Tell me a Funny joke.
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- clumsy
corny ones are cool too.
- harlequino0
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Go fuck yourself.
* my favorite joke, btw
- blaw0
i saw this yesterday and it cracked me up.
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yoga, the easy way.
it took 8 years of practice to do this asana:
it took only 8 pegs of whiskey to do this asana:
- ********0
haha blaw
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- ********0
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think:
(a) You need more time together,
(b) She's a prude, or
(c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?
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Why is Michael Jackson like caviar?
Both come on little white crackers.
- Momentum20
Why did the little girl fall of the swings?
Because she had no arms!
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What do you call an epileptic in a wheelchair?
A Transformer!
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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over!
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laughing at the expense of the disabled, right?
how lame..
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
Oy whats your disability?
I said "Tourettes! now fuck off you cunt!"
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Two spastics go up to an ice cream van and say "Can we have a couple of 99's please?"
Ice cream man says "Certainly, would you like chocolate sauce or strawberry sauce?"
They say "It doesn't really matter, mate... we're gonna drop 'em anyway"
- Momentum20
hah Crouwel, hope that was sarcasm ;)
If not, please push another old lady for me :)
- jox0
I said "Tourettes! now fuck off you cunt!"
Crouwel
(Aug 30 07, 11:31HAHAHaa!
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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off."
- ross0
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think:
(a) You need more time together,
(b) She's a prude, or
(c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?
Crouwel
(Aug 30 07, 11:24)haha... thanks for that.
- Momentum20
A couple was having their baby on april 1st. Doctor says" PUUUSH, PUUSSHHH... I see the head"
The baby comes out and the doctor grabs the little baby and starts throwing it against the wall, throws it on the floor and starts stomping on it.
The couple goes hysterical... "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
The doctor then starts laughing!
"HAHAHA APRILLLLL FOOOLLLS, YOUR BABY WAS ALREADY DEAD!"oh man that was bad :/ sorry heh