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- scarabin0
2000. my second job doing digital retouching for a photo studio. (first was roller coaster operator at an amusement park)
got fired for coming in at noon and leaving around 3-4pm to do awful things with a girl i had just started seeing (my now girlfriend). it was a pretty shit job run by a bunch of wankers so i just quit caring
- Ambushstudio0
I used to work at this fancy hotel in NYC, and found the manager was stealing from out tips, fucking coke head bitch, so i did numbers from when she started working and it came up to around $400, I waited until she went into the managers office, walked in, locked the door behind me and told her I was either walking out of there with my $400, or I was going to jail, she started crying and tried to guilt trip me , and told me she had a problem BLAH BLAH BLAH, I didn't care, stood up for myself, went to get another manager and told on her. She got fired, and then I did too for threatening her, they were scared she was going to get legal on their ass... fucking coke head...
- I was a waiter... forgot to explain thatAmbushstudio
- Cold man. Poor girl was an addict, she needed help!CygnusZero4
- Yup, bitch needed help, I did too! fucking paying my bills!Ambushstudio
- CygnusZero40
^ The thing that really sucked about getting fired from there is my stepdads sister is married to the son of the guy Joel that owns Shop Rite, like........ all of them. He's one of the head honchos there, and I got the job directly through him.
- sorry was pointing at my previous post.CygnusZero4
- you're fired.fugged
- haha, thought you were implying you were the cokehead boss.dMullins
- fugged0
I've never been fired form a job before. However, when my oldest son was three, he use to fire me all the time.
Me: "Go to your room!"
Him: "You're FIRED!" *slams door
- vaxorcist0
been laid off a few times, never directly "fired" but I'm sure at l'm sure at least once it was a veiled "laid off"
- Well, thats whay all laid off are. You're basically just getting fired.CygnusZero4
- You've been fired 3 times, congrats. Nice resume bro. hehe jkCygnusZero4
- hey.... who cares, I never want another "real job" anyway.... being laid off was great!vaxorcist
- Im with you. I got laid off on 01 after 9-11, I took a 7 month vacation. Loved it.CygnusZero4
- In 2001 I meantCygnusZero4
- my last fulltime job was in 2006vaxorcist
- shellie0
Ive quit twice when I felt the axe coming down. Once some co-workers were conspiring against me for a power move up for themselves. The second time, I got a letter of reccomendation for a raise from one of my clients (at Disney) and they were so pissed, they had it out for me after that (I didn't ask for the letter either, it was offered). The only reason why they didn't fire me was because I could have sued both times for illegal dismissal. But, I felt hawk eyes waiting for any mistake. Looking back, I wish I would have let them get rid of me. I would have had a lawsuit on my hands. I've never done anything to deserve getting fired except maybe bodying my work better than the person next to me with the same job. That pisses insecure people off.
- ukit0
Like CygnusZero4 says, I don't think there's any actual legal difference between getting laid off and getting fired. More of a semantic difference.
In effect, there is only "getting fired." But you can say "I got laid off" as long as you didn't get caught injecting heroin in the bathroom or banging the boss' daughter or whatever.
- cannonball19780
The few times where it wasn't a fit or the culture sucked or whatever I usually quit before getting fired. It's pretty easy to see the writing on the wall and I'm too proactive to stagnate when I'd rather be moving forward.
- the culture war is usually why you get laid off and/or fired anyway...vaxorcist
- mg330
Someone should fire me right now for the farts I am releasing into the air in my cubicle. These walls cannot stop it!
- dMullins0
I have a shit ton of patience in the office environment. I've never actually been fired, but I have come extremely close to walking out one place in particular. After working for my last boss, I can most likely work anywhere and be happy for the rest of my life.
- duhsign0
never fired..."parted ways" once though : )
fired and laid off are same thing except for semantics. If you have been playing nice and they want you gone its called laid off, if you have pissed them off its called fired. Mine was extra rad, parting ways, they say nice things about me, I say nice things about them, we even refer each other for work still which is lovely...
The only firing that means anything is for proven and documented misconduct. That is the only thing, in California at least, that could prevent you from collecting unemployment.
- no where near the same thing. never been in a professional environment have you?logi
- hey logi, go fL|ck yourself...professio... enough for you?duhsign
- I agree with others, being fired and layed off are not the same.VikingKingEleven
- Fired = No Value
Laid off = Have Value but no money to pay.VikingKingEleven - most "professional" employers choose to give out only the bare minumum info...duhsign
- re: former employees to avoid defemation lawsuits.duhsign
- dates of employment, job title, and final salary...duhsign
- Exactlyukit
- UKV0
On my first day working as a valet many years ago, I wrecked a car racing another valet down thru the parking garage. I hit a pillar and creased the entire passenger side tip to tail just before I pulled up to the customer who was horrified (she heard the squealing tires). I had just moved back from Europe and claimed "lane ignorance". My manager laughed so hard he farted, and then gave me another chance. I still admire that dude.
- dnoobie0
I was fired for creating a "unhealthy" work environment. I was caught threatening co-workers with swift violence whenever they asked me a stupid question.
- caput580
A few years ago a company insisted on hiring me to do newsletter designs. Although I told them I work as a freelancer they still insisted I come in 2 days a week. And I did. The boss "designed" a newsletter template in PowerPoint and I made 3 options in PS. Boss chose option and I went on to code it. Then he asked for more options. I made a few more based on the one I coded. He still asked for more. So, I went on and scripted over 100 "options" with differences between them ever so slight. I sent him links and asked for a decision. I got fired.
- pango0
never been fired. everyone loves me.
- ThePublics0
1. Video store, 1999
Got the gig, then showed up looking and feeling like dogshit from too much cheap draught the night before. Walked in, laid down on the cold tile behind the camera. A manager was in the back and peeped me on CCTV. Cocksuckers let me go at lunch.
2. Media firm
After 6 months started taking girls back to the office late at night, telling them that my manager's space was mine. There was always champagne and beer in the fridge. Somehow they found out, the sneaky fucks.
- *behind the counterThePublics
- Prolly cause you drank all the champagne and beer.dMullins
- haha, I like how you blame the other guy in your last sentencesJaline
- forbes0
i got fired a couple months ago for doing freelance work on the side - but i was leaving anyway
but i am AMAZED i never got fired for posting this thread! http://www.qbn.com/topics/581201…
wonder how many can remember that thread - its a QBN classic for sure...