Inconvenient Giggles
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- mg330
"my roommate just says "Damn it" and walks out of the room."
LOL
Makes me think of that Seinfeld ep. where George and Jerry go meet Elaine's dad, and he's so gruff and bitter. Jerry goes to the bathroom, then George goes to find him and says "Thanks alot!"
- wetterink0
i have often wondered how many times midgets walk into a room and people giggle, look at their friends, or stare at the floor
i feel bad looking back.
- tank020
dude.happenend last week.
our meeting room is next to the studio, but its a glass wall between them.
we usaully seat the clients away from that wall.so i was sitting there talking to a client..al of a sudden one of my coworkers appear from behind him(still behind the glass wall) wearing a zorro mask.that was hilarious...damn...hard not burst out laughing.
- todelete__20
Most of you know I lost a Grandfather and Grandmother in 2005.
At my Grandmothers wake we were all of course pretty devastated and the mood was very somber.
When the service was about over the priest asked if there was anyone in the Church who had a special moment or story they would like to share about Mary.
This story popped into my mind and I spit out a little giggle then held it in as the story ran through my mind. As I'm reliving it it's getting harder and harder to keep it in. I look up and I start to notice a few people around me turn and give me a sort of bad smirk, so, I sucked it up and stood up to tell the story. This is the story I told...
Everyone knows my Grandmother was a fantastic cook. Hands down the best stuffing on the planet that I had ever had. For years I looked forward to every holiday and special occasion so I could go over to Grandmothers house to eat the stuffing. And, also as you all know she kept her recipe closely guarded and never once gave it out. Well, actually once she did. To me. (at this point there were a few small gasps in the crowd).
When I finally went away to college and started cooking on my own I finally got up enough courage to ask for her recipe cause I loved the stuffing so well. She looked at me and knew I was a broke starving student and wanted to help me out. So she leaned in close and whispered... "Ok, but you MUST promise never to reveal my secret" I agreed.
So she shuffles over to the cupboard and starts moving food items aside reaching towards the back for what I could only imagine was a cookbook generations old. Then.... she pulls out a stovetop stuffing box and throws it into my chest.
"Add water" she says.
The entire Church errupted with laughter.
To this day I giggle about that evening with her every time I see the add on TV or eat stuffing.
- CaP0
i was with 4 friends, we were all 17 and drinking on the beach (in chile is illegal to drink before 18, plus it's illegal to drink on the street). so this cops arrive, we were already more than tipsy, so they ask us "gently" to come with them, so they could call our parents to come and get us.
so we were there, sitting on a bench, with this bad-tempered cop looking at us and telling us off, and one of my friends was really drunk (and holding my sweater, btw), and he looks at me with glassy eyes and mutters something that later i recall us "i'm sorry"... and he throws up ON my sweater, trying to use it as bag.
obviuosly it didn't work, so vomit was everywhere on the police station, we were laughing out loud at my friend and at the cop (bye bye to all solemnity). when we calmed, the cop, looking really angry, made my friend clean everything.
one of the square tiles of the floor was broken in 3 parts (forming 3 simple triangles), so all the puke went under it. my friend (still very drunk) though it would be a great idea to get the pieces off, clean the vomit and then put the pieces again. the plan went sweet until the "put the pieces again" bit came. he couldn't, and again, bursting laughs...
- mg330
A few weeks ago someone was going #2 in a restroom stall on our floor. We share a restroom with another tenant.
They got a phone call (I can't believe people answer their phones in the bathroom...) and actually talked briefly before trying to end the call and saying "I'm outside a meeting right now."
I quickly rolled up my sleeve and blew a ridiculiously sick fart on my arm, followed by a "Uoohhh" groan/grunt.
I hear the person say "I gotta go, I'll call you back."
Tried so hard not to laugh out loud thinking that the person on the call heard this big flatulance blast.
- gruntt0
HAHAHA mg!
- magicpatch0
heh
- skelly0
I usually listen to music in my studio classes. Well Dane Cook's bathroom skit came on and I was practically in tears by the time I realized I should turn it off. I took off my headphones and the room was dead silent. I spent the next hour trying to suppress the giggles.
That stuff happens to me all the time I can hardly remember all the stories. I usually never get enough sleep so I'm so delerious I find the stupidest thing hilarious.
- mg330
Speaking of midgets, I always think it would be funny if they just wore normal size clothes.
- jakeyj0
OMG! I had the same thing with that Dane Cook skit!
I was listening to it at work and it came on and I was trying so hard to surpress a giggle. Then a client came around on a tour and I was introduced and my stomach was just burning holding it back. I managed to not make eye contact and held it till they moved on!
eye contact just opens the flood gates.
- peteski0
Flyin back from London on a packed Virgin Atlantic flight with like 600 people on board last wednesday, me and wifey synchronized our video players and watched The 40 Year Old Virgin together. When it got to the part about his gf being a grandma
"You should fuck her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday"
we lost it for five minutes straight.
- -scarabin-0
in boy scouts as a kid we were chosen to represent our state or some bullshit in a pledge of allegiance thing on stage at this big event.
so we're up on stage and this woman starts this horrible squawking that's supposed to be singing and i'm trying my damndest not to laungh. the woman sounded like a chicken being mutilated. i glance over and see one of my friends trying to hold it in as well and i just lost it. both of us. on stage. laughing our asses off at this woman.
- mg330
OMG I just sang the word "Notorious!" out loud in a falsetto like in the intro to that Eddie Murphy comedy show.
- Mal0
After my fathers death we (about 12 family members) took my fathers ashes to his fav fishing spot in Scotland. We gathered on the rocks and my Brother (the eldest) cast the ashes upon the water. It was at that moment a gust of wind blew tha ashes straight back in our direction hitting my brother full in the face and coating the rest of us with the dearly departed. So 3 carloads of greiving relatives are all cracking up as we took most of him home again in our hair and on our clothes.
He was a funny guy and certainly got the last laugh.
- spongebob0
Last time I went to a couple who had just had a baby.
The girls were like cooing the baby saying "isn't he just like his daddy?"
I thought about how the dad was ugly, and the baby was worse. Couldn't stop giggling and I had to leave the room.
- skelly0
Oh! I thought of another...
My teacher could never pronounce this asian kid's name in drawing class. Whenever we got to his sketchbook she would always call him Wang Chung (not even close to his real name!).
I'd lose it every time! But luckily so did most other people.
- kyl30
several days ago at my lease signing, in classic boulder/berkeley synchronicity, my new property manager named gaia powers(earth powers) paused halfway thru and said she needed to hit her peppermint vial. Just about lost it.
- mg330
Peppermint Vial? WHAT!
- spongebob0
My female colleague just said "I like to eat salty stuff" and I burst out laughing.
It took her a while to figure out.