Inconvenient Giggles
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- mg33
I was just in a meeting with three web consultants. Me, my boss, our IT Directory, and the consultants.
About 15 minutes into the meeting, I start feeling like I'll have to go #1 soon, and for some reasons the words "Bladder Blaster" pop into my head.
I then thought of everything a "bladder blaster" could be, and fur the next 45 minutes did everything in my power to hold back a gigantic ear to ear grin and erupting laughter.
------So let's hear your stories of trying not to laugh in meetings, church, funerals, baptisms, etc.
- Momentum0
i remember in elementary school we would have to each read about 2 paragraphs out loud... so when it was the person next to me's turn i would close their book in the middle of the reading!!! haha i would have to try my hardest not to laugh, then that person gets in trouble for just stopping LOL
- Rand0
on the way to my father's cremation we got lost in the cemetary and started laughing uproariously, even though we were all heartbroken
- algorithm0
back in college a kc cryp broke into my room while i was in the house. Stole all my cds and stereo, then took off running.
Tuens out two little rugrats told me it was jose a couple of doors down. Cops come and foot chase ensues, i am just sitting back watching the sporting event. Then Jose's already too baggy dickies fall down and help him land on his face.
I was by the cop car laughing my ass off as they hog tied him and launched him in the car. The cops repeatedly told me to shut up , but I jsut stood there laughing at jose. Cops said to get back inside before his homeboys saw me flipping off their boy and laughing at him.
also fucker left a shitty 2 Live crew cd in my stereo when I got it back...
- gruntt0
once my wife and i were on a flight back from boston. not many people were on the flight so we each occupied a row of seats on opposite sides of the isle. i look over at her and she has her eyes crossed and her hand up as if she's trying to get the flight attendant's attention. but because her eyes were crossed she would look about 6 inches to the left from my face and i died laughing.
sometimes that memory will pop into my head and i'lll start giggling.
- mg330
More! :D
- harlequino0
Not really innapropriate but...
There is an annoying trend in the NY area of upscale jappy women wearing fuzzy native american looking boots. About an hour ago, I was standing in a Starbucks waiting for my coffee since they were brewing fresh. Four of these chicks were in line, one after another, each wearing big fuzzy furry boots. I couldn't stop laughing. I looked like a mental patient probably.
- peteski0
Took a date to see a "new age" sortof concert @ St. John the Devine in NYC. Wild shit, giant Japanese drums, some interesting noise. Then, came time for these Aussie or NZ trumpeters using 4' long long glass tubes. They started at the back of the church, which is HUGE if you dont know it, and every three steps or so up the aisle, they'd stop and blow - sounding like blowing into a mail tube, just gargling.
Everytime they'd blow, we'd start uncontrollable giggling.
And being that we're in the front pews, it took like 45 minutes before they got up to the front (and stop).
Fuckin torture.
- todelete__20
When I first got hired here I was in my first department meeting. It was running long so I was instant messaging my girlfriend at the time that I'd be a bit late for our lunch meeting. She was like "I'm in the parking lot now walking up, what should I do?" and I said, "I know, I can see you. Look up to your left and we're in that room. See me?" and she's like "Yes. Watch this" and she proceeds to start dancing in the parking lot like the drunk Elaine. She kept dancing and dancing and I'm trying my hardest not to laugh. The excecutive of our department was lecturing and there were only 2 or 3 of us that could see out the window. I was trying my hardest not to laugh, then all of a sudden the excec was like "Is that girl having a seizure?!?" and I couldn't hold it in anymore.
- gruntt0
LOL! kona
- wetterink0
one christmas eve i go to my college roomate's church, because he is playing one of the wisemen and i thought it would be funny to see.
15 minutes before it starts his gf comes to tell me they are missing a wiseman and asked if i can step in for him. i only had to stand up there with them for the manger scene as the preacher gave us directions as he told the story of Jesus being born.
so...cut to me, my roomate and another friend in costume and standing in front of the whole church. the preacher says:
"And the wise men looked upon the baby Jesus and beheld His glory."
The 3 of us look at the baby at the same time and what do we see...A fucking Pound Puppy doll wrapped in a blanket.
The 3 of us look away very fast and just stare at the floor the whole time....holding in laughter. We knew if we made eye contact we were dead.
