Roommate Stories?
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My roomate in college (freshman dorm) came home shit faced and passed out in his bed one night. We had bunk beds and he face planted in the lower bunk so hard he woke me up in the top bunk. I looked at the clock and it said 3am, then went back to sleep.
Later, I awake to what I think is water gushing under my door, like someone is playng a prank on us (we were notorious pranksters on our floor - revenge was constant). I jump down, hit the floor, slip, and crack my head on the side of the bunk.
All I see is stars and I'm soaking wet. Its dark but I make my way to the door and fling it open. No one was there. That's when I first recognized the smell.
My roomate had been steadily vomiting on the floor for at least 20 minutes. It was now 4 in the morning, I'm covered in vomit and bleeding from the back of my head. John, my roomate had only managed to move a few inches to get his head over the side of the matress to puke on the floor, oh yeah, and into my half full laundry basket that was under the bunks.
I try and wake him but he's comatose, but still puking. I put the trash can under his head, take a shower, mop the floor, go down stairs to wash my clothes with just enough time to make it to my Biology lab at 8am.
When I get back around 2pm from my classes, I find a note from him.
"Sorry about last night man - I owe you one. Went to Chapel Hill for a Halloween Party. See ya Sunday night. John.
John wound up dropping out after 1st semester and I had a new roomate waiting for me after Xmas break.
After all that, I still thought he was a pretty nice guy - but that was definitely the craziest thing that ever happened to me with a roomate.