Tell me a Funny joke.
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An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a building site. The foreman points to a pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says, "You do the shovelling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "I have to leave for a bit. I expect you to make a dent in the pile there."
When he returns the sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear."
Then the foreman asks the Irishman why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."The foreman storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the second. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "supplies!"