It was going well unitl my roommate's (who was kneeling before the puppy) shoulders started to shake from where he was holding in the giggles. This made me want to giggle even harder.
Then his preacher started to stutter and I lost it.
I just started to loose it cause I
- mg330
When I was a kid, I went to a church piano recital that a friend of mine was playing in.
I was sitting in the pew with his mom and dad, little sister and 5 year old brother. Dead silent in there save for the piano playing.
His little brother started fiddling with this book holder built into the back of the pew in front. He puts his hand inside, and it's carpeted.
He looks up with this grin and does one of these little kid laughs, very deep and repetetive and a bit evil, and says:
"It's fury." "Huh-huh-huh-huh(laughter)
"Like a beaver." (squeeky long laugh from him that his Mom had to tell him to be quiet.)OH MY GOD. When he said "like a beaver" I thought I was going to lose it. I think I was 11 or 12. I seriously almost blurted out laughing so hysterically, they probably would have killed me.
- JazX0
I once laughed at my sister's wedding. At the dorks on the other side of the church, that her husband had befriended.
A bit innappropriate and people turned back and gave me a dirty look. hehehe
- mg330
Finish the story wetterink!! That has me laughing out loud right now!!!!
Good one too Kona!
Reminds me of...
- stevegee0
LOL at K0NA's girl, that's hilarious!
Here's mine:
I met my wife online (before it was trendy) and when she moved to NJ from LI I took her to her first day of work at her new job... so we walk in the lobby and I'm walking behind her to meet everyone and this is her first face to face with the president, who cam out to greet her, she (my wife now) lunges forward with hand out to shake and slips on wet floor. SHe literally flew in the air and in slow motion both feet were above her head and she lands on her ass. Everyone, including the pres and I were laughing our asses off.
Sometimes, for a kick, I'll walk into the room the wife's in and reinact it, we bust out laughing each time. Never gets old.
- wetterink0
we laughed out loud for a couple seconds and then went back to holding it in. which made it harder to do.
i didn't know anyone there and we left right afterwards.
- gruntt0
eating at a restaurant with my dad, brother (he's 4 years older), stepmother (at the time) and younger stepsister ("). I was about 13. My stepsister had desert. Pudding with whip cream and a cherry on top. She picked up the cherry and asked rather loudly, "Who wants to eat my cherry?"
My brother and i looked at each other with "omg" eyes about to die.
- mg330
In high school, when I was a senior I was in Physics, and it was mostly all sophmores in that class.
My best friend got out earlier than me, and would often walk by the class door doing something funny.
I had this white one-piece zip up lab suit that my stepdad gave me. They wear them over business suits in labs and clean environments. Like this except for the head part:
My friend had it, as well as my chemistry goggles that I had colored black except for tiny 1/4 slits horizontally so you could see out of them. They looked totally bizzarre, in fact my chemistry teacher from the year before made me buy new ones because she said they were "ruined and unsafe." LOL
So my friend walks into my physics class in the white suit and goggles. We had a substitute that day.
He walks in slowly and walks right up to her and says
"Tell me where the lab is."The whole classroom is trying to hold back laughter, or else they're just really confused.
The substitute says "I think it's next door."
My friend then says "Now I can do my experiments."
Turns around and slowly walks out.Everyone knew he was my friend, and I almost blew a gasket sitting there trying to play it off.
- mg330
LMAO gruntt!!!
WTF I am not going to be able to stop laughing.
Damn you!!!!!!!!!!
- todelete__20
HAHAHHAHAHAHA!
OMG THESE ARE ALL GOLD! GOLD!
- wetterink0
i do have another story involving the same roommate and myself. it is not as good as the last one, but here it goes.
his gf was in singing competitions in college. a lot of them were held in local high schools. we went once to support her and all that crap. at these things you go from classroom to classroom for the different "events".
we kind of giggled through first cpl events at different ppl that thought they were really good. the guys were always the hardest not to laugh at.
well...his gf saw us and told us she didn't want to catch us again acting like idiots...she was a drama queen. my buddy told her not to worry and swore we would behave.
when we went to the next room my friend suggested we sit apart. i agreed and i sat two desks behind him...leaving an empty seat between us.
we thought we were going to be alright. until a freaking midget walks in and sits right between us.
my roommate just says "Damn it" and walks out of the room.
I am left there laughing until my guts ache.