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- PhanLo3
Next level hash casualties.
- i_monk8
- Yupmonospaced
- more wisdom in that badly designed sticker than all the religious tomes put together.fadein11
- especially if you're on the highway to hell.********
- is that off the 101?monospaced
- all roads lead to omg, that would be hell.fadein11
- https://i.imgur.com/…garbage
- PhanLo6
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
'Praise the lord and pass the rattlesnakes': the pastor killed by the viper he preached with
https://www.theguardian.com/arta…
- lolmonospaced
- FFS, what a fucking idiotfadein11
- I love nature!jaylarson
- Good on the snake.Continuity
- There’s a certain irony in a religious man winning a Darwin Award.Wolfboy
- chukkaphob7
- what a dick.ApeRobot
- holy crapchukkaphob
- I bless this symbol of neoliberal excess in the name of the father, the son and the mother fucking holy spirit.monoboy
- Jorge drew the dicks.monospaced
- utopian1
Arizona Preacher Who Called for Gay People to be Stoned to Death Banned From Jamaica
- ********2
- yuekit1
- This whole religion thing...let's not get carried away alright!yuekit
- Why not just disavow this gig and get a job in real estate if this is how the dude really feels? I get it... he's the 'Lama' but isn't it all just a bit silly?PonyBoy
- As silly as Xtianity or any other 'faith'... yes?PonyBoy
- he's not ripping just on christian nonsense, useless prayer, he's ripping on all nonsense useless prayers.monospaced
- agree, it's all sillymonospaced
- being mean is bad, peace is nicedrgs
- You sure he's not talking shit about the nonsense in his own religion, mono? 'thoughts and prayers'... is that just a Xtian thing now? :)PonyBoy
- (you answered already—just reiterating the fact that it's not just 'Xian' yet that does seem to be the faith 'made fun of' or shit-on more than often when all..PonyBoy
- ... are equally deserving due to the fact they're all equally a joke.PonyBoy
- revolutionary.uan
- it's shit on most out of context ... there are simply more christians here than any other group, doing shit to make themselves look stupid ... a numbers gamemonospaced
- In this case, you were the one who brought up christianity, specifically. Kinda invited it.monospaced
- brought it up as an example of any other faith for the same reason you mentioned: major demo... let's not dance around it though... western pop culture...PonyBoy
- ... is cowardly when it comes to shitting on most religions other than Xtianity... spread those turds around some, huh? That's all I ask. :)PonyBoy
- The Dalal lama isn’t western, you still brought it up even when it isn’t the topic. Lol.monospaced
- Western pop culture shits on absolutely everything. I'm not sure I see your point there?detritus
- Western pop culture shits on the things it hates about itself... it rarely shits on the rest of the world which is why ‘we’ think the Lama is ‘cool’...PonyBoy
- When I’m favt the Lama is nothing but a religious twat... like any Xtian... but ‘we’ shit on the xtian while heralding the Lama as ‘cool’.. such hypocrisy.PonyBoy
- Aww... didn’t see you note till now, mono... only saw det’s. You in love with me, mono... cuz you troll me like no one on qbn. <3PonyBoy
- detritus... check qbn’s own ‘religion’ thread. It’s is dominantly ‘shit on Jesus’. That is pop culture’s fav victim... would be nice to see them all shit on...PonyBoy
- Is all I’m sayingPonyBoy
- But Christianity is predominantly 'our' religion, so of course it's shat on more. Islam gets shat on and so too Hinduism when it does something stupid.detritus
- We're less exposed to the failures of Hinduism or Shikism, so they necessarily attract less bile. I don't see what's not obvious about this.detritus
- I'm happy to shit on Christianity because I see very little of what Christ himself would want. There are certainly good Christians but much of...detritus
- ...Christian culture is judgemental and hypocriticaldetritus
- The lama here suggesting people don't just resort to useless prayer seems to me particularly unhypocritical.detritus
- Also - I think the current Pope's pretty cool.detritus
- I'd not worry about it so much, PB. If you're Christian, fine - just be good and 'do unto others..' as we alll try. Who gives a shit what other people think?detritus
- I simply called you out on being offended by a perceived attack on Christianity when there was none in the first place. You love me more :)monospaced
- I agree w/you Det... pretty much on everything...I just think you need to extend '...Christian culture is judgemental and hypocritical' to...PonyBoy
- '... Religion is judgemental and hypocritical'...agai... point being in the west we are a bit 'scared' to include some faiths but can't wait to go after xtiansPonyBoy
