Cheesy Jokes that make me laugh
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- thumb_screws0
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
Doug
- What do you call a man withouth a shovel in his head?
Douglas
Un
- What do you call a man withouth a shovel in his head?
- thumb_screws0
What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum?
Warren
- organic_grid0
knock knock...
who's there?
Candy!
Candy Who?
Fuck you Candy!
- airey0
what's bit and white and if it fell out of a tree could kill you?
a fridge.
- 5timuli0
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What do you call a man withOUT a shovel in his head?Douglas.
- TheMagicSheep0
a termite walks into a bar and asks "where's the bartender?"
- organic_grid0
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: 2. One to get instructions from Karl Rove, and the other to blog about it!
- organic_grid0
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Under the Patriot Act, we don't have to tell you that.
- RoyBoyII0
Q. Why did the man take his suitcase to the toilet?
A. Because he was packing shit.
- scribbler0
Q. How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. I'm not changing anything.
- dskz0
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he's a fucking chicken shit.
- scribbler0
Two oranges in a bar.
One says to the other "you're round"
- DaveO0
Q. How many creative directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I dunno, what do you think?
- skt0
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs that has been swept out to sea?
bob.
- skt0
did you hear about the magic tractor?
it kept turning into a field.
- bulletfactory0
a dog limps into a bar and sits down. the bartender asks what he can do for him. the dog replies, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw"
- skt0
what have a potato and a turnip got in common?
neither of them can drive a tractor.
- thumb_screws0
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
- skt0
how do you make a dead dog float?
half dead dog, half ice cream.
- Dr_Rand0
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