Inconvenient Giggles
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- mg330
Speaking of midgets, I always think it would be funny if they just wore normal size clothes.
- Momentum0
i remember in elementary school we would have to each read about 2 paragraphs out loud... so when it was the person next to me's turn i would close their book in the middle of the reading!!! haha i would have to try my hardest not to laugh, then that person gets in trouble for just stopping LOL
- Rand0
on the way to my father's cremation we got lost in the cemetary and started laughing uproariously, even though we were all heartbroken
- algorithm0
back in college a kc cryp broke into my room while i was in the house. Stole all my cds and stereo, then took off running.
Tuens out two little rugrats told me it was jose a couple of doors down. Cops come and foot chase ensues, i am just sitting back watching the sporting event. Then Jose's already too baggy dickies fall down and help him land on his face.
I was by the cop car laughing my ass off as they hog tied him and launched him in the car. The cops repeatedly told me to shut up , but I jsut stood there laughing at jose. Cops said to get back inside before his homeboys saw me flipping off their boy and laughing at him.
also fucker left a shitty 2 Live crew cd in my stereo when I got it back...
- gruntt0
once my wife and i were on a flight back from boston. not many people were on the flight so we each occupied a row of seats on opposite sides of the isle. i look over at her and she has her eyes crossed and her hand up as if she's trying to get the flight attendant's attention. but because her eyes were crossed she would look about 6 inches to the left from my face and i died laughing.
sometimes that memory will pop into my head and i'lll start giggling.
- mg330
More! :D
- harlequino0
Not really innapropriate but...
There is an annoying trend in the NY area of upscale jappy women wearing fuzzy native american looking boots. About an hour ago, I was standing in a Starbucks waiting for my coffee since they were brewing fresh. Four of these chicks were in line, one after another, each wearing big fuzzy furry boots. I couldn't stop laughing. I looked like a mental patient probably.
- peteski0
Took a date to see a "new age" sortof concert @ St. John the Devine in NYC. Wild shit, giant Japanese drums, some interesting noise. Then, came time for these Aussie or NZ trumpeters using 4' long long glass tubes. They started at the back of the church, which is HUGE if you dont know it, and every three steps or so up the aisle, they'd stop and blow - sounding like blowing into a mail tube, just gargling.
Everytime they'd blow, we'd start uncontrollable giggling.
And being that we're in the front pews, it took like 45 minutes before they got up to the front (and stop).
Fuckin torture.
- todelete__20
When I first got hired here I was in my first department meeting. It was running long so I was instant messaging my girlfriend at the time that I'd be a bit late for our lunch meeting. She was like "I'm in the parking lot now walking up, what should I do?" and I said, "I know, I can see you. Look up to your left and we're in that room. See me?" and she's like "Yes. Watch this" and she proceeds to start dancing in the parking lot like the drunk Elaine. She kept dancing and dancing and I'm trying my hardest not to laugh. The excecutive of our department was lecturing and there were only 2 or 3 of us that could see out the window. I was trying my hardest not to laugh, then all of a sudden the excec was like "Is that girl having a seizure?!?" and I couldn't hold it in anymore.
- gruntt0
LOL! kona
- wetterink0
one christmas eve i go to my college roomate's church, because he is playing one of the wisemen and i thought it would be funny to see.
15 minutes before it starts his gf comes to tell me they are missing a wiseman and asked if i can step in for him. i only had to stand up there with them for the manger scene as the preacher gave us directions as he told the story of Jesus being born.
so...cut to me, my roomate and another friend in costume and standing in front of the whole church. the preacher says:
"And the wise men looked upon the baby Jesus and beheld His glory."
The 3 of us look at the baby at the same time and what do we see...A fucking Pound Puppy doll wrapped in a blanket.
The 3 of us look away very fast and just stare at the floor the whole time....holding in laughter. We knew if we made eye contact we were dead.
It was going well unitl my roommate's (who was kneeling before the puppy) shoulders started to shake from where he was holding in the giggles. This made me want to giggle even harder.
Then his preacher started to stutter and I lost it.
I just started to loose it cause I
- mg330
When I was a kid, I went to a church piano recital that a friend of mine was playing in.
I was sitting in the pew with his mom and dad, little sister and 5 year old brother. Dead silent in there save for the piano playing.
His little brother started fiddling with this book holder built into the back of the pew in front. He puts his hand inside, and it's carpeted.
He looks up with this grin and does one of these little kid laughs, very deep and repetetive and a bit evil, and says:
"It's fury." "Huh-huh-huh-huh(laughter)
"Like a beaver." (squeeky long laugh from him that his Mom had to tell him to be quiet.)OH MY GOD. When he said "like a beaver" I thought I was going to lose it. I think I was 11 or 12. I seriously almost blurted out laughing so hysterically, they probably would have killed me.
- JazX0
I once laughed at my sister's wedding. At the dorks on the other side of the church, that her husband had befriended.
A bit innappropriate and people turned back and gave me a dirty look. hehehe
- spongebob0
Last time I went to a couple who had just had a baby.
The girls were like cooing the baby saying "isn't he just like his daddy?"
I thought about how the dad was ugly, and the baby was worse. Couldn't stop giggling and I had to leave the room.
- mg330
Finish the story wetterink!! That has me laughing out loud right now!!!!
Good one too Kona!
Reminds me of...
- skelly0
Oh! I thought of another...
My teacher could never pronounce this asian kid's name in drawing class. Whenever we got to his sketchbook she would always call him Wang Chung (not even close to his real name!).
I'd lose it every time! But luckily so did most other people.
- stevegee0
LOL at K0NA's girl, that's hilarious!
Here's mine:
I met my wife online (before it was trendy) and when she moved to NJ from LI I took her to her first day of work at her new job... so we walk in the lobby and I'm walking behind her to meet everyone and this is her first face to face with the president, who cam out to greet her, she (my wife now) lunges forward with hand out to shake and slips on wet floor. SHe literally flew in the air and in slow motion both feet were above her head and she lands on her ass. Everyone, including the pres and I were laughing our asses off.
Sometimes, for a kick, I'll walk into the room the wife's in and reinact it, we bust out laughing each time. Never gets old.
- kyl30
several days ago at my lease signing, in classic boulder/berkeley synchronicity, my new property manager named gaia powers(earth powers) paused halfway thru and said she needed to hit her peppermint vial. Just about lost it.
- jakeyj0
OMG! I had the same thing with that Dane Cook skit!
I was listening to it at work and it came on and I was trying so hard to surpress a giggle. Then a client came around on a tour and I was introduced and my stomach was just burning holding it back. I managed to not make eye contact and held it till they moved on!
eye contact just opens the flood gates.
- mg330
Peppermint Vial? WHAT!