Inconvenient Giggles
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- kyl30
aroma therapy
BTW, boulder has been called the berkeley of the midwest but I haven't more than a fair share of hippies here. But then again I lived next to berkeley almost all my life so they blend in to my conscious seemlessly.
- kingjulien0
I was one of two white guys on my high school basketball team, the other being a seven foot center who would go on to play Division 1 ball. For most of the season we were the best team in the state, and ranked eigth nationally, although in the section playoffs we were upset a game before we were set to play Los Alamitos, a team led by a lightning quick point guard named Jason Kidd.
Because of the racial dynamic I had a unique perspective on the world. Every day in practice was a challenge, as I was constantly forced to prove my worthiness. On the back of the bus during road trips the shit-talking was done in jest, but it was always nasty, and yet during games or on campus, if anybody fucked with me, these very same guys were the first ones to have my back.
A few minutes ago at the video store, I ran into one of the other point guards on the team, this guy who I used to get high with before practice. I hadn't seen this dude in thirteen years, and yet from across the room I heard this "Yo Rob", followed by a warm smile as he walked over. During the course of catching up, actually within the first two minutes, he talked of his four kids. I congratulated him on being "so productive", which led him to mention that he had just had his sperm count checked at the local clinic. I thought this was an odd detail to tell someone you haven't seen in years, but he went on to cover his vasectomy too - how he was concerned that despite the procedure, he might get his wife pregnant again, thus the need to check his count from time to time - just to be safe.
The whole time he discussed this - in an all too comfortable manner - he was grabbing his crotch openly, saying things like "It's all good, I'm keeping it real, it didn't hurt at all" while yanking his johnson really aggressively. I tried not to notice but he kept doing it, and at a certain point when an elderly woman walked down the same aisle and looked at me with horror during one particularly fanatic tug, I just keeled over in laughter.
It's been a long time since I've hung out in the scene, and it was cool to run into an old pal, but at the same time I've gone in a certain direction and a lot of these fellas seem to have remained the same, and sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who thinks that it's best to keep certain details private.
Perhaps I'm just a prude.
- designerror0
ME and 2 buddies went on a plane some years ago heading off to Toronto. When all 3 of us were getting really drunk on the steady stream of bloody marys, they put
O' Brother, Where art thou' on..We were all 3 pissing our pants while the rest of the plane were really pissed off at us for being loud of noisy.. I hate people like that
.. But the best part was that the steward kept the BM's coming faster and faster.. Trying to get us piss drunk so we would sleep... and he succeded.. that fucking bastard got us so drunk it took us over 5 hours to get through customs becase they were sure we were on drugs and what not..
- skelly0
i find that silence makes me giggle. does that happen to anyone else? like the fact that it's silent is enough to make me find humor in pretty much anything.
- spongebob0
i find that silent farting makes me giggle. does that happen to anyone else? like the fact that it's silent is enough to make me find humor in pretty much anything.
skelly
(Jan 24 06, 19:41)
- visualplane0
I remember playing baseball in junior high, and my best friend was pitching the ball. I whacked it really hard, and it flew right to his nuts. That was the funniest thing in the world, and he was mad at me for almost laughing. It was really hard holding it in.
- elahon0
I whacked it really hard, and it flew right to his nuts. It was really hard holding it in.
visualplane
(Jan 24 06, 20:04)
- skelly0
no. i would never say that. audible farts are much funnier. like when my teacher would do it every week in front of the whole class. but that wasn't so much inconvenient as it was just funny.