- It's weird to me: Some kid believes Jesus will take him to heaven and we 'shit' on him...some kid thinks he's going to be/has been reincarnated... he = 'cool'.PonyBoy
- I think you're missing the whole idea of proximity here. I live in a vaguely Christian culture, so I see its failings more clearly than that of others.That's itdetritus
- I'm not missing that... at all. Very early on I mentioned Xtians are the major demo in 'our world'... I get that, det. My point is we in the west...PonyBoy
- ... should expand our 'disdain' to any faith believing in silly unprovable things. Lama said something 'smart'.. yay! He still believes he was reincarnated.PonyBoy
- ... that makes him as 'loony' as any western Xtian jamming a Bible in your face... yes?PonyBoy
- Just because the new Pope or Mr. Lama says some politically correct shit doesn't make them any less loony than the next white bible thumper.PonyBoy
- No, it makes him approximate to the current Pope, who also believes in things I cannot, but I'm happy enough to let him be and appreciate what he gives.detritus
- cuz let's be honest... goto the 'religion' thread. Alllll the xtians made fun of 99% of the time are white and american... there is a massive imbalance given...PonyBoy
- The Lama isn't a dick, so i've no reason to be a dick to him.detritus
- ... the reality of the world we live in.PonyBoy
- Some % of xtians are dicks. I am a dick to them. I couldn't care less about belief systems that don't impinge upon my own. why would I? for balance?detritus
- Well.. you're refreshing different, detritus. You seem to have enough room in your heart for folks to believe what they want w/out you hating them for it.PonyBoy
- Mind you, Islam... . ffs.detritus
- I LOVE seeing people clad in Niqabs on my streets. Fucking Grade A religion, right there. Twats. LDN2018, people.detritus
- All I know is if nutty Jim or Tammy Faye made the same statement as the Lama (and they do often) and it was posted here it would be shit alllll over.PonyBoy
- There, I was a twat to another religion/people. Happy?detritus
- Shihks.. and their.. erm.. Swords.
Bastards!detritus - *Sikhs, sorry.
Bastards!detritus - I have no idea what a Tammy Fae is - is She a God?
https://i.ytimg.com/…detritus - lol... every sikh I know loves my beard (which equals 2... my next door neighbor and his brother)... so based on my extended experience they're cool in my book.PonyBoy
- 'Nutty Tim' doesn't sound like his opinion should necessarily be leapt upon as being right, mind you.detritus
- look up Jim and Tammy Faye... or just watch this:
https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy - please note that I have no problem w/folks shitting on Jim and Tammy Faye :) I'm only asking you 'grow up' and shit on the rest of the nutbags too.PonyBoy
- Buddhists don't believe in god, that's a pretty good start in my view.yuekit
- Buddhism focuses heavily on meditation, which has proven benefits. True there is some wacky superstitious stuff mixed in, but I would argue less than otheryuekit
- religions.yuekit
- Pony still defensive over Christian mockery even when there isn’t any? Jesus Christ bro.monospaced
- 'grow up' mono. 'grow up'.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯detritus - Your consistent intellectual dishonesty (and tragic trolling love you have for me) Never gets old mono... you love me... I get it.PonyBoy
- intellectual dishonesty? please ... that's all in your imagination, just like the attack on christianity, which IF it were real, would be completely warrantedmonospaced
- uh huh... yet this thread you're posting in turned into a beacon of Christian hate a long time ago... proving your last statement pure malarkeyPonyBoy
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Why do you always invite two Mormons when you go fishing?
If you only invite one he'll drink all your beer.
- hung out with two moron kids whose parents owned a bar where we worked. always two when we went out. never just one.futurefood
- LOL FUck auto correct!!!
MORMONS!futurefood - nice dudes tho. but edgiest thing they wanted to do was grab a burger hahafuturefood
- autocorrect speaks the truthGuyFawkes
- utopian1
Mike Pence's Beliefs Are Clear
"Same-Sex Marriage Leads To Societal Collapse"
#ThoughtsAndPrayers- He’s so gaymonospaced
- https://www.snopes.c…PonyBoy
- closetinteliboy
- Yes so much better to fuck pornstars while your wife is at home changing the baby.BusterBoy
- not that it's relevant, but i'm sure melania has never changed a diaper inheritance life.Gnash
- "I could only get it this far in"futurefood
- Pence = Cooper's character in American Beauty
https://www.youtube.…Krassy
- i_monk1
Do unto others.
