Cheesy Jokes that make me laugh
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- dskz0
This deadline is as unrealistic as Indiana jones 4!
- dskz0
I have corn on the cobb and Im not afraid to use it.
- BattleAxe0
KNOCK KNOCK:
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue!
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson!
- loaf0
2 guys walk into a bar... third one ducks..
- hahacursiveshotgun
- had to look up 'bar' first, then lol.invisiblechamber
- barbtastic0
dead baby jokes are my fave
- Rushmore0
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a meal from the waiter. After he eats he gets up, shoots the waiter and heads towards the front door. A man gets up and yells "hey! whats your problem?!" and the panda replies "im a panda, look it up!" the man grabs a dictionary from the bar and looks up panda, it says "Panda. A black and white bearlike mammal. Eats shoots and leaves."
- lolinvisiblechamber
- excellent
al_la - LOL.JOSF
- i have a book about grammar with this joke as the title http://www.amazon.ca…eighteen
- Rushmore0
Two ions are talking. One ion says "Hey, I think I lost an electron..." The other ion replies "Are you sure?" and the first ion says "Yeah, I'm positive."
- digdre0
do you fuck horses?
-pardon?
yeaa pardon
- cursiveshotgun0
whats funnier then a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
- Jnr_Madison0
What's hard and tastes like cock?
My cock in your mouth.
- dskz0
"I thought you were gay"
"why?"
"your funny"
- epigraph0
whats the difference between jam and jelly?
you don't jelly a dick up your ass...
- murphy0
Did you hear about the tempura half-way house?
It's for lightly battered women.
- dopepope0
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby with tits.
- big-papes0
Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
- jaylarson0
What do you call a ____ with no arms and legs
woman on a tennis court with no arms and legs: Annette
woman on the beach.... sandy
man in a hole...Phil
man on a rope behind a speed boat: skip
Dog with no legs: doesn't matter he wont come to you anyways
man leaning against a wall: art
- Rushmore0
Can we keep these going? They might be the only thing I wake up for every morning.
- wrong0
A man takes his cat to the vet, and explains, "My cat has had diarrhea for 2 months. I don't know what to do." The doctor asks, "Well what have you been feeding it?" The man replies, "Diarrhea."
- scribbler0
Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
- MrMackem0
Whats long, pink and hangs out ya pants?
Ya mam.