Tell me a Funny joke.
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- Kiko0
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a building site. The foreman points to a pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says, "You do the shovelling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "I have to leave for a bit. I expect you to make a dent in the pile there."
When he returns the sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear."
Then the foreman asks the Irishman why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."The foreman storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the second. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "supplies!"
- Kiko0
what do you call a dear with no eyes
no Idea
- ********0
for the dutches:
- do you fuck horses?
- pardon
- yeaaa pardon
- ********0
A man goes for a job interview at a call centre in india..
One of the questions was "construct a sentence with the words green pink and yellow in it"
So he thinks for a while and then replies..
"Well, the phone goes green green I pink it up and say yellow?"
- ********0
Why did Dave buy a playstation?
Cos he fuckin wanted one
- i love pointless shit like this for some reason.********
- i love pointless shit like this for some reason.
- Benja820
a man walks into a bar and confidently says to the barman
"i could have any woman in here"
the barman asks why
the guy leans over the bar and says
"Im a rapist"
- 7point340
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- holy shit - i was just about to post the exact same thingbulletfactory
- hahahaha i figured someone would have beaten me actually7point34
- ********0
A guy is bitten by a bee on his Dick, so his wife took him to doctor...
Wife says to doctor; Only cure the pain, let their be the swelling.....LOL
- creative-0
I was out driving the other day when I ran into the back of of the car in front of me. Properly smashed the poor bugger's car up. Anyway, the car door opens and this dwarf gets out and says to me "I am not happy". I said to him "So which one are you?"
- JOSF0
Children’s TV presenter Mark Speight has been found hanging out the back of Paddington.
The little bear is said to be shaken and sore but in good spirits.
- JOSF0
Austrian women are like a fine wine ....
Best enjoyed after first maturing them in your cellar
- tasty0
I bumped this thread for hammerofdawn.
buck up little camper, we'll beat this slope together.
- instrmntl0
more!
- mattiaBK0
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
- detritus0
Two blonde essex girls...
Walk into a department store, They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Debs sprays it on her wrist and smells it. "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace"
"Yeah what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi ladies is French for 'come to me'"
Debs takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"