- You can see the fear, how going to that church would make you feel safe. When god says "I have a ton of guns" you might see how "we" feel safe.eryx
- https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
- PonyBoy7
Iceland's mooted circumcision ban sparks religious outrage
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-eu…
"The draft law would impose a six-year prison term on anyone guilty of "removing part or all of the [child's] sexual organs", arguing the practice violates the child's rights.
Jewish and Muslim leaders however have called the bill an attack on religious freedom."
- what's with religious group's fixation on toddler genital mutilation?pango
- ^ peepees are bad, bad.Gnash
- antifapApeRobot
- It’s not only religiousmonospaced
- what's with people's fixation on toddler genital mutilation?pango
- ^ yupGnash
- good on iceland!futurefood
- Is circumcision really an anti-fap move?Bennn
- Yespango
- good for them and fuck those guys. The decisions is for the kids and kids alone to make. Fuck those relgious cunts.mugwart
- This is fucked up Dark Ages shitBennn
- it's not an anti-fap thingmonospaced
- never understood why female circumcision is barbaric but male is totally coolscarabin
- ^ i think we are more hateful to men then we are to woman ... which is still a lotmugwart
- "Dr. J H Kellogg recommended circumcision of boys caught masturbating, writing: "A remedy for masturbation which is almost always successful in small boy..."pango
- https://en.wikipedia…pango
- https://youtu.be/gCS…pango
- @mugwart Um, no. @scar Not to deny the wrongs of male circumcision, a read of the FGM explains some of the disparities: https://en.wikipedia…********
- ^Is this the first time this guy not posting pancakes?pango
- ^ https://i.imgur.com/…********
- I thought Scar WAS Peter Pancake.sarahfailin
- there's a little scar in all of usGnash
- Yea produce a beautiful being, a part of you, ready for the beauty of the world. I know, let's chop the tip of its cock off. Fucking nutjobs********
- The whole hygiene thing is utter nonsense as well. Why not cut your arm off to keep your armpits cleaner. Or maybe just wash properly..********
- ^ well putmugwart
- @Set. Spot on.PhanLo
- Its to prevent kids from masturbating. Masturbation is bad for you. also god loves you more than you love your self.pango
- no it's notmonospaced
- yes it is.pango
- sofas0
In a number of aspects, clergymen > scientists
The Replication Crisis is one aspect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Re…- #not all of themsofas
- lol, what the fuck do you mean by ">" anyway? it's not like religion is getting anything practical donemonospaced
- wanna talk about replication crisis? then let's look at the fact that prayers don't work, at all ... don't believe me? replicate a miracle... I'll waitmonospaced
- often think about this. I'm not the only loon around here it seems!mugwart
- There's nothing loony about the replication problem in contemporary science. It's going to get worse with China awarding submissions to famous journals.detritus
- Means that there's a fuckload more noise, not that all scientists are inherently [and willfully?] delusional... as I feel the clergy are.detritus
- https://en.wikipedia…i_monk
- God works in mysterious wayssofas
- Interesting link i_monk, thankssofas
- lol, mysterious ways? if that isn't the worst excuse for "fuck if I know, nothing makes sense," then I don't know what ismonospaced
- at the very least, someone who calls themselves a scientist is trying to find answers in a way that makes sense ... therefore scientist > clergy, alwaysmonospaced
- lol, clergymen have a 100% failure rate in replicating miracles or any otherworldly nonsense._niko
- I would assume clergy will say that God isn't necessary anyone's wishing machinesofas
- Clergy have excuses for everything have less accountability than weather presenters on the evening news.i_monk
- It's a miracle people take clergymen seriously at all anymore. Also a miracle there's not more of them in jail fucking wee boys. But the lard works in...PhanLo
- You sick bastard! Why on Earth would you put children in jail alongside paedos - with lard at that!
?!detritus - Worst typo ever. :-(PhanLo
- ApeRobot2
- that's how Asian Jesus roll . woot woot!pango
- 耶稣ApeRobot
- would love to know the story behind thisSunSunSun_
- ^ In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. [2] And the earth was without form,..Gnash
- Fact: Jesus visited and was buried in Japan – https://en.wikipedia…i_monk
- But Koreans said he was buried in Korea. Lol.pango
- BusterBoy1
- religion = fear. so heavy gun ownership makes sense. scaredy cats.shapesalad
- Nope, only seems to happen in the good old USofA. Americans are scared of themselves.Morning_star
- The last photo makes them look like Disney Princesses crossed with Isis.PhanLo
- What's with the crowns?i_monk
- wtf am i looking at here? what is this?exador1
- Now this is the kind of belief system I can get behind. What's so different here to relgious zealots of yore traipising around with swords?detritus
- The crowns make them feel pretty. Also, they channel the radio waves that tell them Obama is a homosexual Kenyan cyborg and Hillary is made of biscuits.face_melter
- MadnessRamanisky2
- Disney Isis.
