Fired
- Started 16 years ago
- Last post 14 years ago
- 61 Responses
- Llyod
who has been fired? not laid off, but fired. And for what?
- ********0
i was asked to leave burger king.
- Llyod0
1: not wanting to move to new england and telling someone the boss was asshole.
2) writing an email to my boss calling him a horse-faced asshole (half page of expletives)
3) for not pulling in business
4) for slacking off and not being able to turn a cartoon brush into a female without including a big rack
5) for being driven crazy and taking a swing at a coworker- 6) for spending the whole day on qbn.
:P******** - was this before or after the mental hospital?********
- beforeLlyod
- 6) for spending the whole day on qbn.
- brandelec0
i've seen it happen to someone who applied for a company listed 'confidential', which ended up being the company he was already working for
- kalkal0
I got fired from a place that recondition jet engine turbines. The mens toilets had been blocked for days and the plumer that came to fix them caused a sweage leak which covered about 10 square metres in the building. Raw stale sewage everywhere. They asked me to clean it up and I refused.
- No, I wasn't a janitorkalkal
- why you?brandelec
- Because I was new(ish) and they didn't want to make the cleaners do it (which had just come in!)kalkal
- The person who originally told me about it shouted to me "hey mark, there's a shit job for you to do over here!" ha...ha...kalkal
- Jet Turbine + hose = no more clogsJayCee
- Wow, I just noticed the spelling mistakes. I must replace this can of redbull with fosters.kalkal
- mg330
From my first job as a grocery store sacker/lackey for meowing like a cat at customers while hiding behind the vinyl double doors in the dairy department.
- ukit0
For posting too much on QBN
- ********0
I was jobbing in a sony entertainment distribution center as a teenager. It was the motherload, with the newest in Playstation games, audio CDs/Minidiscs, DVDs andsoforth. So I robbed them silly, was on my worst behaviour, but eventually got fired for pulling to many sick days.
- Horp0
I was bouncing a basketball in JDSports as I chatted to a customer (how fucking annoying must that have been anyway?), and one bounce went off slightly, hit the heel of a man walking past and bounced up and into the face of a woman sat trying trainers on. Direct hit. Blood everywhere.
- ...Jaline
- if this is true i would fucking loved to have been that guy whos heel it bounced off********
- monospaced0
"I used to work nights at hotcock.com. But then I got fired when my mom logged on."
— Mickey Avalon, Waiting to Die
- studderine0
I was just laid off on Monday! Never fired though, although when I was young I'm sure I gave employers enough ammo to shoot me with...fire me.
- Horp0
On a more topical note, I also got dismissed from Aboud-Sodano for not showing up to the studio's Christmas lunch.
- Jaline0
I think I stole stuff.
I can't be sure, as my memory has been erased.- THIEF! LOCK HER UP.Horp
- Jailbird Tuesdaylocustsloth
- Jaline!********
- hey there... just how i like them... bad and feistyCALLES
- It wasn't for attention. I felt like doing it, so I did it. After I turned 18 I knew I'd have to stop. Never think about it.Jaline
- ...so I wasn't addicted or anything. It's weird.Jaline
- I just emailed M this info.canuck
- Fanco0
i never got fired but i did fire some clients a few time. once it was one of my university teachers (this happened while i was still in school)
i remember once in high school when i worked at a grocery store. i quit and left a letter. the letter was copied and pasted from the internet. the manager started crying. she said it was the most sincere and lovely letter she ever read...
- RIZ0
I got fired for shagging the bosses wife at the Italian restaurant I was working at. She even taught me a thing or two...
- tank020
I got fired once for a conflict of interest, at my first job.