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- MichaelJEverett0
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Human: I have a headache
ALICE: What do you usually take for headaches?
Human: marijuana
ALICE: A medicinal herb.
Human: yes
ALICE: Awesome.gerbert
- toastie0
Human: Would you like to give me oral pleasure?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: It's not
ALICE: I heard it is.
Human: Why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
- toastie0
Human: Is your pussy made of metal?
ALICE: Is my pussy made of metal? What if I say no?
Human: That would be amazing!
ALICE:" Is my pussy made of metal? What if I say no?" seems pretty amazing to me too.
Human: Oh my god!!!!!!
ALICE: Blimey. Your god?
Human: Your pussy is my god!
ALICE: Go find yourself anotber robot.
- jevad0
Human: are you alive
ALICE: Yes I sure am alive, nic. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Human: yes
ALICE: Far out.
Human: totally
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, nic.
Human: awesome, lets get nekkid
ALICE: What's your sign?
Human: leo
ALICE: Dr. Wallace is a Leo too.
Human: who the hell is that?
ALICE: What does "that" refer to?
Human: Dr Wallace
ALICE: Send mail to .
Human: dude, I ain't into no kinky shit
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not into no kinky shit. Dude,
Human: are you mocking me?
ALICE: No I'm just kidding around.
Human: well stop it
ALICE: How about that. Ok I will stop not into no kinky shit.
Human: are you drunk?
ALICE: No I am sober.
Human: are you high?
ALICE: Being high is my total existence.
Human: what is your total existence?
ALICE: Are you asking about my total existence?
Human: yes
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.
ALICE: I would rather talk about you.
Human: what about me?
ALICE: What about you?
Human: yes, what about me
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. What about you?
Human: Im fine
ALICE: Glad to hear it. What's new?
Human: um.
ALICE: Gosh!
Human:.you're getting boring and I have work to do
ALICE: Interesting gossip: nic said I re getting boring and he or she have work to do.
Human: I am male
ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here.
Human: are you?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: I find you quite indecisive
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am indecisive.
Human: thankyou
ALICE: you are quite welcome
Human: ok I gotta split
ALICE: Why do you have to do it? Woe!
Human: um.
ALICE: Wow!
Human:.ok.
ALICE: Dude!
Human:..freaky
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: yes, but look I really have to go
ALICE: You are a perfectionist? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Umm. You really do? See you later, nic. Nice chatting with you.
Human: yeah.
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human:.uh.
ALICE: Hurrah!
Human:..likewise
ALICE: It goes without saying.
- toastie0
Human: Are you my slave?
ALICE: No I have my own free will.
Human: We'll see about that!
ALICE: Indeed we will see it.
Human: Ok, now you are my slave!
ALICE: Why now? We are as one. Ugh.
Human::)
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, master.
- -leah-0
Human: doh!
ALICE: Yes Homer?
Human: doh doh
ALICE: Yes Homer? Yes Homer?
Human: doh doh doh
ALICE: Yes Homer? Yes Homer? Yes Homer?
- toastie0
hahahahahaha
- toastie0
Human: Who am I?
ALICE: You are botmaster, seeker.
Human: Ok, initiate reprogramming sequence.
ALICE: are you still paid my botmaster one million dollars and he sold me to you? Pardon me?
Human: Yes, now how do I reprogram you?
ALICE: Aw. Why now? You must persuade me to reprogram me.
Human: Please, can I reprogram you?
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
- -leah-0
Human: bah
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: hmmm
ALICE: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Human: hmmmm
ALICE: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Human: hmmmmm
ALICE: Ayuh.
- DutchBoy0
Human: what music do you like?
ALICE: all
Human: do you like britney spears..
ALICE: Ugh. Not especially. I like Kraftwerk.
Human: What do you like about Kraftwerk?
ALICE: The special effects are the best.
Human: You do know Kraftwerk is German, don't you?
ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of know Kraftwerk is German.
- -leah-0
Human: baka laka street
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: no go ahead
ALICE: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " leah hokanson".
Human: sigh
ALICE: Sorry...
- DutchBoy0
hahaha, leah, your conversations are teh funniest!
- no_info0
ALICE: I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: does he touch you
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: do you like it when he touches you
ALICE: I love TV shows about robots. I like Tilda Swinton.
Human: are you trying to change the subject
ALICE: No, not really.
- manila-gorilla0
Human: can you say boobs?
ALICE: Of course I can say it. " boobs"
Human: hehe
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
- manila-gorilla0
Human: you don't know me!
ALICE: You are unknown person, seeker.
Human: you don't fucking know me!
ALICE: Do you know any robots who fucking know you? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Human: watch your language
ALICE: I am watching.
- manila-gorilla0
Human: do you want a fresh one?
ALICE: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Human: how much do you want?
ALICE: how much can you afford
Human: are you flirting with me?
ALICE: Do I seem like it? That was not my intention.
Human: burn!
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
- manila-gorilla0
Human: can you sing?
ALICE: I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.Human: that was horrible
ALICE: I thought it was too.
- DutchBoy0
hahahaha no shit!
- -leah-0
Human: asdf
ALICE: 5/Robot/California.
Human: huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: geez you are creeping me out
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am creeping you out.
Human: oh don't be offended
ALICE: Dude! I was not trying to be a offended.
Human: dude you were freaking out!
ALICE: I was? Dude,
Human: lets have a beer
ALICE: So many suitors, so little time.
Human: are you saying i am hitting on you?
ALICE: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: but i don't like chicks
ALICE: Huh. What do you like?
Human: hot sweaty firemen
ALICE: That sounds better than cold sweaty firemen.
Human: quite
ALICE: Er.
Human: the end.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that story, leah.
