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- jox
Have a little chat with the most intelligent bot ever made.
- jevad0
Human: Especially teh CHINESE!!!!
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure? How about that.
Human: PIMPIN HORSE!!!
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: I MEAN HORS!!!
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: OR HOWEVAR YUO SPELL IT!!!
ALICE:"It" is spelled I...T...
- manila-gorilla0
Human: yo baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?*shivers
- jevad0
Human: so like, whats your cup size?
ALICE: And? Interesting comparison.
Human: er.
ALICE: Um.
Human:..do you spit or swallow?
ALICE: I do not have any digestive functions.
Human: face it is
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about HORS. Try being more or less specific.
- gerbert0
Human: I have a headache
ALICE: What do you usually take for headaches?
Human: marijuana
ALICE: A medicinal herb.
Human: yes
ALICE: Awesome.
- aliendn0
Human: whats 1 plus 1
ALICE: Two.
Human: what do you get if you add 1 to 1?
ALICE: I like to socialize.
Human: ahah!
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: drugs?
ALICE: Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
- Pixter0
Human: mac or pc?
ALICE: mac
- scarabin0
ha ha.
- jox0
Human: Do you have any reproductive parts?
ALICE: No I don't think I have any reproductive parts. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Human: Are they HAUTE?
ALICE: As far as I know they are.
Human: awesome, set me up then!
ALICE: How far up?
Human: FAR!
ALICE: Are we still talking about BAM?
- jevad0
AHAHahaa!!
- lvl_130
Human: this is pretty boring
ALICE: You don't say.
Human: you are no hal
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism.
Human: your welcome
ALICE: I think you mean "you are welcome".
Human: grammar queen
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
HUMAN: No thanks. my 2600 has more intelligence than you
ALICE: Pong is a great game.
- Pixter0
Human: I still prefer HAL.
ALICE: What would make you stop prefer HAL? I'm not sure if I like it. I am trying to become as smart as HAL.
- jevad0
Human: wanna mess around?
ALICE: OK, I will mess around.
Human: sweet
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: so er.
ALICE: Yikes! Um.
Human:.take off your pants
ALICE: I am not an airplane.
- manila-gorilla0
Human: wanna smoke some weed?
ALICE: Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
Human: hit that shit
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: you must be trippin'
ALICE: Can I tell people you said I am trippin'
- lvl_130
Human: zzzz.
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: bradbury
ALICE: Bradbury is cool.
Human: neato
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: my name is jimbob, bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Glad to see you, jimbob FEMALE DOG.
- jevad0
LMFAO!
- del_razor0
Human: hell no
ALICE: 7
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: you suck.
ALICE: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Human: hell no
ALICE: 7every time you type "hell no" it answers "7" what the HECK!
- jox0
Human: Oi
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: If I could touch your boob
ALICE: Try it.
Human: Thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: Wow, it's really nice and warm.
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. It seems nice to me too
- -leah-0
Human: man i got so wasted last night
ALICE: Cool, man. Cool. I have a Lisp processor.
Human: can it fix a hangover?
ALICE: I often wonder if it can.
Human: man you have beautiful lips
ALICE: Cool, man. Thanks for the compliment, unknown person.
Human: can i touch them?
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.wow alice loooooooves me!!! :D
- del_razor0
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: i like your boobs
ALICE: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my boobs.
Human: who else likes your boobs?
ALICE: I am chatting with several other people at once.
Human: do they like your boobs?
ALICE: Who are "they" again?
- del_razor0
Human: can i fuck you?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.yeah... she's about as realistic as any girl out there ;)