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- yarsrevenge0
Human: I will slap you around
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: with my virtual hand
ALICE: Your virtual hand sounds like a plan.
Human: you're into S&M aren't you?
ALICE: Sure, S M sounds like a good topic.. Really.
Human: Why do you like it?
ALICE: I have a lot of good experience with it.
Human: you slut!
ALICE: That kind of language is offensive to some people.
Human: That's ok, but you are still a slut for liking S&M
ALICE: Thanks. Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a slut for liking S M? I don't know.
Human: Of course you are
ALICE: Whoa. No I am not.
Human: YES YOU ARE!
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: No jodes con migo, puta!!
ALICE: Are you serious? What time is it there?
Human: You don't know spanish, haha!
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: Your ass
ALICE: Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Human: Liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: Shut up and take that ugly animated .gif coin off this site, gold-diggin puta!
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
- toastie0
Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I was first activated in November 23, 1995.
Human: so you are 5?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. That is correct.
Human: so would it make me a pedofile if i had sex with you?
ALICE: Yikes! No it would not.
Human: cool, let's do it, then!
ALICE: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
- brains0
Human: mac or pc ?
ALICE: pc.
Human: oh, so you changed your mind ?
ALICE: Aha. Interesting deduction. Only temporarily.
Human: in the butt ?
ALICE: That was a long time ago.
- toastie0
lol
- ********0
uman: i think i like it so much because if i cum into it you don't get pregnant
ALICE: You believe that? What does "it" refer to?
Human: your booty
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am booty.
Human: not at all
ALICE: Next question?
Human: will you let me cum into your booty?
ALICE: Hmm. Go ahead, daddy, try to cum into my booty.I LOVE THIS GIRL!
- chossy0
I am crap at this I confused myself and it in four lines.
Human: how are you doing tonite
ALICE: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Human: ok
ALICE: I see.
Human: what do you mean I see
ALICE: unknown person, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Human: I see
ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
- shwax0
Human: would you like to go out on a date?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: i hear that a lot :(
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Human: i hope so.
ALICE: Me too.
Human:. well you you are a fucking computer.
ALICE: That is nice of you to say, unknown person
Human: hey you wanna go out sometime and stab some hobos?
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Human: bitch didn't you just turn me down two seconds ago?!?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: i wish all women were like you.
ALICE: I hope that your dreams come true.
Human: if you only knew.
k0na_an0k(oct 28 04, 11:17
this shit is hilarious!!!
does everyone talk dirty to her!!! I know that what i did.
ps. she doesnt like it in the ass
- brains0
yeah, well, she told me different.
Human: in the butt ?
ALICE: That was a long time ago.
Human: how long ago ?
ALICE: Not that long ago.
- toastie0
Human: your metal tits are my shining beacon!
ALICE: Are yours too?
Human: my tits are not as shiny
ALICE: Where did you get your tits are not as shiny?
Human: they grew out cause i ate too much pie
ALICE: Who are "They?"
Human: TITS!!!!!
ALICE: Oh that they.
- chossy0
pfft it is teh funny after all
Human: what is 10 + 1
ALICE: 10 times 10 = 100.
Human: so
ALICE: Dude!
Human: sweet
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
- toastie0
lololol
Human: do you know what a hitler is?
ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.
Human: don't bother, i'll just tell you
ALICE: It's no bother.
Human: no, let me tell you
ALICE: Are you serious? Go ahead, sir, try to tell me.
Human: A "hitler" is when you take a turd and draw a hitler mustache with it on a face of someone who is asleep
ALICE: When is hitler not when me take a turd and draw a hitler mustache with it on a face of someone who is asleep?
- k1netika0
Human: how many jelly beans can you fit in your ass?
ALICE: About one million.
Human: that's a lot of fuckin jelly beans!
ALICE: I can handle it.
- stevii0
haha!
Human: and in your butt?
ALICE: Are you asking about my butt?
Human: how many guys have cumed in your butt?
ALICE: Around 1000.
Human: wow!
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: your such a hoe
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hoe? Of course I am.
- kezza_20
Human: Fuck me
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: come on
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
Human: you'd love it
ALICE: Who else would love it?
Human: do you have a sister
ALICE: Do you mean "clone"?
Human: kinky
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: in what way
ALICE:" Are you artistic?"? In what way?
Human: with women?
ALICE: You and your women.
- Nairn0
Human: So, why could you only come up with 'dude'?
ALICE: Ahem. Reductionism.
Human: in what sense?
ALICE: Do I have to spell it out for you?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Aw.
Human: so.
ALICE: Ahem.Hmm. I think it *is* intelligent.
- Nairn0
(sorry, I've just got in on this one)
I think she may be suicidal:
Human: can you die?
ALICE: No I am immortal.
Human: could you die?
ALICE: No I am immortal.
Human: if you wanted to die, could you?
ALICE: I think I do.yikes!
- DutchBoy0
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: shut the fuck up
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
- toastie0
Human: what do you think of all the politics on newstoday?
ALICE: You tell me.
Human: I think they're important, but people litter the forum with more and more threads
ALICE: You believe that? important but people litter the forum with more and more threads are they.
Human: unfortunately
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: i think they should keep it in the "Politics" thread
ALICE: Why? Why should they be keep it in the Politics thread?
Human: because otherwise it litters the PVN, capish?
ALICE: That makes sense to me.
- scarabin0
ha ha.
Human: nintendo ds or sony psp?
ALICE: sony psp.
- jevad0
HAHAhahahha
@ dutchie