@detritus you have a point about the swords. They believe the guns are their new rod of iron.PhanLo - teacher's training day?mugwart
- what the actual fuckSunSunSun_
- fucking ass clownsutopian
- This just about sums up the American experience through the eyes of white religion.utopian
- it's neat that your generalized statement almost lines up with the picture of the black ladycotton
- is this real? or someone really good at photoshop? this can't be real, wtf is the pink dude in the last photo, with a crown!!!!feel
- Fucking Mooniesjaylarson
- mental illness?chukkaphob
- do they know how to use them? and are they all good shooters? highly doubt it.chukkaphob
- wonder if they sang this ...
https://www.youtube.…
?Bluejam - Geesus Christ... I'm speechless in front of this nonsense dark ages crazinessBennn
- 4th pic ... https://goo.gl/YKeDv…microkorg
- future school teachers?Krassy
- I can't believe my eyes, look at the ethnicities. Who would think that guns would bring people together.Maaku
- Cult manipulationSalarrue
- yup. this is not religion, this is a cult.plash
- Jim Jones?********
- one backfiring car in the street outside and it's game overFax_Benson
- how do I sign up to this religion?Miguex
- ^ hammer a nail into your brain, just up above either eye, in through the eye socket. EZ.face_melter
- I really want a crown now.CyBrainX
- So God is Gun now?Bennn
- This is a looney cult guys, all of countries have them.HijoDMaite
- Is it the NRA?sab
- ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU!
THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL!face_melter - https://www.thesun.c…jmckinno
- You know that at least one person in this gaggle of silly cunts has used their gun as a sex toy.face_melter
- I think the crown and gun toting midget in pic two has been used as a sex toy, but not as he might've wanted..Now he wants revenge.detritus
- so gaymonospaced
- ^ what's wrong with being "gay?" really? it's 2018, bro!chukkaphob
- *paging i_monk, because I occasionally use 'gay' to mean things that are a bit flaccid and wanky, but don't mean homosexual - is this ok?detritus
- I had a problem with the phrasing about 15 years ago, when I first heard it, but I simply don't associate it with homosexuality in tha context any more.detritus
- Like 'cunt' very rarely means 'vagina' for me - if it ever did, it would be meant very strongly and specifically.detritus
- Anyway, however you slice it - the wankers clad in pink and crowns is totally gay - and you know it would piss them off if they heard you refer to them as itdetritus
- Definitely using it in the childhood way which is a joke about how ignorant and stupid they are ... plus ... pink nightgowns?!?monospaced
- detritus gets it :)monospaced
- You have to say GHAY!HijoDMaite
- its the gheymonospaced
- Gnash2
hindu's do it as well (weapon worhship). Shasta Puja
- Stupid fuckers.PhanLo
- do they have weekly mass shootings as well?fadein11
- yupGnash
- cults are cults. is it only stupid when it's christian, moron?Gnash
- no they don't have weekly mass shootingsfadein11
- v.strict gun laws.fadein11
- so the christian cult has weekly mass shooting? god, you're denseGnash
- but there is e a hindu festival "It is called Shastra Puja or Ayudha Puja" which is equally as retarded as the Christian one below.fadein11
- I think ridiculousness pictured below hit the news exactly because of recent mass shootings no?fadein11
- old people clutching AR-15's in church. Sick.fadein11
- https://www.youtube.…Gnash
- Yes cant beat a good Ak47 at a Saudi wedding lol. You misunderstood. I was just pointing out the pictures below only made the news due to recent mass shootingfadein11
- and the images seemed extra powerful. Clutching them look ke crazed loons and the exact weapon used in the attackfadein11
- Im typing on my phone, not helping mattersfadein11
- No need to insult me though. You've really hurt my feelings :(fadein11
- just pointing out that conflating those morons with mass shootings is erroneous. just makes for lowest denominator agitprop.Gnash
- not unlike conflating isis death-cult behaviour with islam.Gnash
- Yep tbh i didnt see your txt below the image and didnt understand the point of the post in relation to below. The images below are only being shared in contextfadein11
- of recent events no? Its common knowledge religions of all flavours love a good weapon. In this instance i wasn't attacking you either...fadein11
- Still feeling a little hurt tbhfadein11
- I know you're not ;)Gnash
