Inconvenient Giggles
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- skelly0
no. i would never say that. audible farts are much funnier. like when my teacher would do it every week in front of the whole class. but that wasn't so much inconvenient as it was just funny.
- elahon0
I whacked it really hard, and it flew right to his nuts. It was really hard holding it in.
visualplane
(Jan 24 06, 20:04)
- visualplane0
I remember playing baseball in junior high, and my best friend was pitching the ball. I whacked it really hard, and it flew right to his nuts. That was the funniest thing in the world, and he was mad at me for almost laughing. It was really hard holding it in.
- spongebob0
i find that silent farting makes me giggle. does that happen to anyone else? like the fact that it's silent is enough to make me find humor in pretty much anything.
skelly
(Jan 24 06, 19:41)
- skelly0
i find that silence makes me giggle. does that happen to anyone else? like the fact that it's silent is enough to make me find humor in pretty much anything.
- designerror0
ME and 2 buddies went on a plane some years ago heading off to Toronto. When all 3 of us were getting really drunk on the steady stream of bloody marys, they put
O' Brother, Where art thou' on..We were all 3 pissing our pants while the rest of the plane were really pissed off at us for being loud of noisy.. I hate people like that
.. But the best part was that the steward kept the BM's coming faster and faster.. Trying to get us piss drunk so we would sleep... and he succeded.. that fucking bastard got us so drunk it took us over 5 hours to get through customs becase they were sure we were on drugs and what not..
- kingjulien0
I was one of two white guys on my high school basketball team, the other being a seven foot center who would go on to play Division 1 ball. For most of the season we were the best team in the state, and ranked eigth nationally, although in the section playoffs we were upset a game before we were set to play Los Alamitos, a team led by a lightning quick point guard named Jason Kidd.
Because of the racial dynamic I had a unique perspective on the world. Every day in practice was a challenge, as I was constantly forced to prove my worthiness. On the back of the bus during road trips the shit-talking was done in jest, but it was always nasty, and yet during games or on campus, if anybody fucked with me, these very same guys were the first ones to have my back.
A few minutes ago at the video store, I ran into one of the other point guards on the team, this guy who I used to get high with before practice. I hadn't seen this dude in thirteen years, and yet from across the room I heard this "Yo Rob", followed by a warm smile as he walked over. During the course of catching up, actually within the first two minutes, he talked of his four kids. I congratulated him on being "so productive", which led him to mention that he had just had his sperm count checked at the local clinic. I thought this was an odd detail to tell someone you haven't seen in years, but he went on to cover his vasectomy too - how he was concerned that despite the procedure, he might get his wife pregnant again, thus the need to check his count from time to time - just to be safe.
The whole time he discussed this - in an all too comfortable manner - he was grabbing his crotch openly, saying things like "It's all good, I'm keeping it real, it didn't hurt at all" while yanking his johnson really aggressively. I tried not to notice but he kept doing it, and at a certain point when an elderly woman walked down the same aisle and looked at me with horror during one particularly fanatic tug, I just keeled over in laughter.
It's been a long time since I've hung out in the scene, and it was cool to run into an old pal, but at the same time I've gone in a certain direction and a lot of these fellas seem to have remained the same, and sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who thinks that it's best to keep certain details private.
Perhaps I'm just a prude.
- kyl30
aroma therapy
BTW, boulder has been called the berkeley of the midwest but I haven't more than a fair share of hippies here. But then again I lived next to berkeley almost all my life so they blend in to my conscious seemlessly.
- spongebob0
My female colleague just said "I like to eat salty stuff" and I burst out laughing.
It took her a while to figure out.
- mg330
Peppermint Vial? WHAT!
- kyl30
several days ago at my lease signing, in classic boulder/berkeley synchronicity, my new property manager named gaia powers(earth powers) paused halfway thru and said she needed to hit her peppermint vial. Just about lost it.
- skelly0
Oh! I thought of another...
My teacher could never pronounce this asian kid's name in drawing class. Whenever we got to his sketchbook she would always call him Wang Chung (not even close to his real name!).
I'd lose it every time! But luckily so did most other people.
- spongebob0
Last time I went to a couple who had just had a baby.
The girls were like cooing the baby saying "isn't he just like his daddy?"
I thought about how the dad was ugly, and the baby was worse. Couldn't stop giggling and I had to leave the room.
- Mal0
After my fathers death we (about 12 family members) took my fathers ashes to his fav fishing spot in Scotland. We gathered on the rocks and my Brother (the eldest) cast the ashes upon the water. It was at that moment a gust of wind blew tha ashes straight back in our direction hitting my brother full in the face and coating the rest of us with the dearly departed. So 3 carloads of greiving relatives are all cracking up as we took most of him home again in our hair and on our clothes.
He was a funny guy and certainly got the last laugh.
- mg330
OMG I just sang the word "Notorious!" out loud in a falsetto like in the intro to that Eddie Murphy comedy show.
- -scarabin-0
in boy scouts as a kid we were chosen to represent our state or some bullshit in a pledge of allegiance thing on stage at this big event.
so we're up on stage and this woman starts this horrible squawking that's supposed to be singing and i'm trying my damndest not to laungh. the woman sounded like a chicken being mutilated. i glance over and see one of my friends trying to hold it in as well and i just lost it. both of us. on stage. laughing our asses off at this woman.
- peteski0
Flyin back from London on a packed Virgin Atlantic flight with like 600 people on board last wednesday, me and wifey synchronized our video players and watched The 40 Year Old Virgin together. When it got to the part about his gf being a grandma
"You should fuck her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday"
we lost it for five minutes straight.
- jakeyj0
OMG! I had the same thing with that Dane Cook skit!
I was listening to it at work and it came on and I was trying so hard to surpress a giggle. Then a client came around on a tour and I was introduced and my stomach was just burning holding it back. I managed to not make eye contact and held it till they moved on!
eye contact just opens the flood gates.
- mg330
Speaking of midgets, I always think it would be funny if they just wore normal size clothes.
- skelly0
I usually listen to music in my studio classes. Well Dane Cook's bathroom skit came on and I was practically in tears by the time I realized I should turn it off. I took off my headphones and the room was dead silent. I spent the next hour trying to suppress the giggles.
That stuff happens to me all the time I can hardly remember all the stories. I usually never get enough sleep so I'm so delerious I find the stupidest thing hilarious.