Tell me a Funny joke.
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- ItTango0
...I told him.
"Son, today just isn't your day".Jeez!
Why does "pedophilia" always win?
What's wrong with us?*emails Crouwel's joke to about 20 folk
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A woman has been in a coma for 3 months, showing no signs of recovery.
One day, whilst giving her a bed bath, the nurse notices that there is a flicker on the monitor when they are cleaning her cunt.
The doctors send for her husband and tactfully explain the situation suggesting that he tries oral sex to see if it gets a bigger response. So the medical staff draw the curtains to give him some privacy and await developements.
After about five minutes all the monitors suddenly go berserk and they rush in to find the woman stone dead.
"What happened?" demands a doctor...
"Dunno, reckon she mighta choked" comes the reply
Crouwel
(Aug 30 07, 11:59)bwahahahaha!!
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what's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
the little boy in the boot of my car.
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So a guy walks into a doctors with a giant orange head and the dr goes,
"fucking hell, what happened to you?"
to which the man replies,
"well, i was walking on the beach when i tripped over a lamp, naturally i gave it a wee rub just to see what would happen and sure enough a genie popped out and granted me three wishes"
"so, what did you wish for" asks the dr
"well", says the man, "my first wish was for all the money i could ever need, which sure enough i recieved, and for my second wish i asked for someone to love me forever, the genie sorted that out too"
"so what the fuck happened" asks the dr...
"well, this is where i think i went wrong, for my third wish i wished for a giant orange head."
- I love this joke. You posted it awhile ago and I use it to get the wonderful response from people I like.********
- Miffed wonderment.********
- I love this joke. You posted it awhile ago and I use it to get the wonderful response from people I like.
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i still don't get that one.
maybe because i am foreign,
or maybe because there is nothing to get and that is simply the joke..
- ********0
this one is 70 years old:
an old shepard comes down from the mountains and rents a taxi in the village to take him to his destiny. It was a brand new mercedes, the first he'd ever seen, and the emblem was really shiny at the front.
the shepard was amazed and asked. "Mr., please, tell me what's that shiny steel thing at the front of the vehicle?"
the bored taxi-driver decided to make fun of him for a while and said: "it's a target-point."
"A target-point? What's a Target-point?"
"Well, when you want to hit someone with the car - you just aim the star to the person and you accelerate keeping it in target."
"I'm not getting it", said the shepard.
The driver was amused now. "No? Well, I'll show you how it works. You see that old lady in the side-walk? Well let's run over her just for fun!!", and he bolted the mercedes into the terrified old lady a few meters in front.
Just when the mercedes was about to hit the poor old lady, the driver swiftly gets the car on the road again.
But at the same moment, a loud bang was heard and the old lady landed dead on the hood of the car, then falling on the road.
and the shepard shouts: "Target-point my arse! If I had not open the door you would have missed her.
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hahaha
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Why do women wear make-up and perfume ?
Because they're ugly and they smell.
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Two aunts were walking down the quay and one exclaims:
"oh dear... look... horrible... a dead seagull!"
The blonde aunt looks up and around the sky: "oh my god - where?"
- dijitaq0
a child comes home from school excited and told her mom, "mom guess what? i can count better than anyone in class" She starts counting then asked her mom "is it because i'm blonde?". her mom replies "yes dear, it's because you're blonde".
the next day she comes home excited again. "mom my teacher says i can recite the alphabet better than anyone in my class." she asks again "is it because i'm blonde?" her my replies "yes dear".
the following day she comes home even more excited. "mom after gym class today i realize that these are bigger than anyone else in class." she says while looking at her boobs. she asks "is it because i'm blonde?"
her mom replies "no dear it's because you're 25"
- Raniator0
I was asked to do a 10k 'Fun Run'. I said "piss off". They said "come on, it's for spastics and blind kids". Then I thought... fuck it, I could win this.
- JerseyRaindog0
...I told him.
"Son, today just isn't your day".Jeez!
Why does "pedophilia" always win?
What's wrong with us?*emails Crouwel's joke to about 20 folk
What do paedo's do after a dinner party?
Pass round the under eights.
- Dancer0
Englishman, Irishman, scotsman walk into a bar.
Bar says:"What is this.. a fucking joke?"
- elahon0
I need a laugh. BUMP!
- moamoa0
Who died earlier is longer dead...
- tasty0
A man went to see his doctor.
"You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said.
The man asked, "Why?"
The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"
- kupia0
Two fish are in a tank
one says "I'll man the guns, you drive"
- gramme0
Q. Why don't more southern women attend orgies?
A. Too many thank you notes.
- Llyod0
Hi neighbors, I'm new. Can you recommend a good restaurant for chinese? Candy?
Fuck you, Candy.
- kupia0
Two cannibals eating a clown
one says "does this taste funny to you?"