Cheesy Jokes that make me laugh
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- invisiblechamber0
Irananreicherung
- works best in german (iranium enrichment).invisiblechamber
- << slip of the tongue in the newsinvisiblechamber
- threadkill?invisiblechamber
- philipdrumman0
ha ha
This whole thread is totally wocka wocka
- murphy0
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Because of the drizzle.
- handsomeboy0
a duck walks into a bar and orders a pint.
bartender says $4.
duck says put it on my bill.
- dskz0
Today I ran out of cotton balls.
My finger smells.
- linearch0
(you) knock knock
(them) who's there
(you) the interrupting cow
(them) the interruptin..(you) MOOOOOOOOO
- MrMackem0
Whats french and shags your mam?
Bonjour!
- MrMackem0
Whats long, pink and hangs out ya pants?
Ya mam.
- scribbler0
Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
- wrong0
A man takes his cat to the vet, and explains, "My cat has had diarrhea for 2 months. I don't know what to do." The doctor asks, "Well what have you been feeding it?" The man replies, "Diarrhea."
- Rushmore0
Can we keep these going? They might be the only thing I wake up for every morning.
- jaylarson0
What do you call a ____ with no arms and legs
woman on a tennis court with no arms and legs: Annette
woman on the beach.... sandy
man in a hole...Phil
man on a rope behind a speed boat: skip
Dog with no legs: doesn't matter he wont come to you anyways
man leaning against a wall: art
- big-papes0
Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
- dopepope0
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby with tits.
- murphy0
Did you hear about the tempura half-way house?
It's for lightly battered women.
- epigraph0
whats the difference between jam and jelly?
you don't jelly a dick up your ass...
- dskz0
"I thought you were gay"
"why?"
"your funny"
- Jnr_Madison0
What's hard and tastes like cock?
My cock in your mouth.
- cursiveshotgun0
whats funnier then a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.