Cheesy Jokes that make me laugh
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- airey0
what's bit and white and if it fell out of a tree could kill you?
a fridge.
- 5timuli0
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What do you call a man withOUT a shovel in his head?Douglas.
- kerraaang0
A little polar bear asks his mother, "are you sure that I am 100% pure polar bear?" She replies, "Yes, I believe so, but ask your grandfather he'll know for sure."
The little polar bears goes to the grand pa and asks, "grandpa, am I 100% pure polar bear?"
Grandpa says "Of course. Why do you ask?"
"Because I'm freeeeezing."- i tell it a bit different but that's one of my favorite jokes.grunttt
- dskz0
I ran out of toilet paper today so I used cotton balls.
They were surprisingly effective.
- kerraaang0
Two frogs are hopping along and one of them says "ribbit"
The other stops. "weird. I was just going to say that."
- Rushmore0
Can we keep these going? They might be the only thing I wake up for every morning.
- CALLES0
hillary concedes!!!
HA! gotcha!
- murphy0
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Because of the drizzle.
- dskz0
This deadline is as unrealistic as Indiana jones 4!
- TheMagicSheep0
a termite walks into a bar and asks "where's the bartender?"
- organic_grid0
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: 2. One to get instructions from Karl Rove, and the other to blog about it!
- organic_grid0
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Under the Patriot Act, we don't have to tell you that.
- philipdrumman0
ha ha
This whole thread is totally wocka wocka
- RoyBoyII0
Q. Why did the man take his suitcase to the toilet?
A. Because he was packing shit.
- dskz0
I have corn on the cobb and Im not afraid to use it.
- RIZ0
Whats brown and sits in the corner.
A naughty poo!
- wrong0
A man takes his cat to the vet, and explains, "My cat has had diarrhea for 2 months. I don't know what to do." The doctor asks, "Well what have you been feeding it?" The man replies, "Diarrhea."
- scribbler0
Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
- DogsBreath0
What do you call a boomerang that does'nt come back?
A stick