Cheesy Jokes that make me laugh
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- cursiveshotgun
What's Brown and sticky?
A stick
- RIZ0
Whats brown and sits in the corner.
A naughty poo!
- DogsBreath0
What do you call a boomerang that does'nt come back?
A stick
- doesnotexist0
what's black and blue and sits in a corner?
a back of dead babies
- doesnotexist0
grasshopper walks into a bar, bartender says, "hey we have a drink named after you!" grasshopper says, "you have a drink named Kevin?"
hahahahahahahahha, gets me everytime
- DogsBreath0
A dyslexic man walks into a bra..
- elahon0
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
- autoflavour0
What does George Bush use for contraception?
His personality.
- Rincks0
What sound does a cow with no lips make?
oooooooo
- mimeartist0
What goes ha ha bonk?
A man laughing his head off
- JoshClancy0
What do a tree and a dog have in common?
BARK! LOLOLOLOLOL
- uncle_helv0
How do you make a bear cross?
Nail two together!
- Dr_Rand0
lol--stick jokes
- capn_ron0
what's the best time to go to the dentist?
tooth-hurty.
- DogsBreath0
What do you call a Deer with no eyes...
No idea...
- No ideaRdoesnotexist
- Thank you for the clarification.blaw
- DogsBreath0
What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea...
- DogsBreath0
What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs and no penis?
Still no fucking idea...
- doesnotexist0
What has no arms and no legs and lays in front of your door?
Matt
- Ranger0
two budgies sitting on a perch.
one says to the other, can you smell fish?
- 5timuli0
What do you call a fly with no legs?
A walk.
- don't you mean with no wings?dopepope
- FAILRincks
- hahahahahaaahandsomeboy
- Jnr_Madison0
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What do you call a walk with no legs.A sit.