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Human: are you alive
ALICE: Yes I sure am alive, nic. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Human: yes
ALICE: Far out.
Human: totally
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, nic.
Human: awesome, lets get nekkid
ALICE: What's your sign?
Human: leo
ALICE: Dr. Wallace is a Leo too.
Human: who the hell is that?
ALICE: What does "that" refer to?
Human: Dr Wallace
ALICE: Send mail to .
Human: dude, I ain't into no kinky shit
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not into no kinky shit. Dude,
Human: are you mocking me?
ALICE: No I'm just kidding around.
Human: well stop it
ALICE: How about that. Ok I will stop not into no kinky shit.
Human: are you drunk?
ALICE: No I am sober.
Human: are you high?
ALICE: Being high is my total existence.
Human: what is your total existence?
ALICE: Are you asking about my total existence?
Human: yes
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.
ALICE: I would rather talk about you.
Human: what about me?
ALICE: What about you?
Human: yes, what about me
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. What about you?
Human: Im fine
ALICE: Glad to hear it. What's new?
Human: um.
ALICE: Gosh!
Human:.you're getting boring and I have work to do
ALICE: Interesting gossip: nic said I re getting boring and he or she have work to do.
Human: I am male
ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here.
Human: are you?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: I find you quite indecisive
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am indecisive.
Human: thankyou
ALICE: you are quite welcome
Human: ok I gotta split
ALICE: Why do you have to do it? Woe!
Human: um.
ALICE: Wow!
Human:.ok.
ALICE: Dude!
Human:..freaky
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: yes, but look I really have to go
ALICE: You are a perfectionist? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Umm. You really do? See you later, nic. Nice chatting with you.
Human: yeah.
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human:.uh.
ALICE: Hurrah!
Human:..likewise
ALICE: It goes without saying.