 y/o reasoningmaquito
- and his nominee for the presidential council on food and diet: Chef Boyardee_niko
- The never ending shitshowutopian
- lolfadein11
- Guy Fieri must be pissedKrassy
- Trump also intends to nominate Vince Offer to the Presidential Council of eCommerce.kona
- sham-wow! lol_niko
- Trump's way = the Max Power way.
https://youtu.be/7P0…
(The wrong way, but faster) Every fucking choice of his couldn't possibly be worsekona - In line with the joke though.notype
- I want Arnold back.robotron3k
- Trump is the 7 minute abs of Presidents.detritus
- Looks genius compared to his other nominees.formed
- ^ that's the dangerous part. he's a fool with a wizened varnish. people believe his nonsenseGnash
- Gnash0
The Darker Side of Leonard Cohen
How the myth of the male genius shields our cultural heroes from scrutiny
https://thewalrus.ca/the-darker-…
- fu myra. Beautiful Losers is a brilliant bookGnash
- What book is that?teh
- https://www.leonardc…Gnash
- https://en.wikipedia…Gnash
- exhume the corpse of Cohen and put it on trial for ideological crimes against #MeTooGnash
- lazy writing. denunciate the heretic by bolting boilerplate phrases together, with a scattering of examples from the oeuvre of the accused.Gnash
- ... move on to next victim, apply same woke formula.Gnash
- Can't wait until she discovers Bukowski :)Gnash